rav3nsta9
@rav3nsa9.bsky.social
current fandoms: persona 5, witcher 3, lotr, hannibal (always), iwtv
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Somebody in the comments was like "flame war sounds so corny though" YES THAT'S THE POINT, "discourse" gives what amounts to turbo-dorks arguing on the internet (I'm one of them I'm allowed to use that term) an unearned veneer of legitimacy.
December 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Somebody in the comments was like "flame war sounds so corny though" YES THAT'S THE POINT, "discourse" gives what amounts to turbo-dorks arguing on the internet (I'm one of them I'm allowed to use that term) an unearned veneer of legitimacy.
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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one of my favorite genres of comedy is talking very seriously to or about babies like they're just extremely small adults, and no one is doing it right now like Danny Lavery
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
![His love of bikes has also produced the first wrinkle in our book-reading sessions. If a particular book has a bike in it (Boats on the Bay, Baby Go Japan, Everywhere Babies) he will let me get three or four pages in before grabbing the text from me and turning to the correct page, pointing triumphantly at the bike in question, and announcing “Bike” over and over, at which point he is no longer interested in having the rest of the book read to him and would like me to put it away. It has even lead to, I am sorry to say, dubious claims. Only last night I was reading Strega Nona to him and he began to leaf through the pages, chanting “Bike” to himself with perfect earnestness.
BABY [Leafing]: Bike. Bike. Bike.
SELF: Where is there a bike in Strega Nona?
BABY [Still confident]: Bike.
SELF: Where in this early modern Calabrian village did you see a bike? Show me the bike you’re thinking of. Where is the evidence?
BABY [Producing zero evidence of a bike, while admitting to precisely nothing] Bike.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7qiuhllywd7skoiqadlya3ry/bafkreifl64ohqe3pb2knhg5e35gzu3pvwolvhjcxtkvzdvq76sndpe3lzi@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
one of my favorite genres of comedy is talking very seriously to or about babies like they're just extremely small adults, and no one is doing it right now like Danny Lavery
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
"where in this early modern Calabrian village do you see a bike?" laid me out
www.thechatner.com/p/everything...
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"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"What, like it's hard?"
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
- L Woods, when asked if he would catch Kira
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Love saying "only god can judge me" as an atheist
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Love saying "only god can judge me" as an atheist
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October 28, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Saw this on threads and oh my fucking god gdrive is fast again
Fuck the forced AI integration
Fuck the forced AI integration
October 27, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Saw this on threads and oh my fucking god gdrive is fast again
Fuck the forced AI integration
Fuck the forced AI integration
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本人証明として、2019年から描いてきたすべての明智画像の中から個人的には気に入っているものを4枚選定しよう
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
本人証明として、2019年から描いてきたすべての明智画像の中から個人的には気に入っているものを4枚選定しよう
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That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
October 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.
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Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”
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Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜
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healing my inner child via mercy kill
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
healing my inner child via mercy kill
wish i could blame my dad for this one. but it’s on me
Stores, I am BEGGING YOU to stop putting Axe products on sale, because old Asian men (read: my father) will buy your 3-in-1 shower gel and shampoo/conditioner because it’s a “great deal” and I will be forced to smell like teen boy every time I am home.
October 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
wish i could blame my dad for this one. but it’s on me
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my therapist: sometimes you simply have to experience an emotion instead of thinking about it
me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away
therapist: well not necessarily
me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that
me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away
therapist: well not necessarily
me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that
Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my therapist: sometimes you simply have to experience an emotion instead of thinking about it
me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away
therapist: well not necessarily
me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that
me, nodding sagely: and then it goes away
therapist: well not necessarily
me, shaking my head furiously: no, I don't like that
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Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
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Amazing title slide I have to share before even watching @scriptingjapan.bsky.social
youtu.be/TElWjeFmtl4?...
youtu.be/TElWjeFmtl4?...
X the Ancient Japanese Art of Y: The Mobilization of Linguistic Fantasies in Self-Help Books
YouTube video by Scripting Japan
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Amazing title slide I have to share before even watching @scriptingjapan.bsky.social
youtu.be/TElWjeFmtl4?...
youtu.be/TElWjeFmtl4?...
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currently the mood rn
October 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
currently the mood rn