“It’s Bob, all right ... but look at those vacuous eyes, that stupid grin on his face—he’s been domesticated, I tell you.”

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

Felt inspired

when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value

It's been debunked, valve confirmed they don't even use the company that is said to be hacked (a SMS 2FA company) and the source of it all is an AI company's LinkedIn post that itself looks AI made itself

I mean, $5000 for 89 MILLION steam accounts? Come on.

Just have Steam Guard and you're good.

I wish people kept in mind that Crunch doesn't actually get things done quicker, but slower. Going from 40 hours to 50 hours gets you 45 hours of productivity week 1 and 38 hours of productivity week 2. Crunch is not only detrimental to health and the human spirit but -doesn't fucking work-

i'm constantly thinking about how one person's decision to make the pole position countdown sound effect 3 short beeps and 1 one long beep was so singularly influential that not only is it simply a given to add it into basically every racing game by default but people expect it in real races too

I'm really impressed by that Animal Use Protocol trailer. The Stasis series have had such a strong visual identity that I always associated with them being pre-rendered art.

Nope, they've nailed it in first-person free motion too. And it's probably going to be all the more horrible for it.

F.E.A.R. Platinum is $0.99 on GOG https://buff.ly/486DbSR #ad

will be added to GOG Preservation Program by next month ("Originally scheduled for a later timeframe, we’ve decided to accelerate this release to properly recognize Monolith’s contributions to gaming.")

average bsky interaction

irony poisoned twitter expat (sinner): wait why does the alfred chicken amiga theme go kinda crazy thoooooo
twice divorced woman with a teaching degree who otherwise only posts abt politics manifesting seemingly out of nowhere: You're a sick person. You're seriously sick.

A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out

Ah, yes, I remember playing Balatro 95 back in my dad's office

Stop talking about dumb rightwingers. Their entire MO involves people rubbernecking/dunking/calling out to expand their reach. Literally every single time people rally up to yell at one of them they end up with a bigger audience, how many times must we do this.

tragedy has befallen the swirly glasses scientist girl : her new invention EXPLODED upon activation. leaving her covered in soot

when a random mario meme post suddenly inspires you to do an art

Unreal Gold and Unreal Tournament can now be downloaded for free, Epic Games just gave the OldUnreal folks permission to host installers for both games on their website.

It'll install the games and the OldUnreal patches to make them run on modern systems without hassles.