The Rando Brando
@rando-brando.bsky.social
Consumer of craft bourbon, fringe sports, and center-left political views. Also enjoy playing golf (at a mediocre level) and will always stop down for a random astronomy article.
Humor may have just peaked.
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Humor may have just peaked.
@juniormiller.bsky.social not sure if you’ve introduced bsky to your award winning book yet.
September 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@juniormiller.bsky.social not sure if you’ve introduced bsky to your award winning book yet.
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That dad of seven is gonna have a huge paternity test bill! These Christian influencers are some racy people!!! 🔥🔥🔥
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
That dad of seven is gonna have a huge paternity test bill! These Christian influencers are some racy people!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Random, I know. Been very addicted to this game lately. Got my first unnatural connection today.
August 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Random, I know. Been very addicted to this game lately. Got my first unnatural connection today.
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Tells you everything you need to know.
He got busted with porn on his screen during a work meeting.
July 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Tells you everything you need to know.
Nothing suspicious at all…
Maurene Comey, daughter of James Comey and prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein, is fired
Comey, who had worked in the U.S. attorney’s office for nearly a decade, prosecuted both Jeffrey Epstein and his associate Ghislaine Maxwell.
www.yahoo.com
July 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Nothing suspicious at all…
They are so rarely called out on their BS, but when they are…whoa!!!
July 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
They are so rarely called out on their BS, but when they are…whoa!!!
There’s a tweet for everything.
July 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There’s a tweet for everything.
Can’t overstate how massive this is…and the timing of it is very odd with the new regulations next year. Either should have sacked him last year or carry on.
Formula 1: Red Bull ousts longtime team principal Christian Horner
Horner has been the team principal at Red Bull for 20 years.
sports.yahoo.com
July 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Can’t overstate how massive this is…and the timing of it is very odd with the new regulations next year. Either should have sacked him last year or carry on.
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
Mike Judge did actually try to warn us on this one.
July 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Mike Judge did actually try to warn us on this one.
Reminder to check this in one year.
Jason Smith: "The tax provisions that we put into this piece of legislation will create exponential growth ... I guarantee you -- you're hearing it today -- I guarantee that our growth rate will be above 3%."
July 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Reminder to check this in one year.
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Randy Johnson's photography business logo?
10/10 no notes 😅
10/10 no notes 😅
July 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Randy Johnson's photography business logo?
10/10 no notes 😅
10/10 no notes 😅
@mcuban.bsky.social I thought I was about to read exciting news that Cuban bought the Lakers. My Luka reunion hopes were quickly dashed.
June 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
@mcuban.bsky.social I thought I was about to read exciting news that Cuban bought the Lakers. My Luka reunion hopes were quickly dashed.
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Ted Cruz has done a lot of odious, spiteful, awful shit in his lifetime. But making me side with Tucker Carlson in ANYTHING is FUCKED.
June 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Ted Cruz has done a lot of odious, spiteful, awful shit in his lifetime. But making me side with Tucker Carlson in ANYTHING is FUCKED.
This is not unique, as almost everything he says wouldn’t happen under his presidency has, in fact, happened.
Trump on Oct 1, 2024, saying that we are on the brink of WWIII and a “global catastrophe” because Iran just launched missiles at Israel, which never would’ve happened if he was president.
June 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This is not unique, as almost everything he says wouldn’t happen under his presidency has, in fact, happened.
Cue the Price is Right “You Lose” music.
Breaking news: The Court of International Trade ruled that President Donald Trump exceeded his authority in imposing tariffs on all imported goods. The president invoked a 1977 law that granted him emergency powers over the economy.
Live updates: Trade court blocks Trump’s tariffs, saying they are illegal
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Cue the Price is Right “You Lose” music.
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When people say “I don’t like the Discover page” it’s like ok your first mistake is using the Discover page because that’s just not a thing anyone should need after being on Bluesky for a month. It’s like going to Times Square and eating at Planet Hollywood, it’s for tourists and will never be good.
May 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
When people say “I don’t like the Discover page” it’s like ok your first mistake is using the Discover page because that’s just not a thing anyone should need after being on Bluesky for a month. It’s like going to Times Square and eating at Planet Hollywood, it’s for tourists and will never be good.
So great!
Watch Kimmel rip MTG to a new one!!!! In a desperate smear, Marjorie Taylor Greene cropped a photo to make it look like a committee witness flipped her off - but he really held up TWO fingers. Rep. Melanie Stansbury brought receipts and it was epic. WATCH:
May 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So great!
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
April 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
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This is what a rigged economy looks like:
In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker.
In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker.
This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker.
That has got to change.
In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker.
In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker.
This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker.
That has got to change.
April 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is what a rigged economy looks like:
In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker.
In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker.
This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker.
That has got to change.
In the 1970s, CEOs made 27 times more than the average worker.
In the 1980s, CEOs made 48 times more than the average worker.
This decade, CEOs are making 354 times more than the average worker.
That has got to change.
Hmmm…only took a month. I was way off!
This is just the beginning. Let’s see where things are in August. I’m willing to bet at least 10% off from when he took office.
April 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hmmm…only took a month. I was way off!
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?