No I dadn't
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No I dadn't
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
· Jun 30
My biggest delusion is thinking I could compete in the winter Olympics if I was only 20 years younger and better at sports.
February 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
My biggest delusion is thinking I could compete in the winter Olympics if I was only 20 years younger and better at sports.
Think I need a haircut
February 10, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Think I need a haircut
The name Walton Goggins sounds like a British sex move
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The name Walton Goggins sounds like a British sex move
TIL I learnt what dwerking is
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
TIL I learnt what dwerking is
POV bae caught me slippin
February 8, 2026 at 11:16 PM
POV bae caught me slippin
People: The US is bad. God I hate them.
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
People: The US is bad. God I hate them.
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
The same people: yay Super Bowl!!!
We had that one friend who thought this was the funniest dude ever
a man in scrubs stands in front of a sign for sacred heart hospital
ALT: a man in scrubs stands in front of a sign for sacred heart hospital
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:06 PM
We had that one friend who thought this was the funniest dude ever
Slept for 6 hours straight and the baby didn't wake once.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Slept for 6 hours straight and the baby didn't wake once.
im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
im not a big gossip but i love Knowing Things. so when i ask for gossip it's never sinister. it's pure curiosity and a desire for knowledge
TIL we've only got a 1 in 6 chance of surviving this century and we're already over a quarter through it
February 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
TIL we've only got a 1 in 6 chance of surviving this century and we're already over a quarter through it
#Olympics and #WinterOlympics opening ceremonies are always like
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
a chef in a video game with the words it 's a me
ALT: a chef in a video game with the words it 's a me
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
#Olympics and #WinterOlympics opening ceremonies are always like
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
Bloody gave blood again, didn't I?
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Bloody gave blood again, didn't I?
Ngl it's never tasted like strawberries on a summer evening.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Ngl it's never tasted like strawberries on a summer evening.
It's not racist if you do an Italian accent during the Winter Olympics. Them the rules.
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It's not racist if you do an Italian accent during the Winter Olympics. Them the rules.
If I was Mr. Worldwide, I'd be desperate to stay local. Maybe have a night in and read or book or go down the pub.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If I was Mr. Worldwide, I'd be desperate to stay local. Maybe have a night in and read or book or go down the pub.
POV watching the Winter Olympics as a professional couch potato.
a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
ALT: a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
POV watching the Winter Olympics as a professional couch potato.
I love kbbq but you end up eating so much you go into a kbbq hole
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I love kbbq but you end up eating so much you go into a kbbq hole
It's been 5 minutes and this baby has already seen some shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 AM
It's been 5 minutes and this baby has already seen some shit
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
Going to an adult chess club AMA
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Going to an adult chess club AMA