Punished Spineflu
quipsahoy.bsky.social
Punished Spineflu
@quipsahoy.bsky.social
Old Man Yells At Clouds: The Profile
oh great. amazon announced vehicle sales. now i gotta worry about randos driving the car i ordered off the porch
November 17, 2023 at 5:40 PM
136 kids per day. business as usual in omelas.
November 8, 2023 at 10:08 PM
a peasant wouldn't have been killed by a dorito, but a mid-80s computer engineer would've definitely been killed by a single chrome tab
October 27, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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Never forget
October 22, 2023 at 5:01 PM
itd be cool if restaurants had like, present capacity on their wwbsites so i could gauge how "around people"/waitlisted i want to be when deciding where to eat
October 22, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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i wrote about the neighborhood i just moved into and why i had to leave the other one behind
www.patreon.com/posts/911538...
October 20, 2023 at 8:29 PM
shout out to all the music reviews writing on the new blink-182 album who manage to work in a less tortured version of the sentence "No one loves you when its 2023."
October 20, 2023 at 6:41 PM
james cameron goes to tbe front of the conference room
and adds a final S
S K I N A M A R I N K S
and then draws a line through it $
the executives all drop their jaws
October 20, 2023 at 4:06 AM
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I realized that one of my favorite dril tweets accurately summarizes at least an hour of the plot of Metal Gear Solid 2
October 13, 2023 at 5:36 PM
embedding code in my webp files to "sudo rm -rf" any AI training pc they're opened on
October 19, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Mike's Hard Salami
October 18, 2023 at 8:54 PM
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there's a massive, open conspiracy to turn old white guys into unhinged spree killers and we're all just supposed to shrug and call it "the marketplace of ideas" or whatever
Infuriating new details from prosecutors about the man who fatally stabbed a Palestinian-American 6-yr old. His wife told detectives he had been listening to conservative talk radio, and was worried about the fake "national day of jihad" spawned by right-wing propagandists.
October 16, 2023 at 11:54 PM
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i wrote some tips for you :)
October 17, 2023 at 1:30 AM
starting to think maybe spending every night careening across the internet isn't the move
October 17, 2023 at 1:39 AM
i hate when i get so high that i time travel
October 15, 2023 at 12:41 AM
just walked past my cat using rhe litter box and got a huge, "DO YOU MIND?!!" deathglare from him
October 15, 2023 at 12:29 AM
i;m the one who makes the lego racers go
October 14, 2023 at 7:00 PM
can't believe they put a wall plate over the gloryhole at work >:(
October 12, 2023 at 8:04 PM
October 3, 2023 at 1:57 AM
what a good day to ask google and/or alexa if piss is a vegetable
September 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM
bluesky doesn't feel like early twitter, because i can't send texts to bluesky.
September 26, 2023 at 2:13 PM
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September 24, 2023 at 5:21 PM