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glossy depictions of a higher standard of living
we are so back, baby
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
we are so back, baby
And that's a (bamboo) shoot, brother!
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
And that's a (bamboo) shoot, brother!
Feed it directly into my veins
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Feed it directly into my veins
I just wanted to, for reason at all, point out that I know a man who owns a Tommy Stevens Stampeders jersey
November 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just wanted to, for reason at all, point out that I know a man who owns a Tommy Stevens Stampeders jersey
"This is all going green and white," he said, not unlike when my doctor cut off my foot at the ankle
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"This is all going green and white," he said, not unlike when my doctor cut off my foot at the ankle
Curtis Painter did not ask for this
The 4th worst debut in terms of passer rating since 2000, in between Quincy Carter (9-19 for 34 yards, 2 INTs) and Curtis Painter (4-11 for 44 yards, 1 INT)
Shedeur Sanders' regular-season debut:
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Curtis Painter did not ask for this
Three Down Nation, let me hear you!
November 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Three Down Nation, let me hear you!
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Alouettes
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Alouettes
evergreen skeet
This team is pissing me off.
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
evergreen skeet
Did the AI tell you to put that comma after "hurting"?
Business leaders are worried that hybrid work is hurting, performance, collaboration and culture. Here are a few simple ways to fix that.
What We Lose With Remote Work—and How to Minimize the Damage
Offices have historically been where relationships are built and learning happens. The key is figuring out how to keep those things with hybrid work.
on.wsj.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Did the AI tell you to put that comma after "hurting"?
we did not send madrid our best
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
we did not send madrid our best
We may never meet again,
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We may never meet again,
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
So shed your skin and let's get started.
And you will throw your arms around me.
that's what the pills are for, mega man
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
that's what the pills are for, mega man
does putin have photos of this, too
A northwest suburban couple that allegedly engaged in “inappropriate sexual contact with a dog” and filmed it is facing felony charges, McHenry County State’s Attorney Randi Freese announced Saturday morning.
Huntley couple had ‘inappropriate’ sexual contact with pet and filmed it, McHenry County officials say
A northwest suburban couple that allegedly engaged in “inappropriate sexual contact with a dog” and filmed it are facing felony charges.
trib.al
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
does putin have photos of this, too
When the AI Jesus photo showed only one set of track marks, that was when He carried me
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When the AI Jesus photo showed only one set of track marks, that was when He carried me
the day the music died
Buddy Holly crosswalk in Texas hometown to be removed following governor's order on road safety
Buddy Holly crosswalk in Texas hometown to be removed following governor's order on road safety
Buddy Holly crosswalk in Texas hometown to be removed following governor's order on road safety
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
the day the music died
Let's. Fucking. Go. Melbourne. DEMONS
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Let's. Fucking. Go. Melbourne. DEMONS
me taking a four pm meeting on a friday
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
me taking a four pm meeting on a friday
Reckon that's my evening sorted, then.
#ComingUpOnTCM
BRAZIL (1985) Jonathan Price, Robert De Niro, Katherine Helmond
Dir.: Terry Gilliam 5:00 PM PT
A clerk in a bureaucratic future world becomes an enemy of the state when he falls in love.
1h 34m | Science Fiction Comedy-Drama | TV-MA
#TCM #TCMParty
BRAZIL (1985) Jonathan Price, Robert De Niro, Katherine Helmond
Dir.: Terry Gilliam 5:00 PM PT
A clerk in a bureaucratic future world becomes an enemy of the state when he falls in love.
1h 34m | Science Fiction Comedy-Drama | TV-MA
#TCM #TCMParty
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reckon that's my evening sorted, then.
I'm about halfway through this one currently, and it's an absolute belter
New edition of the Justin Hamilton Podcast welcomes Wil Anderson to the show to discuss fatigue, inspiration, and myriad types of magic.
Links: justinhamilton.com.au/stuff
#australiancomedy #podcast
Links: justinhamilton.com.au/stuff
#australiancomedy #podcast
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'm about halfway through this one currently, and it's an absolute belter
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
a BYU basketball player got cited for a DUI.....at 11:50 AM? Man got a DUI at lunchtime?!?
www.ksl.com/article/5140...
www.ksl.com/article/5140...
BYU basketball's Kennard Davis Jr. arrested, cited for DUI following crash
A BYU basketball player was arrested following a car crash at the intersection of 900 West and Center Street in Provo, according to a statement from Provo police Thursday night.
www.ksl.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
"And it's that growth we are planning to absolutely snuff out by Americanizing the game in 2026 and beyond."
CFL Commissioner Stewart Johnston on the growth of the CFL in 2025.
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"And it's that growth we are planning to absolutely snuff out by Americanizing the game in 2026 and beyond."
NOW YOU 3 ME was right there
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
NOW YOU 3 ME was right there
I am not convinced this man has actually heard a single word that has come out of his own mouth since the HW Bush administration
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I am not convinced this man has actually heard a single word that has come out of his own mouth since the HW Bush administration