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qthewhatever.bsky.social
Q
@qthewhatever.bsky.social
lesbian boyfriend
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you either die in the cuck chair or live long enough to see it turned into a fujo throne
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
okay, that'll do it.
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
not yet.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
it's not far enough down yet.
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
i am making this post because there's a revolting thing at the top of my feed currently and i don't follow enough people to push it down.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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45 y/o, in a nightclub for first time in years. Young lad burst into the toilets & caught me furtively trying to open a little ziploc bag. He said "just a heads up, the bouncers come in here to check for drugs". Couldn't tell him it was my bag of googly eyes, to stick on a poster
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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do you ever look at your girlfriend and she's so beautiful you think "I am going to run into the wall over and over until i'm dead and in hell"
January 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR and what a great time to pledge a small monthly donation to THE PATREON to help support me as my country spirals deeper into a fascist hellscape!

patreon.com/suicidesauce
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels Mizutani and I've always been like this you're welcome

Go to Patreon.com/suicidesauce to see all my art
Go to Ko-fi.com/suicidesauce to throw me a couple bucks
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
two HOURS???
Once at a public library computer, someone had left open their dating website profile. I spent two hours rewriting everything with silly crap. Hobbies: painting the inside of saucepans, bog-snorkelling, squirrel taxidermy etc.
December 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
hey that's me
December 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’m going to keep posting random, no context pieces of old art until I pass out from exhaustion
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
i like how i check my notifs on this app, as if i ever post anything
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
current favourite song: Big Black Car by Gregory Alan Isakov
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Minerals! Everything is quartz!
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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This is complete hogwash
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Call Stephen King stories take place in 1955. It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t look like 1955 or they explicitly say that it’s not 1955, the characters are trapped in a world where it is perpetually 1955 and Maine.
November 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM