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Josh
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· Jan 3
I've never tried this before but 2026 MEDIA THREAD YEAAAAAAH~!
Find some way to get your heart rate up that you enjoy doing or at least can do consistently, and take in fewer calories. However you do it is up to you, but that's the only way!
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Find some way to get your heart rate up that you enjoy doing or at least can do consistently, and take in fewer calories. However you do it is up to you, but that's the only way!
Pepperoni! Sometimes Italian sausage and/or bacon.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Pepperoni! Sometimes Italian sausage and/or bacon.
Depends on your goals! If you're trying to lose weight, I've gotten in shape with DDP Yoga a few times over the years, and elements of it have continued to be mainstays in my gym routine.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Depends on your goals! If you're trying to lose weight, I've gotten in shape with DDP Yoga a few times over the years, and elements of it have continued to be mainstays in my gym routine.
I didn't really go in with any particular plan other than "lose weight." I just started setting gym goals (do 10 pull-ups unassisted, Black Crow for 10, then 30, then 60 seconds, etc), then working toward them.
I've always done this more for my mental health than anything else.
I've always done this more for my mental health than anything else.
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I didn't really go in with any particular plan other than "lose weight." I just started setting gym goals (do 10 pull-ups unassisted, Black Crow for 10, then 30, then 60 seconds, etc), then working toward them.
I've always done this more for my mental health than anything else.
I've always done this more for my mental health than anything else.
Age verification?
I have Neopets that could pass it.
I have Neopets that could pass it.
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Age verification?
I have Neopets that could pass it.
I have Neopets that could pass it.
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Back during the early PS2 vs Dreamcast era console wars, I believe it was @andrusi.bsky.social who coined the joke:
"PS2: Add a slash, double the power."
"PS2: Add a slash, double the power."
Me: Can we get a PS2?
Mom: We have a PS2 at home.
The PS/2 at home:
Mom: We have a PS2 at home.
The PS/2 at home:
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Back during the early PS2 vs Dreamcast era console wars, I believe it was @andrusi.bsky.social who coined the joke:
"PS2: Add a slash, double the power."
"PS2: Add a slash, double the power."
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can't let today pass without seeing tim rogers' classic football monologue on the tl
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=43a2...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=43a2...
GOD LOVES FOOTBALL!! (A Madden NFL 20 Short Film)
YouTube video by Kotaku
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February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
can't let today pass without seeing tim rogers' classic football monologue on the tl
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=43a2...
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=43a2...
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CrossWorlds reveals tend to happen at these... I'm hoping and coping......
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
CrossWorlds reveals tend to happen at these... I'm hoping and coping......
-oatmeal, Cheerios, or yogurt with a banana cut up in it
-a plain bagel or toast with strawberry jam or peanut butter
-coffee. lots of coffee
-a plain bagel or toast with strawberry jam or peanut butter
-coffee. lots of coffee
February 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
-oatmeal, Cheerios, or yogurt with a banana cut up in it
-a plain bagel or toast with strawberry jam or peanut butter
-coffee. lots of coffee
-a plain bagel or toast with strawberry jam or peanut butter
-coffee. lots of coffee
Seems like an appropriate time. AMA about fitness, working out every day for a year, food, and motivation! (or anything else idc)
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February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Seems like an appropriate time. AMA about fitness, working out every day for a year, food, and motivation! (or anything else idc)
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I can't relate to desperation
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I can't relate to desperation
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
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Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night
Oh, is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep? Baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep? Baby I know
That's that me espresso
Holy shit...
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Oh, is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep? Baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep? Baby I know
That's that me espresso
Holy shit...
Is it that sweet? I guess so
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night
Oh, is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep? Baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep? Baby I know
That's that me espresso
Holy shit...
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Oh, is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep? Baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep? Baby I know
That's that me espresso
Holy shit...
Is it that sweet? I guess so
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That is the END of the streak! One year is enough, I'm gonna drop back to going 3-4 days a week now.
I don't have to go to the gym tomorrow and it's the WEIRDEST FEELING.
I don't have to go to the gym tomorrow and it's the WEIRDEST FEELING.
February 9, 2026 at 12:15 PM
That is the END of the streak! One year is enough, I'm gonna drop back to going 3-4 days a week now.
I don't have to go to the gym tomorrow and it's the WEIRDEST FEELING.
I don't have to go to the gym tomorrow and it's the WEIRDEST FEELING.
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I saw a Youtube short talking about how Tangle and Whisper are about to be the first Sonic characters introduced in a comic to get voice actors, so I'm here to tell anyone who doesn't know it that Charmy Bee first appeared in a manga in 1991 where he looked like this
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I saw a Youtube short talking about how Tangle and Whisper are about to be the first Sonic characters introduced in a comic to get voice actors, so I'm here to tell anyone who doesn't know it that Charmy Bee first appeared in a manga in 1991 where he looked like this
I'll never forget that first panel.
February 9, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I'll never forget that first panel.
I can't relate to desperation
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I can't relate to desperation
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
My give-a-fucks are on vacation
And I got this one boy
And he won't stop callin'
When he hits the gym every single day for a GODDAMN YEAR
He's named Josh Wallen
I too once saw Kid Rock perform in front of a crowd who absolutely could not give a shit about him.
(I promise this is worth listening to. I've never seen anything like it before or since.)
(I promise this is worth listening to. I've never seen anything like it before or since.)
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 AM
I too once saw Kid Rock perform in front of a crowd who absolutely could not give a shit about him.
(I promise this is worth listening to. I've never seen anything like it before or since.)
(I promise this is worth listening to. I've never seen anything like it before or since.)
I only caught a few episodes as a kid. It seemed fine! Dedede's voice sure wasn't what I expected, and yet somehow it fit.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I only caught a few episodes as a kid. It seemed fine! Dedede's voice sure wasn't what I expected, and yet somehow it fit.
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Definitely not, putting it on the DS was the right call. Dual screens and Pokémon games are like peanut butter and jelly.
Actually, I always wished Gen V was a 3DS launch game. It came out just 3 weeks later! For a while Black was my most-played game on the new hardware!
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Actually, I always wished Gen V was a 3DS launch game. It came out just 3 weeks later! For a while Black was my most-played game on the new hardware!
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February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Definitely not, putting it on the DS was the right call. Dual screens and Pokémon games are like peanut butter and jelly.
Actually, I always wished Gen V was a 3DS launch game. It came out just 3 weeks later! For a while Black was my most-played game on the new hardware!
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Actually, I always wished Gen V was a 3DS launch game. It came out just 3 weeks later! For a while Black was my most-played game on the new hardware!
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my headcanon is that casinos are a naturally occuring biome in sonic world
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
my headcanon is that casinos are a naturally occuring biome in sonic world
I'd been looking forward to it since 1996 and was excited for it to come out!
Then it did, and the reviews were *bad*. I rented it anyway, and yep, they were right, I didn't see any reason to get it when F-Zero GX had just come out and was *right there*.
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Then it did, and the reviews were *bad*. I rented it anyway, and yep, they were right, I didn't see any reason to get it when F-Zero GX had just come out and was *right there*.
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February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I'd been looking forward to it since 1996 and was excited for it to come out!
Then it did, and the reviews were *bad*. I rented it anyway, and yep, they were right, I didn't see any reason to get it when F-Zero GX had just come out and was *right there*.
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Then it did, and the reviews were *bad*. I rented it anyway, and yep, they were right, I didn't see any reason to get it when F-Zero GX had just come out and was *right there*.
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I like when 2D blue hedgehog go fast.
February 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I like when 2D blue hedgehog go fast.
6ix is a robot.
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
6ix is a robot.
If SADX and SA2B switched places, I don't think it would've made a huge difference.
February 8, 2026 at 8:07 PM
If SADX and SA2B switched places, I don't think it would've made a huge difference.