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rainbowbarnacle
@rbwrites.bsky.social
Writer, editor, cat pillow. She/Her. 🏳️‍🌈 In a LDR with @mrhys.bsky.social. Wildly enthusiastic about the ocean. 🌊🐠🐙 Minors DNI please 🔞
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Hihi! I'm Audrey. I write scripts of the cozy and spicy variety for @phasmidasmr.bsky.social. ☕️💖

If you'd like to learn more about what I do, you can access transcripts and more for free on my patreon:

www.patreon.com/rainbowbarnacle
www.patreon.com
oooh good lord i thought the back pain was going away

*it was just waiting for me to move wrong*

😭
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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It’s true of writers as well.
I think most artists hit a point where they’re like, well if I can’t be the best artist, I shall be the most ME artist.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s the apocalypse. You’re hiding from monsters in a basement with your gorgeous ex. At first, you don’t know which prospect is more intimidating, but as the night wears on, things between you end up cosier than you imagined...

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Sharing a Sleeping Bag With Your Tipsy Ex in the Middle of an Apocalypse | Audrey (rainbowbarnacle)
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November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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You see, students, a fish shape like this happens when a 13 year old boy is in control of the fish maker, and you end up with a completely out of proportion fish. Students, fish aren't even mammals. Completely unrealistic design here*.

news.osu.edu/how-fishes-o...

*I'm joking, this is a joke.
How fishes of the deep sea have evolved into different shapes
Fish species living in the deep sea feature a surprisingly large range of body shapes that evolved in different ways and at different rates depending on where the fishes live in the ocean, new researc...
news.osu.edu
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Nov 13-19 is Trans Awareness Week.

To all my trans buddies, you are vital, you are beautiful, and you deserve to live in peace.

(yeah, it's really that simple)
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.

Thriftstores
Underwater videogame music
Tea sets shaped like flowers/veggies
Gravestone iconography
Vincent Price commercials
Perfume descriptions
Messy used bookstores
Brennan Mulligan's Tim Curry impression
Monster Factory
Skeletons
Get to know your mutuals! List 10 random things that you like.

the night
graveyards
bugs
buddhist philosophy
otome games
ghost stories
crystals
talking to strangers
the MOON
watching youtube lets plays
Get to know your mutuals. List 10 random things that you like.

Transit and urban planning
Starry skies
Swimming in the ocean
Sailboats
Trains
Trying new cuisines
Dogs with jobs (but ACAB)
Mail and stamps
Audiobooks
Surprising media crafts
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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the Revenge
(cartoon by New Yorker cartoonist Ellis Rosen and posted on their IG account)
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Happy 10th birthday to the Final Pam
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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After life, death
After death, life again

#discoelysium
October 17, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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THE RETURN OF THE QUEEN????

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Noot noot am I right fellas
a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
ALT: a stuffed penguin with a red beak is blowing a balloon .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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He’s mad that trusts in the tameness of a wolf
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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the cuteness
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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#MondayMood 🛫⁠

A striking white coloration makes this spiny skate (Bathyraja spinosissima) easy to spot. These active swimmers hover and glide well above the seafloor, while their relatives tend to stay close to the bottom. This species is especially common in rocky lava fields.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The knight who could make cunts speak - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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SOME GOOD NEWS, FINALLY

I might cry
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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[through gritted teeth, visibly trembling] I must strive to maintain a sense of whimsy
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Smol baby shrimp
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Welcome to the arts. You will never know stability the entire time. Your fate is in the hands of the universe. You better love what you do because that's gonna be 95% of the reward.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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be not afraid... for behold, I bring you g̶͉̟͓̾̔̂ŏ̴̮̤͇̹͕̠̿ǫ̵̭̻͈̟͕̓͋d̴̲̖̩̿͒ tidings...

Nothing bad ever happens on a subway.
Even if the lights go off and something divine stares at you in the dark...

BE NOT AFRAID, my survival horror novella, is out in one month on Dec 9th! Preorder today!
👁️ books.earlronove.com/benotafraid
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
the nice thing about heated blankets is that you get all the coziness of a warm bath but you don't have to get wet or put up with that thing where your front is warm but your back is freezing
a cartoon of a dog saying i want to marry my bed
ALT: a cartoon of a dog saying i want to marry my bed
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM