No I dadn't
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No I dadn't
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
ยท Jun 30
Me to my wife when she asks why I rearranged the fridge letters to say "boobies"
February 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Me to my wife when she asks why I rearranged the fridge letters to say "boobies"
Domino's Pizza Australia was right there.
February 10, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Domino's Pizza Australia was right there.
Australia's Domino's
Australia's Domino's Pizza names McDonald's executive as new CEO reut.rs/3Mo4pOz
Australia's Domino's Pizza names McDonald's executive as new CEO
Australian franchise operator Domino's Pizza Enterprises on Wednesday named Andrew Gregory, a senior McDonald's executive, as its new chief executive officer and managing director.
reut.rs
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Australia's Domino's
One of those things where as a customer, it's fine if it's your mistake. But I called again and at that point they should have told me that I didn't have one.
February 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
One of those things where as a customer, it's fine if it's your mistake. But I called again and at that point they should have told me that I didn't have one.
Booked a Toyota car service and didn't get confirmation (important part I didn't notice), had two appointments in my Google Calendar (one is a reoccurring one to remind myself), so called up to confirm date.
Told me it's all booked in for 08:30am today.
Went. No booking ๐ก
Told me it's all booked in for 08:30am today.
Went. No booking ๐ก
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Booked a Toyota car service and didn't get confirmation (important part I didn't notice), had two appointments in my Google Calendar (one is a reoccurring one to remind myself), so called up to confirm date.
Told me it's all booked in for 08:30am today.
Went. No booking ๐ก
Told me it's all booked in for 08:30am today.
Went. No booking ๐ก
If you could sell out, would you?
February 10, 2026 at 8:19 PM
If you could sell out, would you?
Every day I wake up and thank God and the universe that I'm not jason mraz
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Every day I wake up and thank God and the universe that I'm not jason mraz
Talking about the same post, cross-platforms
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and looking at the camera .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Talking about the same post, cross-platforms
My biggest delusion is thinking I could compete in the winter Olympics if I was only 20 years younger and better at sports.
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
My biggest delusion is thinking I could compete in the winter Olympics if I was only 20 years younger and better at sports.
Think I need a haircut
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Think I need a haircut
Walton m'lord Goggins
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Walton m'lord Goggins
The name Walton Goggins sounds like a British sex move
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The name Walton Goggins sounds like a British sex move
You already know too many words
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
You already know too many words
TIL I learnt what dwerking is
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
TIL I learnt what dwerking is
POV bae caught me slippin
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
POV bae caught me slippin
People: The US is bad. God I hate them.
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
People: The US is bad. God I hate them.
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
We had that one friend who thought this was the funniest dude ever
a man in scrubs stands in front of a sign for sacred heart hospital
ALT: a man in scrubs stands in front of a sign for sacred heart hospital
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We had that one friend who thought this was the funniest dude ever
Slept for 6 hours straight and the baby didn't wake once.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Slept for 6 hours straight and the baby didn't wake once.
im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
Might be too late but tell her to try watching the Speed Skating. It's really intense.
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Might be too late but tell her to try watching the Speed Skating. It's really intense.
The problem is showing that this reality isn't real. It's been done before, like, a ton of times.
February 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
The problem is showing that this reality isn't real. It's been done before, like, a ton of times.