Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
The older I get and the longer ive been out of the industry the more I wish Id gone through with designing the sets and lighting for a touring production of Starlight Express.
a group of people are dancing on a stage in a dark room .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a stage in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The older I get and the longer ive been out of the industry the more I wish Id gone through with designing the sets and lighting for a touring production of Starlight Express.
Pigs
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Pigs
Reposted by Andrew Johnson
Will never stop being funny that the USMNT brought in an expensive foreign coach with a Champions League pedigree to tell us that tactics are for dorks and we just need more MLS guys and hustle
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Will never stop being funny that the USMNT brought in an expensive foreign coach with a Champions League pedigree to tell us that tactics are for dorks and we just need more MLS guys and hustle
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Reposted by Andrew Johnson
So yeah....
If Tanner's behavior isn't bad enough, it looks like we have a full fledged front office cover up on our hands here. #DOOP
If Tanner's behavior isn't bad enough, it looks like we have a full fledged front office cover up on our hands here. #DOOP
NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
So yeah....
If Tanner's behavior isn't bad enough, it looks like we have a full fledged front office cover up on our hands here. #DOOP
If Tanner's behavior isn't bad enough, it looks like we have a full fledged front office cover up on our hands here. #DOOP
Holy shit.
I mean... holy shit.
I mean... holy shit.
NEW: Ernst Tanner has built a powerhouse at the Philadelphia Union.
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
But my @us.theguardian.com investigation has shown wide-ranging allegations of misbehavior throughout his 7-year tenure.
Tanner denies the allegations, and was investigated by MLS this year.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
MLS executive who built a powerhouse faced allegations of sexist, racist and homophobic behavior
Philadelphia Union sporting director Ernst Tanner denies the allegations, which prompted a recently-concluded MLS investigation that could not corroborate them
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Holy shit.
I mean... holy shit.
I mean... holy shit.
Does he know where we are??
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does he know where we are??
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
I cant remember when players started shortening and getting rid of the knee padding on their football pants but this guy from OSU might have gone too far.
They're basically bicycle shorts now.
They're basically bicycle shorts now.
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I cant remember when players started shortening and getting rid of the knee padding on their football pants but this guy from OSU might have gone too far.
They're basically bicycle shorts now.
They're basically bicycle shorts now.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Im suddenly very for the schedule change.
Reminder: if you don't like the schedule change, you are essentially agreeing with Alexi Lalas. Do you want to be known as someone who agrees with Alexi Lalas?
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Im suddenly very for the schedule change.
Issa calling candidates:
"Hi do you speak French? I have an American team and 7 of the 11 starters speak French almost exclusively. Yes, I understand that is unusual.
no?
Thank you for your time Mr Gerrard."
#crew96
"Hi do you speak French? I have an American team and 7 of the 11 starters speak French almost exclusively. Yes, I understand that is unusual.
no?
Thank you for your time Mr Gerrard."
#crew96
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Issa calling candidates:
"Hi do you speak French? I have an American team and 7 of the 11 starters speak French almost exclusively. Yes, I understand that is unusual.
no?
Thank you for your time Mr Gerrard."
#crew96
"Hi do you speak French? I have an American team and 7 of the 11 starters speak French almost exclusively. Yes, I understand that is unusual.
no?
Thank you for your time Mr Gerrard."
#crew96
Celtic reported to be in advanced talks to hire Wilfred Nancy as the clubs new manager.
Looking likely that Nancy will be in charge for the St Mirren game - after this international break - as talks to accelerate over the weekend.
Compensation around £2m
Looking likely that Nancy will be in charge for the St Mirren game - after this international break - as talks to accelerate over the weekend.
Compensation around £2m
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ive got a mess of these.
All elected members of government must pass a US Citizenship test every 2 years.
Nursing school should be free.
So should trade school.
After 2 years in the military or any public service job (bus driver, public hospital employee, municipal plow etc) automatic Citizenship.
All elected members of government must pass a US Citizenship test every 2 years.
Nursing school should be free.
So should trade school.
After 2 years in the military or any public service job (bus driver, public hospital employee, municipal plow etc) automatic Citizenship.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ive got a mess of these.
All elected members of government must pass a US Citizenship test every 2 years.
Nursing school should be free.
So should trade school.
After 2 years in the military or any public service job (bus driver, public hospital employee, municipal plow etc) automatic Citizenship.
All elected members of government must pass a US Citizenship test every 2 years.
Nursing school should be free.
So should trade school.
After 2 years in the military or any public service job (bus driver, public hospital employee, municipal plow etc) automatic Citizenship.
Municipalities should seize abandoned mega malls and build public housing in them and on the parking lots.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Municipalities should seize abandoned mega malls and build public housing in them and on the parking lots.
If hes in reflection mode can he look at the man in the mirror and ask him to change his ways?
Maybe dont sell your entire scoring unit from the previous 2 years on deadline day without replacements already lined up.
Maybe ask why a rival is trying to dump a DP last minute.
#crew96
Maybe dont sell your entire scoring unit from the previous 2 years on deadline day without replacements already lined up.
Maybe ask why a rival is trying to dump a DP last minute.
#crew96
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
If hes in reflection mode can he look at the man in the mirror and ask him to change his ways?
Maybe dont sell your entire scoring unit from the previous 2 years on deadline day without replacements already lined up.
Maybe ask why a rival is trying to dump a DP last minute.
#crew96
Maybe dont sell your entire scoring unit from the previous 2 years on deadline day without replacements already lined up.
Maybe ask why a rival is trying to dump a DP last minute.
#crew96
"Another source with direct knowledge said the number of Border Patrol agents currently operating in the Chicago area will go from 250 down to 100. But in March, that number could increase to 1,000 agents."
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
chicago.suntimes.com/public-safet... w/ @jonseidel.bsky.social
U.S. Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino, fellow agents expected to leave Chicago soon
Homeland Security Assistant Secretary Tricia McLaughlin insists “we aren’t leaving Chicago,” but the feds' immigration campaign is expected to begin winding down. However, one source said they could b...
chicago.suntimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reposted by Andrew Johnson
I wonder what amount Clase and Ortiz sent to Sky Bet for the next permanent Celtic manager.
Hashtag Niche Ohio sports joke.
Hashtag Niche Ohio sports joke.
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I wonder what amount Clase and Ortiz sent to Sky Bet for the next permanent Celtic manager.
Hashtag Niche Ohio sports joke.
Hashtag Niche Ohio sports joke.