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lesbian boyfriend
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do you ever look at your girlfriend and she's so beautiful you think "I am going to run into the wall over and over until i'm dead and in hell"
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR and what a great time to pledge a small monthly donation to THE PATREON to help support me as my country spirals deeper into a fascist hellscape!

patreon.com/suicidesauce
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels Mizutani and I've always been like this you're welcome

Go to Patreon.com/suicidesauce to see all my art
Go to Ko-fi.com/suicidesauce to throw me a couple bucks
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
two HOURS???
Once at a public library computer, someone had left open their dating website profile. I spent two hours rewriting everything with silly crap. Hobbies: painting the inside of saucepans, bog-snorkelling, squirrel taxidermy etc.
December 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
hey that's me
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’m going to keep posting random, no context pieces of old art until I pass out from exhaustion
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
i like how i check my notifs on this app, as if i ever post anything
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
current favourite song: Big Black Car by Gregory Alan Isakov
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Minerals! Everything is quartz!
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Call Stephen King stories take place in 1955. It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t look like 1955 or they explicitly say that it’s not 1955, the characters are trapped in a world where it is perpetually 1955 and Maine.
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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I call the first picture, “who the fuck is walking on my street“
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ottawa is an outlier adn should not have been counted, it takes me an hour and a half to bus somewhere that you can drive to in 10 minutes
this video is about a terrible bus accident that dismembered a bunch of people, but I'm boggling at the fact that Ottawa has a *dedicated road system* for busses?? I used to have to take three busses to my work five miles away but Canada's out there living in the year 3000
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Can't chew reed!
October 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
my cousin (once removed) used to curate a massive website of cockney rhyming slang that i read a lot of as a child, which made me *very* annoying
Cockney Rhyming Slang is the funniest fucking thing ever and I cannot believe it's real. Sometimes I'll just be sitting around and then randomly remember the concept of hardened criminals and English hooligans making up little rhymes for naughty phrases and just love the world and how dumb it is.
October 24, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i must not buy new pokemon i must not buy new pokemon i must not buy new pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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trolley problem:

the trolley is heading toward track A, upon which five innocent people are tied.

pulling the lever will redirect the trolley onto track B, where you will have to be in the same room with someone who is a little bit annoyed at you.
October 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM