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No I dadn't
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
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1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Today is Elmo’s birthday!

He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
"don't get your hopes up"

[Gets hopes up immediately]
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Going to an adult chess club AMA
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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When the expectation was for the worst box office failure ever... Anything could be "exceeded expectations"

🤭
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 AM
lol wtf
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I say this after every major sporting event but...

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
In the library WBU
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
At what point does it turn from 'putting on Sesame Street for my kid' to 'my kid got bored and I'm just a middle-aged man watching Sesame Street now'
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Imagine if Epstein's first name was Peter and then everyone is talking about the #PeterFiles
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
There's too many conspiracy theories around Epstein files that it's impossible to know what's the truth, unless that in itself is a conspiracy theory then you HAVE to believe everything.
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Getting food all down my shirt so my date knows I'm a freaky eater.
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Settling in with a G&T (two in one week!) for the women's final. Go women! #AusOpen
January 31, 2026 at 8:29 AM
"I trained for 4 hours straight, you trained for 4 hours gay" just feels completely rooted in homophobia.
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
There are some people who should never die and Catherine is one of them.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
So easy.

4 gay men, 2 in an open relationship. What's so hard to understand?
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
"happy wife, happy...

...wait, where's the kitchen knife"
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Come to the back of the shed if you want a good watering
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wonder if pirates go online and see "arrrrr horny shingles in your area me hearties"
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I'm going to be honest right now:

Every time I see the movie "Jack Reacher", I immediately think "Jack Reach around'.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
this is either the dumbest idea ever or the smartest ever there is no inbetween
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Oh btw, in case you were wondering, this is as far as I can turn my neck to the left
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
150% increase in US TikTok uninstalls? Wonder where they're all going to go. I mean, that's a huge amount of time that's just stopped using a popular platform.
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM