Jimmy (no longer a dad in training) 🧔♂️✅
@jamescoyne.bsky.social
An educated fool with bacon on my mind.
It's giving Animorphs vibes, but from an apparition to an Asian man.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It's giving Animorphs vibes, but from an apparition to an Asian man.
*snorts*
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
*snorts*
The roses in the garden think it's spring or something
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The roses in the garden think it's spring or something
Watcha thinkin' about?
November 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Watcha thinkin' about?
Type of day (cold) where it's 7pm and you already need to be in your dressing gown
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Type of day (cold) where it's 7pm and you already need to be in your dressing gown
Got wood?
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Got wood?
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November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Not all photos are flattering
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Not all photos are flattering
Scrubbed up today
November 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Scrubbed up today
🥰🥰🥰
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
🥰🥰🥰
Anniversary dinner with my incredible wife tonight.
2 years 🥹
2 years 🥹
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Anniversary dinner with my incredible wife tonight.
2 years 🥹
2 years 🥹
Your butt is so big that
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Your butt is so big that
I wonder if Dr Ape has ever made some of these
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I wonder if Dr Ape has ever made some of these
Have previously been denied a job because I'd "be great to have a beer with"
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Have previously been denied a job because I'd "be great to have a beer with"
When you have chest pains in Geography class
October 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When you have chest pains in Geography class
So turns out that this isn't "PornHubbing"
October 14, 2025 at 2:22 PM
So turns out that this isn't "PornHubbing"
Never be a model for a stock photo
October 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Never be a model for a stock photo
After having one (1) child, I know my:
October 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
After having one (1) child, I know my:
Tag yourself
October 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Tag yourself
Still preparing for the mother ship
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Still preparing for the mother ship
When you've been hitting the gym but haven't told anybody
October 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
When you've been hitting the gym but haven't told anybody
Also don't know what's going on with this freaky-ass shadow
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Also don't know what's going on with this freaky-ass shadow
The baby gave me a hickey on the bicep. Guess he was hungry lol
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The baby gave me a hickey on the bicep. Guess he was hungry lol
It's called Daylight Savings but I don't see it saving anything
October 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's called Daylight Savings but I don't see it saving anything