Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I often wonder if my dog has a name for me.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
He's a complex creature with big emotions so I bet its a good name.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Does he know where we are??
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Does he know where we are??
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
Maybe do a little reading sir.
Maybe start with Hernandez v Texas of 1954 and maybe that will shed some light on to why some people dont feel super "American" all the time.
#usmnt
1) Max is very good.
2) Sebi can scrap
3) US needs centerbacks.
2) Sebi can scrap
3) US needs centerbacks.
November 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
1) Max is very good.
2) Sebi can scrap
3) US needs centerbacks.
2) Sebi can scrap
3) US needs centerbacks.
You know my answer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You know my answer.
November 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I keep this one on my phone for special occasions.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I keep this one on my phone for special occasions.
Fake Plastic Trees FC fans are so defensive. Doyle was just doing his job calling your team trash.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Fake Plastic Trees FC fans are so defensive. Doyle was just doing his job calling your team trash.
That sounds stupid.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That sounds stupid.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
You know... you would think if ive been putting on clown white for 30 years I'd get better at it eventually.
I even had a clown teacher back in theater school...
Still bad at it.
I even had a clown teacher back in theater school...
Still bad at it.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You know... you would think if ive been putting on clown white for 30 years I'd get better at it eventually.
I even had a clown teacher back in theater school...
Still bad at it.
I even had a clown teacher back in theater school...
Still bad at it.
This shit has officially crossed the line and become bad farce.
Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.
Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This shit has officially crossed the line and become bad farce.
Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.
Were they also eating smelly cheese and pain aux noix.
Going into the off season #crew96 need:
A backup striker.
To figure out the keepers.
A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time.
A way for Capys to win games.
CBs.
A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten.
Replacement for Aidan.
Herrera transfer deal.
Team Captain
Hes not the man for this.
A backup striker.
To figure out the keepers.
A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time.
A way for Capys to win games.
CBs.
A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten.
Replacement for Aidan.
Herrera transfer deal.
Team Captain
Hes not the man for this.
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Going into the off season #crew96 need:
A backup striker.
To figure out the keepers.
A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time.
A way for Capys to win games.
CBs.
A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten.
Replacement for Aidan.
Herrera transfer deal.
Team Captain
Hes not the man for this.
A backup striker.
To figure out the keepers.
A replacement for a top 10 CDM of all time.
A way for Capys to win games.
CBs.
A plan to cash in and replace Arfsten.
Replacement for Aidan.
Herrera transfer deal.
Team Captain
Hes not the man for this.
To paraphrase a local Columbus sports agent, "Maybe its a bad idea to let the kitman be GM of the best team in CONCACAF."
Gazdag fell in their laps so what was the plan before that?
"Ali's team was holding out."
Move on to the next name on the list?
He had a list right?
Had this since February.
Gazdag fell in their laps so what was the plan before that?
"Ali's team was holding out."
Move on to the next name on the list?
He had a list right?
Had this since February.
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
To paraphrase a local Columbus sports agent, "Maybe its a bad idea to let the kitman be GM of the best team in CONCACAF."
Gazdag fell in their laps so what was the plan before that?
"Ali's team was holding out."
Move on to the next name on the list?
He had a list right?
Had this since February.
Gazdag fell in their laps so what was the plan before that?
"Ali's team was holding out."
Move on to the next name on the list?
He had a list right?
Had this since February.
Middlesbrough is switching back to a round badge.
I thought people hated round badges @morganhughes.bsky.social?
##iykyk
I thought people hated round badges @morganhughes.bsky.social?
##iykyk
October 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Middlesbrough is switching back to a round badge.
I thought people hated round badges @morganhughes.bsky.social?
##iykyk
I thought people hated round badges @morganhughes.bsky.social?
##iykyk
@soccercooligans.com was like "Maybe people dont want to pay $200 for tickets. College football fans get in for cheaper."
College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
@soccercooligans.com was like "Maybe people dont want to pay $200 for tickets. College football fans get in for cheaper."
College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
College football fans: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We were in line at the BMV and saw Endeavor say they were opening at 10 and that was all the confirmation I needed.
I hugged so many people that day.
Josh Williams gives strong hugs btw.
I hugged so many people that day.
Josh Williams gives strong hugs btw.
October 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We were in line at the BMV and saw Endeavor say they were opening at 10 and that was all the confirmation I needed.
I hugged so many people that day.
Josh Williams gives strong hugs btw.
I hugged so many people that day.
Josh Williams gives strong hugs btw.
October 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
As a Crew fan I welcome our new order.
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As a Crew fan I welcome our new order.