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Softlaunching forcefemming my husband
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Softlaunching forcefemming my husband
Friend: my husband lost his job 😞
Me, doing my best to hold back a catty “again?”: oh that’s terrible
Me, doing my best to hold back a catty “again?”: oh that’s terrible
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Friend: my husband lost his job 😞
Me, doing my best to hold back a catty “again?”: oh that’s terrible
Me, doing my best to hold back a catty “again?”: oh that’s terrible
Coworker: it’s funny that you say you hate Power BI when I know how much you love Microsoft. I mean listen to you talk about your Excel sheets.
Me: you misunderstand, my autistic love of spreadsheets eclipses my hatred of Microsoft products.
Me: you misunderstand, my autistic love of spreadsheets eclipses my hatred of Microsoft products.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Coworker: it’s funny that you say you hate Power BI when I know how much you love Microsoft. I mean listen to you talk about your Excel sheets.
Me: you misunderstand, my autistic love of spreadsheets eclipses my hatred of Microsoft products.
Me: you misunderstand, my autistic love of spreadsheets eclipses my hatred of Microsoft products.
I love that my husband’s cough and breathing problems have improved so much even above normal since getting on antibiotics that we’re now questioning just how long they’ve had pneumonia
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I love that my husband’s cough and breathing problems have improved so much even above normal since getting on antibiotics that we’re now questioning just how long they’ve had pneumonia
One of the most humiliating period experiences is having pain and you try meds and eating and drinking water and nothing is helping and then you do a few yoga stretches and let out a huge fart and suddenly everything is better
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
One of the most humiliating period experiences is having pain and you try meds and eating and drinking water and nothing is helping and then you do a few yoga stretches and let out a huge fart and suddenly everything is better
Asking my manager if we can just run this in place of our regular cybersecurity posts about online shopping
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Asking my manager if we can just run this in place of our regular cybersecurity posts about online shopping
“It’s a diversion!”
People are dying.
People are dying.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“It’s a diversion!”
People are dying.
People are dying.
I’ve been making dog food for our 15 year old Pomeranian in the rice cooker (1 part brown rice, 1 part vegetables, 2 parts chicken, a lil peanut butter) and now that has evolved into dogfood for boys where I use beans instead of chicken and add more seasoning
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I’ve been making dog food for our 15 year old Pomeranian in the rice cooker (1 part brown rice, 1 part vegetables, 2 parts chicken, a lil peanut butter) and now that has evolved into dogfood for boys where I use beans instead of chicken and add more seasoning
There’s a 12 year old at the gym please kill him for me
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
There’s a 12 year old at the gym please kill him for me
Langdon just referred to one of our roommates as “our Kramer but it’s fine when she says the n-word because she’s Black”
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Langdon just referred to one of our roommates as “our Kramer but it’s fine when she says the n-word because she’s Black”
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social is dutifully reading every message I send them immediately despite sitting mere feet from me and playing the guitar. Good husband.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
@pyramidmaster.bsky.social is dutifully reading every message I send them immediately despite sitting mere feet from me and playing the guitar. Good husband.
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As my family gather and talk and eat and catch up and share quality time together, I am thankful to be 100% in my own head on the 13th hour straight of imagining yoda's eyes widening as the car bumper rushes towards him without slowing.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
As my family gather and talk and eat and catch up and share quality time together, I am thankful to be 100% in my own head on the 13th hour straight of imagining yoda's eyes widening as the car bumper rushes towards him without slowing.
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![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
The only work that tricked me was The Saint of Bright Doors which made me think it was in third person
Saying a work "tricked you" or "manipulated you" is so weak in terms of critiquing it it blows my mind everytime I read it. It reminds me of that post thats like "callout post for mom, she gaslit me by covering her face to vanish and suddenly reappear moments later in what she calls "peek a boo""
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The only work that tricked me was The Saint of Bright Doors which made me think it was in third person
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all day I've been seeing that article about the pope saying polygamy is bad. like what did you expect from the pope. have we forgotten what the pope is
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
all day I've been seeing that article about the pope saying polygamy is bad. like what did you expect from the pope. have we forgotten what the pope is
Langdon wanted to surprise their mom with mac and cheese so I measured everything out and packed it up to make down there and then I realized I forgot the cheese
November 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Langdon wanted to surprise their mom with mac and cheese so I measured everything out and packed it up to make down there and then I realized I forgot the cheese
I wish more directors would try to make every scene look good enough that you could pause it and just stare
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I wish more directors would try to make every scene look good enough that you could pause it and just stare
Sometimes I think about how I have the largest age gap relationship out of my parents and grandparents and feel weird about that. But on the other hand I’m not like great grandpa marrying his stepdaughter!
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sometimes I think about how I have the largest age gap relationship out of my parents and grandparents and feel weird about that. But on the other hand I’m not like great grandpa marrying his stepdaughter!
Huh, wasn’t expecting them to make Sarah in The Taking of Deborah Logan actually gay, thought I was getting queerbaited
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Huh, wasn’t expecting them to make Sarah in The Taking of Deborah Logan actually gay, thought I was getting queerbaited
Putting on a Kobayashi film and getting immediately jumpscared by English
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Putting on a Kobayashi film and getting immediately jumpscared by English
I don’t know what the fuck is up with DC metro area traffic today but I’m choosing to blame the senate
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I don’t know what the fuck is up with DC metro area traffic today but I’m choosing to blame the senate
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BONUS
The building, 1 block from Lake Michigan, was (purposely) so damaged that night it was declared uninhabitable, thereby avoiding long eviction processes to empty the building so a large developer could tear it down to build expensive luxury condos
Wells Fargo got possession 2 weeks earlier
The building, 1 block from Lake Michigan, was (purposely) so damaged that night it was declared uninhabitable, thereby avoiding long eviction processes to empty the building so a large developer could tear it down to build expensive luxury condos
Wells Fargo got possession 2 weeks earlier
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BONUS
The building, 1 block from Lake Michigan, was (purposely) so damaged that night it was declared uninhabitable, thereby avoiding long eviction processes to empty the building so a large developer could tear it down to build expensive luxury condos
Wells Fargo got possession 2 weeks earlier
The building, 1 block from Lake Michigan, was (purposely) so damaged that night it was declared uninhabitable, thereby avoiding long eviction processes to empty the building so a large developer could tear it down to build expensive luxury condos
Wells Fargo got possession 2 weeks earlier