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Fake Philly cheesesteak but she use real toothpaste
His skin tone is positively frightening. The jaundice is competing against the fake tan for dominance and it’s winning
Trump: "I've been fully briefed on the Brown University situation. What a terrible thing it is. All we can do right now is pray for the victims." (Trump falsely posted that the shooter is in custody.)
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
His skin tone is positively frightening. The jaundice is competing against the fake tan for dominance and it’s winning
mad men on hbo max. got my inflation calculator ready. we’re so back
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
mad men on hbo max. got my inflation calculator ready. we’re so back
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Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
December 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Amanda Seyfried tells WhoWhatWear she won’t apologize for calling Charlie Kirk “hateful”:
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
“I mean, for f**k’s sake, I commented on one thing. I said something that was based on actual reality and actual footage and actual quotes.“
Being a private chef in the age of Ozempic must be incredible
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Being a private chef in the age of Ozempic must be incredible
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Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man
All I want for Christmas is to have the nerve connections in my brain severed from the prefrontal cortex
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All I want for Christmas is to have the nerve connections in my brain severed from the prefrontal cortex
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Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.
No one is eating enough fiber.
No one is eating enough fiber.
Are y’all niggas eating enough fiber?
December 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Fiber needs the same PR team protein has.
No one is eating enough fiber.
No one is eating enough fiber.
Ginkgo foliage is nice to look at when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how nasty the seeds smell
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ginkgo foliage is nice to look at when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you how nasty the seeds smell
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This is such a powerful image
November 8, 2023 at 5:16 PM
This is such a powerful image
Does Stephen Miller wake up every day and decide to outdo himself in cartoon supervillainy?
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Does Stephen Miller wake up every day and decide to outdo himself in cartoon supervillainy?
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I like how Quentin Tarantino shat on Paul Dano, and we witnessed that Paul Dano had shooters, and those shooters were us all
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I like how Quentin Tarantino shat on Paul Dano, and we witnessed that Paul Dano had shooters, and those shooters were us all
It was a very weird year
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It was a very weird year
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard
Dick Van Dyke is a got damn national treasure
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dick Van Dyke is a got damn national treasure
The Goodfellas razor-thin garlic scene pisses me off so bad. It will not liquify in the pan! It will burn rapidly and make your gravy taste bitter and disgusting!
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The Goodfellas razor-thin garlic scene pisses me off so bad. It will not liquify in the pan! It will burn rapidly and make your gravy taste bitter and disgusting!
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Does “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” also consider the rotting teeth and skin sagging before 30 and mustard gas farts and fucked metabolism and shut down reproductive system?
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Does “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” also consider the rotting teeth and skin sagging before 30 and mustard gas farts and fucked metabolism and shut down reproductive system?
Can the basement they run the Atlantic out of just collapse already.
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
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November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Can the basement they run the Atlantic out of just collapse already.
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what the hell kind of GLP-1 spiked koolaid were they serving during the production of these movies?
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
what the hell kind of GLP-1 spiked koolaid were they serving during the production of these movies?
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that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️