The Rando Brando
@rando-brando.bsky.social
Consumer of craft bourbon, fringe sports, and center-left political views. Also enjoy playing golf (at a mediocre level) and will always stop down for a random astronomy article.
When Darwin was developing his theory of natural selection, there’s no way he could have predicted this level of self-inflicted wounds into his models.
December 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When Darwin was developing his theory of natural selection, there’s no way he could have predicted this level of self-inflicted wounds into his models.
Here’s the actual Hoax: Reps convincing people how bad the Biden economy was. Historically low unemployment, record high stock market (at the time), and we reined in inflation (which was worldwide, not just US) faster than any other country. But, they convinced a lot of voters this wasn’t the case.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here’s the actual Hoax: Reps convincing people how bad the Biden economy was. Historically low unemployment, record high stock market (at the time), and we reined in inflation (which was worldwide, not just US) faster than any other country. But, they convinced a lot of voters this wasn’t the case.
The drug companies are actually paying us now for our prescriptions…incredible!!!
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The drug companies are actually paying us now for our prescriptions…incredible!!!
Go Mean Green!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Go Mean Green!!!
So over half the US GDP is being invested into the economy?!? Holy shit, we’re all going to be ok!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
So over half the US GDP is being invested into the economy?!? Holy shit, we’re all going to be ok!!!
Hasn’t done it the last decade…but he promises it might be done the next decade.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hasn’t done it the last decade…but he promises it might be done the next decade.
If MK mentions it, better pay attention.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If MK mentions it, better pay attention.
Dorian, a cat 5 hurricane, basically sat stationary for 24 hours over Abaco and Grand Bahamas.
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dorian, a cat 5 hurricane, basically sat stationary for 24 hours over Abaco and Grand Bahamas.
Given the math, they should be paying us for prescriptions, no?
October 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Given the math, they should be paying us for prescriptions, no?
Self-described idiot over here…but should ICE even be arresting US citizens?!?
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Self-described idiot over here…but should ICE even be arresting US citizens?!?
Doubt they would rule it that way now.
September 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Doubt they would rule it that way now.
As an UNT alum, I hope they tell Paxton to pound sand.
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
As an UNT alum, I hope they tell Paxton to pound sand.
Certainly don’t want to hear another word about the liberal media bias for a very long time.
September 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Certainly don’t want to hear another word about the liberal media bias for a very long time.
Whew…I have been questioning my intelligence lately. Feel a lot better now.
September 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Whew…I have been questioning my intelligence lately. Feel a lot better now.
Set a tickler for two years from today. Can’t wait to hear hear how this one goes.
September 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Set a tickler for two years from today. Can’t wait to hear hear how this one goes.
Love this game. Played it every day for the past month or so.
September 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Love this game. Played it every day for the past month or so.
And that’s how a president responds to a tragic event, regardless of political affiliation or how despicable some of the subject’s tweets about you may have been.
September 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And that’s how a president responds to a tragic event, regardless of political affiliation or how despicable some of the subject’s tweets about you may have been.
Fake boobs aren’t big enough but otherwise, spot on.
September 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Fake boobs aren’t big enough but otherwise, spot on.
I don’t hate it
September 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I don’t hate it
I mean, sounds legit to me.
September 2, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I mean, sounds legit to me.