practical josher
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Fake Philly cheesesteak but she use real toothpaste
How I watch Smiling Friends vs. how I watch Mad Men
December 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
How I watch Smiling Friends vs. how I watch Mad Men
the way joan gets sexually harassed by every man woman and child on this show…
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
the way joan gets sexually harassed by every man woman and child on this show…
It was a very weird year
December 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It was a very weird year
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Mr. Boss it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires. You come to me as a long lost friend with whom I once picked apples in papa’s orchard
![The New York Times: “Mamdani isn’t the future of the Democrats. This guy is.”
[Mr. Frog from smiling friends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vqavlt3nkgrvnyqrsbpgmvu/bafkreid7a5mmtxkjan4zdf4s6rzp5nlo62vmagpre7g5i5wwoli3usbp2e@jpeg)
Hearing four leaf blowers harmonizing with each other as soon as I wake up
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hearing four leaf blowers harmonizing with each other as soon as I wake up
It’s Halloween and I am working from home, listening to Tom Waits’ Bone Machine and drinking an iced coffee with pumpkin oat milk creamer
October 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s Halloween and I am working from home, listening to Tom Waits’ Bone Machine and drinking an iced coffee with pumpkin oat milk creamer
paying my respects
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
paying my respects
I’m literally always saying this
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m literally always saying this
Need somewhere to share this absolutely crazy past-present-future tarot spread I gave myself on Saturday
August 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Need somewhere to share this absolutely crazy past-present-future tarot spread I gave myself on Saturday
RIP Ozzy Osbourne and thanks for the funniest six seconds of all time
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
RIP Ozzy Osbourne and thanks for the funniest six seconds of all time
Centrist establishment Dems once Mamdani became a real threat
June 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Centrist establishment Dems once Mamdani became a real threat
Mets losing at home on pride night
June 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mets losing at home on pride night
Getting a manicure as a chronic skin picker/nail biter with guitar calluses
May 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Getting a manicure as a chronic skin picker/nail biter with guitar calluses
The four horsewomen of overconfident white ladies singing songs to visibly uncomfortable captive audiences
May 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The four horsewomen of overconfident white ladies singing songs to visibly uncomfortable captive audiences
How it feels trying to get anywhere in New Jersey via public transit
May 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
How it feels trying to get anywhere in New Jersey via public transit
This is getting out of hand
May 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is getting out of hand
The concept of Joanna Newsom’s last album being older than Pokemon Go
April 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The concept of Joanna Newsom’s last album being older than Pokemon Go
I like Ramos but this is just completely unserious and cynical. Getting mad at nepo babies isn’t a policy solution, it’s directing ire away from the city government, which is actually responsible for the housing crisis. And I say this as a non-nepo baby who lives in a rent-stabilized unit
March 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I like Ramos but this is just completely unserious and cynical. Getting mad at nepo babies isn’t a policy solution, it’s directing ire away from the city government, which is actually responsible for the housing crisis. And I say this as a non-nepo baby who lives in a rent-stabilized unit
I miss Galway something fierce today
March 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I miss Galway something fierce today