kevin s pumpkin pie
@redsoxredshoes.bsky.social
glossy depictions of a higher standard of living
My dad was CFO for a medium-sized business. His HR manager reported to him for no good reason, so my dinner table was nothing but HR horror stories. One day he said he didn't know what to do, so he called Todd, the HR lawyer.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My dad was CFO for a medium-sized business. His HR manager reported to him for no good reason, so my dinner table was nothing but HR horror stories. One day he said he didn't know what to do, so he called Todd, the HR lawyer.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
In that moment, I realized "being smarter than dad" was a career.
3-0 in the 79th. They've shit the bed and the whole bedroom, too
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
3-0 in the 79th. They've shit the bed and the whole bedroom, too
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Liverpool shitting the bed against Forest was not on my birthday weekend list
how can you not be romantic about baseball
November 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
how can you not be romantic about baseball
"A Beef Log for Christmas" was my favorite Jenna Jameson movie
I swear, if this actually shows up in my mailbox, someone is getting a beef log for Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"A Beef Log for Christmas" was my favorite Jenna Jameson movie
The worst thing to happen in Perth since Eagles were formed
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The worst thing to happen in Perth since Eagles were formed
which of the biological and psychological factors is endemic to this fucking hellscape, cnn?
Why this nighttime anxiety happens is likely a mix of biological and psychological factors, experts said. https://cnn.it/43IJXxk
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
which of the biological and psychological factors is endemic to this fucking hellscape, cnn?
Honestly, this is what you deserve for wanting to watch the Yankees
You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.
Learn more: https://atmlb.com/4r9W14K
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Honestly, this is what you deserve for wanting to watch the Yankees
Who else?!?
2X TEMVP 🐐
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
Temwa Chawinga named your 2025 NWSL MVP for the 2nd year in a row 👑
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Who else?!?
... this is straight-up a still from the opening scroll of a post-apocalyptic movie where zombie Timothee Chalamet goes on a journey to avenge his family and discovers that the government is nothing more than a series of increasingly-drunk versions of Johnny Depp
The Trump administration said it has loaned Constellation Energy Corp $1 billion to restart its nuclear reactor at a Pennsylvania plant formerly known as Three Mile Island. https://cnn.it/4oOopbd
November 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
... this is straight-up a still from the opening scroll of a post-apocalyptic movie where zombie Timothee Chalamet goes on a journey to avenge his family and discovers that the government is nothing more than a series of increasingly-drunk versions of Johnny Depp
Springfield-style cashew chicken. Invented at Leong's Tea House, perfected at... well, that's what people from Springfield, Missouri, argue about other than if Kim Crosby is an underrated Broadway actress or which is Brad Pitt's best film
November 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Springfield-style cashew chicken. Invented at Leong's Tea House, perfected at... well, that's what people from Springfield, Missouri, argue about other than if Kim Crosby is an underrated Broadway actress or which is Brad Pitt's best film
The most exciting thing to happen to Minneapolis since the Wolves traded away Big Ticket
Taking my jokes and sweaters back on the road a bunch! Come hang out! Visit www.joshgondelman.com for ticket info!
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The most exciting thing to happen to Minneapolis since the Wolves traded away Big Ticket
we are so back, baby
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
we are so back, baby
And that's a (bamboo) shoot, brother!
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And that's a (bamboo) shoot, brother!
Feed it directly into my veins
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Feed it directly into my veins
I just wanted to, for reason at all, point out that I know a man who owns a Tommy Stevens Stampeders jersey
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just wanted to, for reason at all, point out that I know a man who owns a Tommy Stevens Stampeders jersey
"This is all going green and white," he said, not unlike when my doctor cut off my foot at the ankle
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"This is all going green and white," he said, not unlike when my doctor cut off my foot at the ankle
Curtis Painter did not ask for this
The 4th worst debut in terms of passer rating since 2000, in between Quincy Carter (9-19 for 34 yards, 2 INTs) and Curtis Painter (4-11 for 44 yards, 1 INT)
Shedeur Sanders' regular-season debut:
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Curtis Painter did not ask for this
Three Down Nation, let me hear you!
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Three Down Nation, let me hear you!
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Alouettes
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Alouettes
evergreen skeet
This team is pissing me off.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
evergreen skeet
Did the AI tell you to put that comma after "hurting"?
Business leaders are worried that hybrid work is hurting, performance, collaboration and culture. Here are a few simple ways to fix that.
What We Lose With Remote Work—and How to Minimize the Damage
Offices have historically been where relationships are built and learning happens. The key is figuring out how to keep those things with hybrid work.
on.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Did the AI tell you to put that comma after "hurting"?
we did not send madrid our best
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we did not send madrid our best
We may never meet again,
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We may never meet again,
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.