Colorfully upsetting—but in a fun way
Will buy your kids musical instruments.
Oatmeal aficionado
Obviously parody, don’t take me seriously
In love with Kermit and Bert, but will cut you
I hope the Miami Dolphins fail in every single one of their pursuits. Even more, I hope that they always blow leads in the second half. Forget games that are close. I want humiliating blow-outs of defeat and games they lose where the wins are all but assured.
I hope the Miami Dolphins fail in every single one of their pursuits. Even more, I hope that they always blow leads in the second half. Forget games that are close. I want humiliating blow-outs of defeat and games they lose where the wins are all but assured.