No I dadn't
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No I dadn't
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
· Jun 30
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
Going to an adult chess club AMA
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Going to an adult chess club AMA
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When the expectation was for the worst box office failure ever... Anything could be "exceeded expectations"
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February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
When the expectation was for the worst box office failure ever... Anything could be "exceeded expectations"
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I say this after every major sporting event but...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I say this after every major sporting event but...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
In the library WBU
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
In the library WBU
At what point does it turn from 'putting on Sesame Street for my kid' to 'my kid got bored and I'm just a middle-aged man watching Sesame Street now'
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
At what point does it turn from 'putting on Sesame Street for my kid' to 'my kid got bored and I'm just a middle-aged man watching Sesame Street now'
Imagine if Epstein's first name was Peter and then everyone is talking about the #PeterFiles
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Imagine if Epstein's first name was Peter and then everyone is talking about the #PeterFiles
There's too many conspiracy theories around Epstein files that it's impossible to know what's the truth, unless that in itself is a conspiracy theory then you HAVE to believe everything.
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
There's too many conspiracy theories around Epstein files that it's impossible to know what's the truth, unless that in itself is a conspiracy theory then you HAVE to believe everything.
Getting food all down my shirt so my date knows I'm a freaky eater.
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Getting food all down my shirt so my date knows I'm a freaky eater.
"I trained for 4 hours straight, you trained for 4 hours gay" just feels completely rooted in homophobia.
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
"I trained for 4 hours straight, you trained for 4 hours gay" just feels completely rooted in homophobia.
There are some people who should never die and Catherine is one of them.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
There are some people who should never die and Catherine is one of them.
So easy.
4 gay men, 2 in an open relationship. What's so hard to understand?
4 gay men, 2 in an open relationship. What's so hard to understand?
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
So easy.
4 gay men, 2 in an open relationship. What's so hard to understand?
4 gay men, 2 in an open relationship. What's so hard to understand?
"happy wife, happy...
...wait, where's the kitchen knife"
...wait, where's the kitchen knife"
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 AM
"happy wife, happy...
...wait, where's the kitchen knife"
...wait, where's the kitchen knife"
Come to the back of the shed if you want a good watering
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Come to the back of the shed if you want a good watering
I wonder if pirates go online and see "arrrrr horny shingles in your area me hearties"
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 AM
I wonder if pirates go online and see "arrrrr horny shingles in your area me hearties"
I'm going to be honest right now:
Every time I see the movie "Jack Reacher", I immediately think "Jack Reach around'.
Every time I see the movie "Jack Reacher", I immediately think "Jack Reach around'.
January 29, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I'm going to be honest right now:
Every time I see the movie "Jack Reacher", I immediately think "Jack Reach around'.
Every time I see the movie "Jack Reacher", I immediately think "Jack Reach around'.
this is either the dumbest idea ever or the smartest ever there is no inbetween
January 29, 2026 at 9:30 AM
this is either the dumbest idea ever or the smartest ever there is no inbetween
Oh btw, in case you were wondering, this is as far as I can turn my neck to the left
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Oh btw, in case you were wondering, this is as far as I can turn my neck to the left
150% increase in US TikTok uninstalls? Wonder where they're all going to go. I mean, that's a huge amount of time that's just stopped using a popular platform.
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
150% increase in US TikTok uninstalls? Wonder where they're all going to go. I mean, that's a huge amount of time that's just stopped using a popular platform.