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@jamescoyne.bsky.social
· Jun 30
#Olympics and #WinterOlympics opening ceremonies are always like
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
a chef in a video game with the words it 's a me
ALT: a chef in a video game with the words it 's a me
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
#Olympics and #WinterOlympics opening ceremonies are always like
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
"ok how many stereotypes can we fit in here? Let's get so close to racist here. Guys we can do this".
Bloody gave blood again, didn't I?
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Bloody gave blood again, didn't I?
Ngl it's never tasted like strawberries on a summer evening.
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Ngl it's never tasted like strawberries on a summer evening.
It's not racist if you do an Italian accent during the Winter Olympics. Them the rules.
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It's not racist if you do an Italian accent during the Winter Olympics. Them the rules.
If I was Mr. Worldwide, I'd be desperate to stay local. Maybe have a night in and read or book or go down the pub.
February 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If I was Mr. Worldwide, I'd be desperate to stay local. Maybe have a night in and read or book or go down the pub.
POV watching the Winter Olympics as a professional couch potato.
a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
ALT: a man is writing on a piece of paper with the word veed.io on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:58 AM
POV watching the Winter Olympics as a professional couch potato.
I love kbbq but you end up eating so much you go into a kbbq hole
February 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I love kbbq but you end up eating so much you go into a kbbq hole
It's been 5 minutes and this baby has already seen some shit
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 AM
It's been 5 minutes and this baby has already seen some shit
February 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Every week, a Fallout new episode. Every week Ella Purnell continues to cement herself as my celebrity crush.
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Today is Elmo’s birthday!
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
He permanently stays 3 1/2 by drinking the blood of his victims and the innocent.
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
February 4, 2026 at 12:33 AM
"don't get your hopes up"
[Gets hopes up immediately]
[Gets hopes up immediately]
Going to an adult chess club AMA
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Going to an adult chess club AMA
Reposted by No I dadn't
When the expectation was for the worst box office failure ever... Anything could be "exceeded expectations"
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February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
When the expectation was for the worst box office failure ever... Anything could be "exceeded expectations"
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I say this after every major sporting event but...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
February 2, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I say this after every major sporting event but...
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO WATCH NOW THE AUSOPEN HAS FINISHED LIKE SERIOUSLY
In the library WBU
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
In the library WBU
At what point does it turn from 'putting on Sesame Street for my kid' to 'my kid got bored and I'm just a middle-aged man watching Sesame Street now'
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
At what point does it turn from 'putting on Sesame Street for my kid' to 'my kid got bored and I'm just a middle-aged man watching Sesame Street now'
Imagine if Epstein's first name was Peter and then everyone is talking about the #PeterFiles
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Imagine if Epstein's first name was Peter and then everyone is talking about the #PeterFiles
There's too many conspiracy theories around Epstein files that it's impossible to know what's the truth, unless that in itself is a conspiracy theory then you HAVE to believe everything.
February 1, 2026 at 9:37 AM
There's too many conspiracy theories around Epstein files that it's impossible to know what's the truth, unless that in itself is a conspiracy theory then you HAVE to believe everything.
Getting food all down my shirt so my date knows I'm a freaky eater.
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Getting food all down my shirt so my date knows I'm a freaky eater.
"I trained for 4 hours straight, you trained for 4 hours gay" just feels completely rooted in homophobia.
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
"I trained for 4 hours straight, you trained for 4 hours gay" just feels completely rooted in homophobia.