S.LIZ
@slizagna.bsky.social
Musician. Unreliable narrator. Earth worm rescuer. Litter patrol. Skeeball Champion.
Debut album: Table for One, Party of Two out now 🖤
https://open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3VHCSS4BfBHXrxNf?si=snwo0ZCISSC3aEQm6PfeUA
Debut album: Table for One, Party of Two out now 🖤
https://open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3VHCSS4BfBHXrxNf?si=snwo0ZCISSC3aEQm6PfeUA
It’s always “I’m here if you ever need to talk” until I’m explaining the rankings of my top ten favorite bears. And then it’s “that’s not what I meant” and “I think you should find a therapist better suited to your needs.”
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It’s always “I’m here if you ever need to talk” until I’m explaining the rankings of my top ten favorite bears. And then it’s “that’s not what I meant” and “I think you should find a therapist better suited to your needs.”
I think half of my role as a musician is to bully people into paying attention to me.
I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
May 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think half of my role as a musician is to bully people into paying attention to me.
I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
May 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I am going to hashtag the fk out of this bitch I’m sorry but none of my followers watch my vids so perhaps the hashtag friends will. If not I’m simply cooked on this app and I will accept my demise with grace
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
#rant #musicindustry #singersongwriter #newmusic
“you think too much.” you’re so right. will you lobotomize me.
May 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
“you think too much.” you’re so right. will you lobotomize me.
Writing songs about workers being used and exploited by major corporations because, well…*gestures around wildly*
May 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Writing songs about workers being used and exploited by major corporations because, well…*gestures around wildly*
I personally think hospitals should separate the maternity ultrasound area from all other ultrasounds because me crying in a room full of balloons and baby decor while waiting to see if I have cancer seemed to really harsh vibe
April 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I personally think hospitals should separate the maternity ultrasound area from all other ultrasounds because me crying in a room full of balloons and baby decor while waiting to see if I have cancer seemed to really harsh vibe
for anyone who has had a cancer scare, how did you cope while you were waiting for testing/results?
April 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
for anyone who has had a cancer scare, how did you cope while you were waiting for testing/results?
a product will have a million good reviews and I’ll still read those 1 stars like they are god’s final judgement. I don’t care if 50,000 people think these sheets are great. kathy says they wrinkle.
April 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
a product will have a million good reviews and I’ll still read those 1 stars like they are god’s final judgement. I don’t care if 50,000 people think these sheets are great. kathy says they wrinkle.
I didn’t fully commit to this and I’m sorry but now is the time I promise
I’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again
April 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I didn’t fully commit to this and I’m sorry but now is the time I promise
Reposted by S.LIZ
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
March 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
yeah ok fine I might be having an existential crisis but in my defense this current state of existence is like very much a crisis
April 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
yeah ok fine I might be having an existential crisis but in my defense this current state of existence is like very much a crisis
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
March 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Singing Billie holiday is truly a test of patience because how did that woman sing this slowly so flawlessly
I’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again
March 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been thinking about it deeply and I think I’m ready to be unhinged online again
It’s almost funny that there are Americans who believe the U.S. has naming rights to international waters because a sentient orange ballsack made a decree like a child emperor. And then the CEO of Google just fell to his knees, whimpering, “y— yes sire. I’ll change the maps.”
February 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s almost funny that there are Americans who believe the U.S. has naming rights to international waters because a sentient orange ballsack made a decree like a child emperor. And then the CEO of Google just fell to his knees, whimpering, “y— yes sire. I’ll change the maps.”
fell down the stairs today. why is it called a flight of stairs if gravity is fighting against me. a cruel joke. I was born to step step step and yet I am in my thunk thunk thunk era.
February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
fell down the stairs today. why is it called a flight of stairs if gravity is fighting against me. a cruel joke. I was born to step step step and yet I am in my thunk thunk thunk era.
My boss really knows how to start an email
January 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My boss really knows how to start an email
If I was an Uber driver I would just lie. I would become a pathological liar. Tell the most unhinged stories about myself and my life. I used to run an alpaca farm. My mom got me 42 goldfish and they all died within 3 days so now I have attachment issues.
January 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If I was an Uber driver I would just lie. I would become a pathological liar. Tell the most unhinged stories about myself and my life. I used to run an alpaca farm. My mom got me 42 goldfish and they all died within 3 days so now I have attachment issues.
My brother’s boyfriend had his younger cousins visiting him in NYC and one of the things they requested to do was go see where Luigi shot the United Healthcare CEO. It was on their list right in between the Statue of Liberty and The Empire State Building.
January 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My brother’s boyfriend had his younger cousins visiting him in NYC and one of the things they requested to do was go see where Luigi shot the United Healthcare CEO. It was on their list right in between the Statue of Liberty and The Empire State Building.
I don’t enjoy working a corporate job but I have to admit that whenever I lead a call and someone messages me after saying, “great job leading that meeting.” I’m like, thank you for the crumb that sustains me as I starve. thank you for being my candle in the darkness.
January 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t enjoy working a corporate job but I have to admit that whenever I lead a call and someone messages me after saying, “great job leading that meeting.” I’m like, thank you for the crumb that sustains me as I starve. thank you for being my candle in the darkness.
Seeing people ask reddit for advice about cats vs. dogs is hilarious bc I’ll see “how to get my dog to stop barking” and they’ll get a 15 step process to correct the behavior. Then I’ll see “how can I get my cat to stop eating my headphones,” and everyone is like “no. you can’t.”
January 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Seeing people ask reddit for advice about cats vs. dogs is hilarious bc I’ll see “how to get my dog to stop barking” and they’ll get a 15 step process to correct the behavior. Then I’ll see “how can I get my cat to stop eating my headphones,” and everyone is like “no. you can’t.”
Confession time: I never realized that when a person deactivated their twitter account that their likes disappear, so there was a period of time I was convinced that people kept unliking my album release announcement
January 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Confession time: I never realized that when a person deactivated their twitter account that their likes disappear, so there was a period of time I was convinced that people kept unliking my album release announcement
broke: fiction author
woke: professional liar
woke: professional liar
January 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
broke: fiction author
woke: professional liar
woke: professional liar
My second cousin just posted an IG story for her dad who is in prison saying “free him regardless” and I’m like babe regardless of what??? His guilt??? he cut off his girlfriend’s nipples while she was fully conscious, I think he’s right where he supposed to be.
January 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My second cousin just posted an IG story for her dad who is in prison saying “free him regardless” and I’m like babe regardless of what??? His guilt??? he cut off his girlfriend’s nipples while she was fully conscious, I think he’s right where he supposed to be.
Nothing makes me feel better than my uber driver talking shit about their other passengers to me. Our uber driver just said, “You can’t trust any people. I’m not talking about you guys.” Like yes, thank you. I am better than everyone else.
January 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nothing makes me feel better than my uber driver talking shit about their other passengers to me. Our uber driver just said, “You can’t trust any people. I’m not talking about you guys.” Like yes, thank you. I am better than everyone else.