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Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Minnesota nice.
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Coffee?
Oh sir allow us to introduce you to a guy that will help you find some coffee, his name is Frankie Hejduk.
#crew96
January 7, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Jimmy Haslam is trying to hire a Proper Football Man for the #Browns job.
The Browns have requested permission to interview Seahawks DC Aden Durde for their vacant HC job, source said.

The native of England came to the NFL as a Cowboys coaching intern and has risen quickly.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I always find it awkward when I have to sit in the exam room at the vet after they take one of our animals to the back to "examine them."
Why does this room have stuff in it if its just a waiting cubicle?
Is the tiny scale for me?
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I got bored today at work and tried to think of funny Crew adaptations of ABBA🇸🇪 lyrics only to realize that I have a Benny Andersson shaped hole in my knowledge base.
Sad really.
Though, "I get my kicks above the goalline, sunshine" made me laugh to myself longer than is probably healthy.
#crew96
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
He probably shouldn't have taken a job in an inferior sheep farmer league with a jacked up club when he could have stayed in Ohio and made a mint playing against great clubs and North American Gigantes.
#crew96
#LigaMX
#celtic
BREAKING: Celtic has sacked Wilfried Nancy after about a month in charge.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Regardless of how it worked out in Scotland, I’m proud of my dad Wilfried Nancy for making Celtic pay us a shitload of money for two weeks of work. #Crew96
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
When everyone else is playing badly sometimes you just have to entertain yourself:
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
So we just need to wait on an Ice Cream shop from @tombogert.bsky.social saying Celtic is sending us some money and @mattdoyle.bsky.social to react and speculate on who takes the Captain's band next year, Zawadzki for the record, then we can move on to the next #SillySeason rumor.

#crew96
I see the Scottish press picked up on Keyth’s spelunking #Crew96

www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/footba...
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
"Crewzers of the world unite" 2-stick?
Who says no?
#crew96
🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨

Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
January 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨

Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Mark your calendars. Communism is real derby on May 10th. Mamdani and Rydström will go Marx for Marx at halftime.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Rydström’s teams thrived on corners. However, they had tall CBs. Set pieces and lack of height at CB have been a Crew concern for a while so I will be curious how this impacts roster build.
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Is he a Bond villain? 😹
The video couldn't wait until after the party he was obviously attending?
I hope hes aware were going to expect this level of dashing for the rest of his tenure.
Quick someone call Pursuit.
#crew96
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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With the hiring of Henrik Rydström, let today be the final day we discuss or know anything about the entire country of Scotland. #Crew96
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Never great when I call one of my vendors and wake them up. Sir you are supposed to be at your building, im at your building so why are you still in your jam jams.
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Re: New #Crew96 coach.
An announcement is coming tomorrow. That is what I discern. I believe in discernment, although I have a history of a lacking in it. Such is my hedge. Have a nice day.
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Meanwhile head coaches of other teams are going on podcasts and people wonder why Crew fans keep talking about Nancy.

Give us something to talk about, yo.
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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This Wilfred Nancy meme actually had me LOLing

Well played, whoever this person is.
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
December 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Christmas eve traditions are strong in the Johnson house.

BTW Rizzo is a Shakespearen level fool equal to Costard or Feste.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM