Robert Hedgeford
@r0b5t4.bsky.social
Shits and giggles… and landscapes
All original content under CC BY 4.0
All original content under CC BY 4.0
January 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
January 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that
January 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when smash mouth said 'the years start coming and they don't stop coming' i really felt that
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
Why were we told not to blow bubbles in our drinks as kids?
I've just rediscovered the joy of it at 38.
Why were we told not to blow bubbles in our drinks as kids?
I've just rediscovered the joy of it at 38.
January 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Why were we told not to blow bubbles in our drinks as kids?
I've just rediscovered the joy of it at 38.
Why were we told not to blow bubbles in our drinks as kids?
I've just rediscovered the joy of it at 38.
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Went to the gym. It was closed. Ah well, there's always next year
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Went to the gym. It was closed. Ah well, there's always next year
Had no idea #vertorama existed before @panophotos.bsky.social pointing it out so here’s an accidental one from #Salzburg Residence Square.
A year full of beautiful moments to everyone! Let’s capture as many as possible. Be bold but kind.
#pano #iphone
A year full of beautiful moments to everyone! Let’s capture as many as possible. Be bold but kind.
#pano #iphone
January 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Had no idea #vertorama existed before @panophotos.bsky.social pointing it out so here’s an accidental one from #Salzburg Residence Square.
A year full of beautiful moments to everyone! Let’s capture as many as possible. Be bold but kind.
#pano #iphone
A year full of beautiful moments to everyone! Let’s capture as many as possible. Be bold but kind.
#pano #iphone
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I'm not a lawyer and I went "Whaaaaaaaaa!?" so many times. This is absolutely hilarious and bad, like REAL bad. Can't wait for @questauthority.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social 's reactions.🤣
I asked ChatGPT to brief "Trust Me v. Bro," a nonexistent case I used in response to a claim that items/information publicly released by the media is inadmissible at trial for some reason, and of course GPT was quick with the full cite and (glorious) synopsis: Trust Me v. Bro, 999 U.S. 867 (2024).
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I'm not a lawyer and I went "Whaaaaaaaaa!?" so many times. This is absolutely hilarious and bad, like REAL bad. Can't wait for @questauthority.bsky.social and @kenwhite.bsky.social 's reactions.🤣
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Thanks @panophotos.bsky.social was near Salzburg, Austria few years back.
Went out before coffee to make another one.
#winter #hoarfrost #sunrise #bluesky #backlight #iphone #nofilter
Went out before coffee to make another one.
#winter #hoarfrost #sunrise #bluesky #backlight #iphone #nofilter
December 31, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Thanks @panophotos.bsky.social was near Salzburg, Austria few years back.
Went out before coffee to make another one.
#winter #hoarfrost #sunrise #bluesky #backlight #iphone #nofilter
Went out before coffee to make another one.
#winter #hoarfrost #sunrise #bluesky #backlight #iphone #nofilter
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I understand on an intellectual level that Gangsta's Paradise was an important sociopolitical piece of art but the heart wants what the heart wants and the heart wants me to rewrite the lyrics to Hamster's Paradise.
December 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I understand on an intellectual level that Gangsta's Paradise was an important sociopolitical piece of art but the heart wants what the heart wants and the heart wants me to rewrite the lyrics to Hamster's Paradise.
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give me coffee for the things i can change and some gasoline and a match for the things i can’t.
December 30, 2024 at 3:16 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and some gasoline and a match for the things i can’t.
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I just absentmindedly ate a Pringle while listening to an audio book on building self discipline. This feels like peak twixmas
December 30, 2024 at 10:21 AM
I just absentmindedly ate a Pringle while listening to an audio book on building self discipline. This feels like peak twixmas
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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“I can wrap a present with 3 pieces of tape” yeah well I can rap the entirety of baby got back by sir mix-a-lot. a skill that is also useless but I am eager to brag about
December 27, 2024 at 11:29 PM
“I can wrap a present with 3 pieces of tape” yeah well I can rap the entirety of baby got back by sir mix-a-lot. a skill that is also useless but I am eager to brag about
December 28, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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Someone asked for my Mondrian Simpsons picture as a print so I've put it on Redbubble
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1674...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1674...
December 27, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Someone asked for my Mondrian Simpsons picture as a print so I've put it on Redbubble
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1674...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1674...
December 27, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*
*This may not be true
*This may not be true
a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it
ALT: a cat is laying in a box that says 4gifs.com on it
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December 26, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Today we celebrate Boxing Day in the UK, so named because cats spend the day exploring empty boxes discarded from Christmas Day*
*This may not be true
*This may not be true
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These guys win Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 7:55 PM
These guys win Christmas