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Speaking for myself, not NVIDIA.
📍Marin County
Speaking for myself, not NVIDIA.
📍Marin County
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CBS: Complete Bullshit
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
CBS: Complete Bullshit
Not bad for a company that wouldn't have existed without the cheap, reliable, US Postal Service.
The $83 billion deal gives the streamer a century’s worth of prestige television and movies, from Batman movies to Game of Thrones. It also ends the streaming wars. www.wired.com/story/netfli...
Buying Warner Bros. Gives Netflix What It’s Always Needed: An Identity
The $83 billion deal gives the streamer a century’s worth of prestige television and movies, from Batman movies to Game of Thrones. It also ends the streaming wars.
www.wired.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Not bad for a company that wouldn't have existed without the cheap, reliable, US Postal Service.
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For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For the past six weeks, an AI Facebook account has been pulling my history posts on Instagram and slopping out new captions, so I’ve been feeding it poison pills and its followers are having meltdowns in the comments. It’s been pretty spectacular.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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"… in the present instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware …."
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"… in the present instance, it was perfectly clear to the accused that killing defenceless people in the life-boats could be nothing else but a breach of the law. As naval officers by profession they were well aware …."
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
RFK Jr heading to Nantucket for lunch.
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
RFK Jr heading to Nantucket for lunch.
Trump quickly approaching the 27% crazification factor limit.
Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Discussions #145: The Crazification Factor share.google/u3kSn4Z6l1BP...
Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Discussions #145: The Crazification Factor share.google/u3kSn4Z6l1BP...
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Trump quickly approaching the 27% crazification factor limit.
Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Discussions #145: The Crazification Factor share.google/u3kSn4Z6l1BP...
Kung Fu Monkey: Lunch Discussions #145: The Crazification Factor share.google/u3kSn4Z6l1BP...
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
The Republican Southern Strategy
In theory:
"A decades-long embrace of abstraction and coded language will eventually turn southern racists into economic conservatives."
In practice:
"Why did all our economic conservatives become openly racist?"
In theory:
"A decades-long embrace of abstraction and coded language will eventually turn southern racists into economic conservatives."
In practice:
"Why did all our economic conservatives become openly racist?"
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Republican Southern Strategy
In theory:
"A decades-long embrace of abstraction and coded language will eventually turn southern racists into economic conservatives."
In practice:
"Why did all our economic conservatives become openly racist?"
In theory:
"A decades-long embrace of abstraction and coded language will eventually turn southern racists into economic conservatives."
In practice:
"Why did all our economic conservatives become openly racist?"
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Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers. From @premthakker.bsky.social and @micahflee.com:
zeteo.com/p/epstein-26...
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers. From @premthakker.bsky.social and @micahflee.com:
zeteo.com/p/epstein-26...
Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers.
zeteo.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers. From @premthakker.bsky.social and @micahflee.com:
zeteo.com/p/epstein-26...
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers. From @premthakker.bsky.social and @micahflee.com:
zeteo.com/p/epstein-26...
The all caps PAST... Sounds like things didn't go well in the situation room meeting.
Trump is now calling Epstein conspiracies a “hoax” that his “past” supporters fell for “hook, line, and sinker.”
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The all caps PAST... Sounds like things didn't go well in the situation room meeting.
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i feel like there’s going to be a slew of important people tomorrow and in the weeks to come claiming to have had a damascene experience in the midst of all this… and i think it’s good to establish up front and right away that all of those people are huge fucking liars.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i feel like there’s going to be a slew of important people tomorrow and in the weeks to come claiming to have had a damascene experience in the midst of all this… and i think it’s good to establish up front and right away that all of those people are huge fucking liars.
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This is deeply misleading. The agricultural section of the bill does NOT ban hemp-derived cannabinoid products that contain less than .3% THC total. www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This is deeply misleading. The agricultural section of the bill does NOT ban hemp-derived cannabinoid products that contain less than .3% THC total. www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
Read the article channeling @gregdoucette.bsky.social "cops are great".
Two Chicago police officers who attacked members of the public and the staff of a Wrigleyville pizzeria after a Chicago Cubs game during a 2019 drunken brawl they started, will be suspended for one year each, according to documents obtained by WTTW News. https://to.wttw.com/47yw2Mz
2 CPD Officers Suspended for 1 Year Each After 2019 Drunken Wrigleyville Brawl, Records Show
City officials agreed to allow the two officers to serve suspensions of 365 days each, even though the agency charged with investigating police misconduct and the city's former top cop agreed they sho...
to.wttw.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Read the article channeling @gregdoucette.bsky.social "cops are great".
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AOC dishes some MTG info. AOC says Trump shut down Greene's ambition to run for Senate in Georgia and now she's on a revenge tour. Whether it's that, or her voters turning against Trump, or both, it's interesting to watch her bash Trump and the GOP. #Georgia #Accountability @democrats.senate.gov
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
AOC dishes some MTG info. AOC says Trump shut down Greene's ambition to run for Senate in Georgia and now she's on a revenge tour. Whether it's that, or her voters turning against Trump, or both, it's interesting to watch her bash Trump and the GOP. #Georgia #Accountability @democrats.senate.gov
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
An important note about Walmart thanksgiving meal pricing as it applies to Bluesky discourse
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November 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
An important note about Walmart thanksgiving meal pricing as it applies to Bluesky discourse
2024 menu
Ocean Spray® Jellied Cranberry Sauce (1 unit - 14oz)
2025 menu
Fresh Cranberries, 12 oz, Bag
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
2024 menu
Ocean Spray® Jellied Cranberry Sauce (1 unit - 14oz)
2025 menu
Fresh Cranberries, 12 oz, Bag
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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War in Europe continues.
On Day 1351, Russia seems close to capturing another 2 large towns in Donetsk. Why? Because Ukraine's allies have generally been too slow and still only arm them well enough to stay in the war, not to help them end it.
This is the start of Wednesday's daily thread:
On Day 1351, Russia seems close to capturing another 2 large towns in Donetsk. Why? Because Ukraine's allies have generally been too slow and still only arm them well enough to stay in the war, not to help them end it.
This is the start of Wednesday's daily thread:
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 AM
War in Europe continues.
On Day 1351, Russia seems close to capturing another 2 large towns in Donetsk. Why? Because Ukraine's allies have generally been too slow and still only arm them well enough to stay in the war, not to help them end it.
This is the start of Wednesday's daily thread:
On Day 1351, Russia seems close to capturing another 2 large towns in Donetsk. Why? Because Ukraine's allies have generally been too slow and still only arm them well enough to stay in the war, not to help them end it.
This is the start of Wednesday's daily thread:
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Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Who’s tracking the best crash out’s? I know one of you are making a thread
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I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
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I want to see Mamdani win in NYC tomorrow for a lot of reasons, but one of them is absolutely to watch Bill Ackman crash out
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I want to see Mamdani win in NYC tomorrow for a lot of reasons, but one of them is absolutely to watch Bill Ackman crash out