Andrew Johnson
@ratcalledaj.bsky.social
Failed Actor/Comedian/Lighting Designer.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
Successful pain in the ass.
I talk about my pitbull and soccer alot.
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Well they did win a title. For Portland. In 2015. *mutes thread*
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Well they did win a title. For Portland. In 2015. *mutes thread*
Minnesota nice.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Minnesota nice.
Jimmy Haslam is trying to hire a Proper Football Man for the #Browns job.
The Browns have requested permission to interview Seahawks DC Aden Durde for their vacant HC job, source said.
The native of England came to the NFL as a Cowboys coaching intern and has risen quickly.
The native of England came to the NFL as a Cowboys coaching intern and has risen quickly.
January 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Jimmy Haslam is trying to hire a Proper Football Man for the #Browns job.
I always find it awkward when I have to sit in the exam room at the vet after they take one of our animals to the back to "examine them."
Why does this room have stuff in it if its just a waiting cubicle?
Is the tiny scale for me?
Why does this room have stuff in it if its just a waiting cubicle?
Is the tiny scale for me?
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I always find it awkward when I have to sit in the exam room at the vet after they take one of our animals to the back to "examine them."
Why does this room have stuff in it if its just a waiting cubicle?
Is the tiny scale for me?
Why does this room have stuff in it if its just a waiting cubicle?
Is the tiny scale for me?
I got bored today at work and tried to think of funny Crew adaptations of ABBA🇸🇪 lyrics only to realize that I have a Benny Andersson shaped hole in my knowledge base.
Sad really.
Though, "I get my kicks above the goalline, sunshine" made me laugh to myself longer than is probably healthy.
#crew96
Sad really.
Though, "I get my kicks above the goalline, sunshine" made me laugh to myself longer than is probably healthy.
#crew96
January 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I got bored today at work and tried to think of funny Crew adaptations of ABBA🇸🇪 lyrics only to realize that I have a Benny Andersson shaped hole in my knowledge base.
Sad really.
Though, "I get my kicks above the goalline, sunshine" made me laugh to myself longer than is probably healthy.
#crew96
Sad really.
Though, "I get my kicks above the goalline, sunshine" made me laugh to myself longer than is probably healthy.
#crew96
He probably shouldn't have taken a job in an inferior sheep farmer league with a jacked up club when he could have stayed in Ohio and made a mint playing against great clubs and North American Gigantes.
#crew96
#LigaMX
#celtic
#crew96
#LigaMX
#celtic
BREAKING: Celtic has sacked Wilfried Nancy after about a month in charge.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Regardless of how it worked out in Scotland, I’m proud of my dad Wilfried Nancy for making Celtic pay us a shitload of money for two weeks of work. #Crew96
January 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Regardless of how it worked out in Scotland, I’m proud of my dad Wilfried Nancy for making Celtic pay us a shitload of money for two weeks of work. #Crew96
When everyone else is playing badly sometimes you just have to entertain yourself:
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
When everyone else is playing badly sometimes you just have to entertain yourself:
So we just need to wait on an Ice Cream shop from @tombogert.bsky.social saying Celtic is sending us some money and @mattdoyle.bsky.social to react and speculate on who takes the Captain's band next year, Zawadzki for the record, then we can move on to the next #SillySeason rumor.
#crew96
#crew96
I see the Scottish press picked up on Keyth’s spelunking #Crew96
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/footba...
January 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
So we just need to wait on an Ice Cream shop from @tombogert.bsky.social saying Celtic is sending us some money and @mattdoyle.bsky.social to react and speculate on who takes the Captain's band next year, Zawadzki for the record, then we can move on to the next #SillySeason rumor.
#crew96
#crew96
🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
January 2, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
January 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
🚨🚨THERE IS ONCE AGAIN A LITERARY, MARXIST-INFLUENCED COACH IN #mls !🚨🚨
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
Please, Henrik Rydström, just give us fun quotes like Vanni Sartini did. PLEASE.
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Mark your calendars. Communism is real derby on May 10th. Mamdani and Rydström will go Marx for Marx at halftime.
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Mark your calendars. Communism is real derby on May 10th. Mamdani and Rydström will go Marx for Marx at halftime.
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Rydström’s teams thrived on corners. However, they had tall CBs. Set pieces and lack of height at CB have been a Crew concern for a while so I will be curious how this impacts roster build.
January 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Rydström’s teams thrived on corners. However, they had tall CBs. Set pieces and lack of height at CB have been a Crew concern for a while so I will be curious how this impacts roster build.
Is he a Bond villain? 😹
The video couldn't wait until after the party he was obviously attending?
I hope hes aware were going to expect this level of dashing for the rest of his tenure.
Quick someone call Pursuit.
#crew96
The video couldn't wait until after the party he was obviously attending?
I hope hes aware were going to expect this level of dashing for the rest of his tenure.
Quick someone call Pursuit.
#crew96
December 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Is he a Bond villain? 😹
The video couldn't wait until after the party he was obviously attending?
I hope hes aware were going to expect this level of dashing for the rest of his tenure.
Quick someone call Pursuit.
#crew96
The video couldn't wait until after the party he was obviously attending?
I hope hes aware were going to expect this level of dashing for the rest of his tenure.
Quick someone call Pursuit.
#crew96
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With the hiring of Henrik Rydström, let today be the final day we discuss or know anything about the entire country of Scotland. #Crew96
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
With the hiring of Henrik Rydström, let today be the final day we discuss or know anything about the entire country of Scotland. #Crew96
Never great when I call one of my vendors and wake them up. Sir you are supposed to be at your building, im at your building so why are you still in your jam jams.
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Never great when I call one of my vendors and wake them up. Sir you are supposed to be at your building, im at your building so why are you still in your jam jams.
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Re: New #Crew96 coach.
An announcement is coming tomorrow. That is what I discern. I believe in discernment, although I have a history of a lacking in it. Such is my hedge. Have a nice day.
An announcement is coming tomorrow. That is what I discern. I believe in discernment, although I have a history of a lacking in it. Such is my hedge. Have a nice day.
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Re: New #Crew96 coach.
An announcement is coming tomorrow. That is what I discern. I believe in discernment, although I have a history of a lacking in it. Such is my hedge. Have a nice day.
An announcement is coming tomorrow. That is what I discern. I believe in discernment, although I have a history of a lacking in it. Such is my hedge. Have a nice day.
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Meanwhile head coaches of other teams are going on podcasts and people wonder why Crew fans keep talking about Nancy.
Give us something to talk about, yo.
Give us something to talk about, yo.
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Meanwhile head coaches of other teams are going on podcasts and people wonder why Crew fans keep talking about Nancy.
Give us something to talk about, yo.
Give us something to talk about, yo.
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This Wilfred Nancy meme actually had me LOLing
Well played, whoever this person is.
Well played, whoever this person is.
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This Wilfred Nancy meme actually had me LOLing
Well played, whoever this person is.
Well played, whoever this person is.
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NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively
December 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
NFL broadcasts basically only work because TV has been a unionized business for a long time so naturally Netflix and Amazon look like children comparatively