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Probably not a robot
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I’ve been making dog food for our 15 year old Pomeranian in the rice cooker (1 part brown rice, 1 part vegetables, 2 parts chicken, a lil peanut butter) and now that has evolved into dogfood for boys where I use beans instead of chicken and add more seasoning
A bowl of slop
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Hell yeah Don’t Kill Yourself
A shirt from the band Health for the album Vol. 4. It says Don’t Kill Yourself in mirrored font in all caps so it reads correctly while looking in the mirror
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Since people were mentioning the whole “there hasn’t been an Italian pope in a bit” thing I wanted to see the last time there was and this is sending me
Wikipedia article This article is about the Catholic Church. For popes of other churches, see List of lists of popes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Bug (2006): took a bit to get there but once it did she was SAT
A black cat sitting in a lap locked in on a television out of frame
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Ross Gay, The Book of Delights
I suppose I could spend time theorizing how it is that people are not bad to each other, but that's really not the point. The point is that in almost every instance of our lives, our social lives, we are, if we pay attention, in the midst of an almost constant, if subtle, caretaking. Holding open doors. Offering elbows at crosswalks. Letting someone else go first. Helping with the heavy bags. Reaching what's too high, or what's been dropped. Pulling someone back to their feet. Stopping at the car wreck, at the struck dog. The alternating merge, also known as the zipper. This caretaking is our default mode and it's always a lie that convinces us to act or believe otherwise. Always. Mar. 2
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Scanners (1981): a guy’s head blows up in this one? Yoooooooo (she did get antsy and start biting my hands while waiting for the violence to come back around)
A black cat watching Cronenberg’s Scanners
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The Brood (1979): lots of killing, good film
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Sleepy Pomeranian club
A black Pomeranian sleeping on the back of a couch
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Rating the gore in films based on how much my horrible daughter likes them
Ishtar, a black cat, sitting on a lap looking intently at something off screen
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Why is my banana minecraft branded
A banana with a Dole barcode sticker with a minecraft creature on it
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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We named our cat Ishtar and we deserve everything she does to earn her name (I woke up with mouthfuls of kibble on me this morning and while confusing it’s the least offensive thing she’s put in my bed)
A black cat curled up on a blanket
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I deleted my bluesky app for a few days to keep from doom scrolling but I just discovered that the radiators in my house not only work but at least one of them has turned itself on and I don’t know how to control them :(
An old style radiator that has been poorly painted with suspiciously lead looking paint
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Inara you are too old to be laying that still with your tongue out and your eyes open and unfocused goddamn
A black Pomeranian with white around her eyes and snout. Her tongue is sticking out
October 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Idk but I want to keep looking at him
Toshiro Mifune looking suave in a suit smoking a cigarette Mifune in a samurai helmet giving a war cry in Seven Samurai (1954) Young Mifune looking sexy in Snow Trail (1947) Mifune in all white reclining on a gondola
September 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Share your favorite black and white movie
A windswept Tatsuya Nakadai looking intensely into the camera holding a katana in Harakiri (1962)
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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A little girl from a comercial asking ¿porque no los dos?
September 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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It went v well but I forgot to post lol
Baked potatoes and tuna salad
September 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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It went v well but I forgot to post lol
Baked potatoes and tuna salad
September 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Too high to remember to take a picture of untouched s’more dip
Marshmallows and chocolate partially eaten
August 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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S’maco was not enough, frying up tortilla chips for s’more dip
August 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Smaco (s’more taco)(with orange marmalade)
A tortilla with marshmallow and chocolate oozing out
August 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I tried to show Ishtar a tree but she just stuck all her legs out stiff to push it away from her
A black cat with no thoughts behind her eyes
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Inara is now 15 and has so old lady problems but she is also a happy ball of fluff
A black Pomeranian curled up on a pillow
August 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM