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Katie Barry Ishibashi, but for Scorpio season
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Proud @nytguildtech member, Broadway Goblincore Banjo Folk Punk fan, according to Spotify. Trying to be a good ancestor. katieishibashi.nyc she/her
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So every part of this is dumb but the idea that the Iliad is about 'fighting for princesses' is such a vapid take on a work that tells you exactly what it is about in the first (and last) lines.

You can tell the poem isn't really about Bryseis because her return does not resolve the conflict.
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
HELL YEAH!!!
BREAKING: We won!

Today the 3rd Circuit Court ordered the @post-gazette.com to restore our contract it illegally tore up 5 years ago. That’s our health care, PTO, right to a 40-hr. work week, short-term disability and so much more we’ve struck for 3+ years.

pghguild.com/2025/11/10/p...
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I think all Democratic eight senators who caved to the GOP should have to read this to truly understand who they've hurt.
The voices of SNAP
Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Every time I talk about the adorable anatomy of babies I end up also having to pre-empt the comments: BABIES DID NOT EVOLVE TO BE CUTE.

It's a whole lot easier for us to change to THINK they are. The changes have anatomical uses, we just ALSO think they're cute.

Evo psych is a curse.
Have you ever wondered why babies have such incredibly cute huge chubby cheeks?

So yes, the chubby cheeks look super cute, of course they do! But that’s not WHY babies have them. The chubby cheeks of babies are caused by buccal fat pads. And they are there because of suction.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My kid just put their shoes away when I asked.
My kid and Senate Dems seem to be equally bad at listening, but he has the excuse of being under 4
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don't know. It's equally possible they were just straight up bribed
The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.
so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Will vote for you if you primary Schumer
Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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i think this is key. taking the deal would amount to taking the blame. it would turn a clear political victory into an unambiguous defeat.
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I would absolutely vote for Lander if he primaries Schumer.
Brad Lander, ready your slacks.
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My guess is they're trying to peel off Maryland and Virginia's senators
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Everyone with kids should have an old friend who majored in biochem
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF THE SHUTDOWN @schumer.senate.gov

A "PROMISE OF A VOTE ON HEALTHCARE" MEANS THAT PEOPLE WILL LOSE THEIR HEALTHCARE
“A promise of a vote on healthcare” is nothing
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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"New York is going to turn into a communist hellhole where poor people are barely exploitable anymore. So count me out. I’m packing up the offices of my toxic masculinity troll site and taking my miscreant talents somewhere they’ll be appreciated, like Florida or Texas."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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j. edgar hoover is looking up from hell and screaming about this outfit. i think the guy could probably look past a nonwhite as director of the fbi. but dressing like shit? that is a bridge too far for hoover.
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Random cultural change I would read a think piece on - Greek mythology names are in. My kids' elementary school has a Helios, Persephone, Rhea, and Geia.
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
To be fair, $7 for a falafel sandwich with the tasty hot sauce would make me convert to anything.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If I was running for Congress, I would promise to appropriate money for USAID, b/c as far as I am concerned it remains an agency as no-one repealed the statute that created it in 1998. It blew my mind at the time that we were like, yep, sure, we will just close an agency without authorization.
The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Lee Zeldin kind of snuck up on people because nobody was really happy with Hochul but they'll be lining up around the block to vote against Elise Stefanik.
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Amazing essay on the value of being cringe from @johndevore.bsky.social : "One cannot write a song, or build a boat, or feed a family without being cringe. There are no quests without being cringe." johndevore.substack.com/p/advice-for...
Advice For Men: Embrace cringe
Life’s too short.
johndevore.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM