Peter Thiel could save a lot of time in a four part discussion on the Antichrist by just going "it's me, I'm the Antichrist."

feel like I gotta start doing bsky more again

GM chat, I am so fucking tired

There is little else in life that I love more than columnar basalt.

Yes, they're "just" rocks, but I mean come ON 🤩

I absolutely do not care if Republicans suddenly become anti-Trump if they spent the previous decade hyping him up.

If you set the house on fire, you don’t get a pass (or a medal wtf) for tossing a Solo cup full of water on the flames.

every single so called democrat who voted to censure tlaib should be primaried

People give Hamlet a lot of crap for procrastinating but I’ve always believed when a ghost tells you to kill your uncle it’s best to think it over for a few days. 🧐

so when you're contacted by a pathology clinic the day after having blood drawn to immediately come in, it's because they wanna give you a prize for "best blood" right

Something I learned from @lingthusiasm.bsky.social:

The French circumflex accent sometimes denotes an “s” that became silent and then invisible.

ancêtre "ancestor"
hôpital "hospital"
hôtel "hostel"
forêt "forest"
rôtir "to roast"
côte "coast"
pâté "paste"
août "August"

Thanks Lingthusiasm podcât!

Shoulda bought stock in Dogshit Takes™️ , cause it has skyrocketed

A cool thing about getting older is you hear from your skeleton a lot more

Men will literally blame Cotton Eye Joe for all of their misgivings, rather than go to therapy.

[pulled over]

DOG COP: you ran a gray light

DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection

DOG COP: no it was gray