Rainbow-Tater 🍓
@rainbow-jumper.bsky.social
A starchy construct of whimsy ✨
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody
In love with Kermit and Bert but will cut you
Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Obviously parody
In love with Kermit and Bert but will cut you
Pinned
I only want 666 followers. Make it so or P E R I S H.
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trying to do No Piss January and i keep fucking up
January 11, 2026 at 11:31 AM
trying to do No Piss January and i keep fucking up
Sometimes I get overwhelmed and start crying when I think about how my cat looks like a little baby dragon. 🥹
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Sometimes I get overwhelmed and start crying when I think about how my cat looks like a little baby dragon. 🥹
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Miko on the roof in the fog
January 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Miko on the roof in the fog
Whenever someone introduces me to their hideously ugly baby, I save face by commenting on how small their feets are.
January 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Whenever someone introduces me to their hideously ugly baby, I save face by commenting on how small their feets are.
Skircle me harder, daddy.
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Skircle me harder, daddy.
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During a moment of silence at the Timberwolves game: "Go home ICE! Fuck ICE!" 🙌🙏💪👏✊️👇
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
During a moment of silence at the Timberwolves game: "Go home ICE! Fuck ICE!" 🙌🙏💪👏✊️👇
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I’m like prince’s mom
*never satisfied
*never satisfied
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 AM
I’m like prince’s mom
*never satisfied
*never satisfied
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Sorry for the confusion. This was a passive aggressive sub-skeet targeted at my cat. He’s real needy.
Everybody wake up! I need attention!
January 11, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Sorry for the confusion. This was a passive aggressive sub-skeet targeted at my cat. He’s real needy.
Everybody wake up! I need attention!
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Everybody wake up! I need attention!
Only Fans but it’s just me critiquing everything about you.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Only Fans but it’s just me critiquing everything about you.
My boyfriend just called me Trump. I’m going to climb in my very small microwave.
January 11, 2026 at 6:28 AM
My boyfriend just called me Trump. I’m going to climb in my very small microwave.
I just realized that I used the poop emoji for a school ice cream social flier. I thought it was ice cream at the time, and I’m not gonna lie, coming to this extremely late realization, is MORTIFYING.
IT WENT HOME WITH EVERY STUDENT. 💩💩💩
IT WENT HOME WITH EVERY STUDENT. 💩💩💩
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I just realized that I used the poop emoji for a school ice cream social flier. I thought it was ice cream at the time, and I’m not gonna lie, coming to this extremely late realization, is MORTIFYING.
IT WENT HOME WITH EVERY STUDENT. 💩💩💩
IT WENT HOME WITH EVERY STUDENT. 💩💩💩
This was the first domino to fall in the rise of fascism. The denim flew too close to the sun. 😭
January 11, 2026 at 6:16 AM
This was the first domino to fall in the rise of fascism. The denim flew too close to the sun. 😭
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Not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries into the house with one hand.
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Not to brag but I can now carry $250 worth of groceries into the house with one hand.
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Got the surgery where if you yank my dick my balls spin out like two Beyblades
January 10, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Got the surgery where if you yank my dick my balls spin out like two Beyblades
Oh my god. They lost by 55 points.
This is why I drink.
This is why I drink.
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Oh my god. They lost by 55 points.
This is why I drink.
This is why I drink.
Why does basketball hurt me?
January 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Why does basketball hurt me?
I’ve been thinking about it, and I really don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery.
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I’ve been thinking about it, and I really don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery.
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Subway: “EAT FRESH”
Me: *staring down this very old cyanide pill*
Me: *staring down this very old cyanide pill*
January 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Subway: “EAT FRESH”
Me: *staring down this very old cyanide pill*
Me: *staring down this very old cyanide pill*
All Pumpkins, no Smashing.
All stones, no rolling
All talking, no heads
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
All Pumpkins, no Smashing.
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Your ancestors must have had sweet pubic manes to get a last name like Bush.
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Your ancestors must have had sweet pubic manes to get a last name like Bush.
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Once, a fortune teller told me I would marry, “tall, dimpled, dark, and handsome.”
Y’all I think she may have been the real deal. That is SO specific, and I never forgot it.
Y’all I think she may have been the real deal. That is SO specific, and I never forgot it.
January 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Once, a fortune teller told me I would marry, “tall, dimpled, dark, and handsome.”
Y’all I think she may have been the real deal. That is SO specific, and I never forgot it.
Y’all I think she may have been the real deal. That is SO specific, and I never forgot it.