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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
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An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
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Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔‍♂️✅ @jamescoyne.bsky.social · Jun 30
1st of July. New #pfp.

By law you have to get rid of any resemblance of #pride. It's law.
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It's giving Animorphs vibes, but from an apparition to an Asian man.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Every night forever
November 19, 2025 at 9:41 AM
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"What do you regret most in life?"

I dunno, but I'm sure my 2am brain will replay it a million times every night.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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*snorts*
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Great Australian Pods front page showing recently added podcasts including work from: @shaeganvishal.bsky.social @sandyosullivan.bsky.social @cyberbanshee.bsky.social

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November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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When I became a parent, I didn't expect to repeat the daily phrase:

"Are you pooing?"
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I will I was a little bit taller

I will I was baller…
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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*snorts*
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Today I've done nothing and ached the entire time. Sounds like a regular Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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The roses in the garden think it's spring or something
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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IYKYK

WHAT IF I DONT KNOW THO
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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In laws brought round broken rice, like my soul.
November 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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1am. Struggling to sleep. Put on one of those black-screen-with-rain YouTube videos... and then it started to rain irl.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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"with respect" and it's the most disrespectful thing you've ever heard
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Watcha thinkin' about?
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Type of day (cold) where it's 7pm and you already need to be in your dressing gown
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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[Sighs] [Lights cigarette] [Remembers I don't smoke] [coughs up a lung]
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Got wood?
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Fun fact:

In Minecraft you eat 3³ meals a day
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Not all photos are flattering
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Is there a point to job hunting on a public holiday or nah
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Watched Dunkirk (2017). Mum in tears. Cheers Nolan.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Scrubbed up today
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Fun fact about me: I'm the Grinch, but for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM