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Jack Daniels Mizutani
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Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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Jack Daniels Mizutani @suicidesauce.bsky.social · 6d
Hi my name is Jack Daniels Mizutani and I've always been like this you're welcome

Go to Patreon.com/suicidesauce to see all my art
Go to Ko-fi.com/suicidesauce to throw me a couple bucks
a header banner for "Suicide Sauce," featuring many drawings and sketches by the artist. In the center, just above the username, is a bloody Jaydee head, mouth open and full of huge sharp teeth.
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fesshole.bsky.social
For Christmas entertaining, I froze ice cubes with small berries in them. In a few, I concealed Mentos mints. It was excellent watching people's reactions when the ice melted enough for their Cokes to suddenly erupt for no apparent reason
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
Hi my name is Jack Daniels Mizutani and I've always been like this you're welcome

Go to Patreon.com/suicidesauce to see all my art
Go to Ko-fi.com/suicidesauce to throw me a couple bucks
a header banner for "Suicide Sauce," featuring many drawings and sketches by the artist. In the center, just above the username, is a bloody Jaydee head, mouth open and full of huge sharp teeth.
December 31, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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IT'S A WHOLE NEW YEAR and what a great time to pledge a small monthly donation to THE PATREON to help support me as my country spirals deeper into a fascist hellscape!

patreon.com/suicidesauce
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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razzek.bsky.social
I just wanted to draw him in that dress.

#jax #tadc
ID: Hands up and clenched, knees together, Jax the bunny is in a cute anime maid dress. His lip curls in disgust as he glares at his little bob tail wagging happily under the bow tied at the back of his frilly apron.
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Boo looks curiously off to one side, one of her long jowls tucked into her mouth.
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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razzek.bsky.social
"Now that you have all this free time, what are you gonna do?"

"Well...!"

Had the pleasure of rewatching ep 7 and hearing a friend shriek "What?!" at the dinner date. I wanted to know how that would work out. Now we're here. XD
#tadc #jax #tadccaine
ID: Cain's giant teeth frame the scene, Jax's yellow gloved hand grasping at the lower set. The purple bunny scowls, square pupils meeting Caine's eyes inside the giant mouth. Caine's huge crossed eyes press one floppy ear out into the light while Jax's other hand grasps at the tongue. Jax grimaces, nonplussed by the predicament he's gotten himself into.
December 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
#tadc
tantalizing slices of a full color digital circus comic. in it, Jax appears to be saying "you are my plaything." large text indicates this is a work in progress.
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
Once at a public library computer, someone had left open their dating website profile. I spent two hours rewriting everything with silly crap. Hobbies: painting the inside of saucepans, bog-snorkelling, squirrel taxidermy etc.
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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razzek.bsky.social
Haven't drawn anything for me since Sept and none of my #ocs since June. o_o

Got inspired to draw Blaque at work. He's a very renowned stuntman with a specialty in stunt driving. :D Yes he's buckled in. This guy is always the safest driver on the road when he's off the clock. #furry #oc
ID: Cackling with glee, a calico cat man yanks the wheel of a blue interior car violently to the left. His green eyes are wild, smile so wide that his gums are showing over his sharp teeth. Dreadlocks in oranges and grays fly free of his man bun behind him. His pierced ears flap sideways with the turn's acceleration. Outside the car windows is a blurry smear of yellows.
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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razzek.bsky.social
I’m not sorry. :D

#silksong #lace #skong #hollowknight
ID: Lace, a bug-like creature made of silk, looks over her beruffled shoulder while she rests her gold pin casually over the other shoulder. One hand rests on a voluminously over exaggerated hip. Her normally fluffy pantaloons are shaped like a massive posterior. Sheer gold curtains drape above the polished Citadel floor.
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
I put Jax and Zooble together as an "absurd random ship" joke but apparently people do in fact ship them. To each their own I guess, takes all sorts etc anyway I thought this one would be more popular but no one appreciates my genius #tadc #tadcjax
Caine from the amazing digital circus pops into view, crying, "well hello there my frisky felons! After several uh... incidents (and many complaints to HR), I've decided to build you a special, designated space for..." "Sexy shenanigans!" he presents a small room with a heart shaped door labeled "the ahhhn barn." the door is labeled "NC-17." in the corner, Bubble comments, "splorch!" Caine begins to run through a list of example scenarios for the sexy shenanigans room. In the first, Jax, wearing a green visor with his ears in a ponytail, looks irritated as he stands behind a coffee shop counter. Pomni is seen from behind, trying to see over the countertop. "Get steamy at the coffee shop!" In the second scenario, Kinger and Ragatha are trapped in an elevator; Kinger looks blank, while Ragatha, clearly claustrophobic, cowers in the corner. "Perhaps you'd like to go down in the broken elevator!!" Bubble adds, "a capsule episode!" "Major in toxic relationships and minor in power imbalance at College AU!" Gummigoo, dressed in a professor's tweed jacket and bowtie, chats up Gangle, who has her hair ribbons in a girlish high ponytail. "Start a heated rivalry at the hockey rink!" Caine's cheerful announcement is interrupted by another one of Kinger's blank stares; Jax, now dressed in a hockey uniform, is initially excited to have something he can use as a weapon, but then adds uneasily, "wait, why is Kinger here?" "Can you resist the sexy growl of the billionaire CEO of Mafia Inc?" Jax then appears again in the backseat of a limo with Zooble, who has replaced their normal horns with corn and is holding a cigarette between the two prongs of a corn on the cob spike. They are wearing a black blazer and high heels. Jax jerks away from the corn, exclaiming, "what the-- eugh!" Zooble, grinning, says "grrr grrr, dark chuckle," which the comic translates as "I am a lesbian." Jax hurriedly climbs out of the limosine, encountering Caine waiting outside. "What is wrong with you?" Jax demands. "Who are these even for?" But Caine, angry, interrupts with "Stop fucking in the halls!!" though part of his outburst is covered with a censor bar. Down near the street, Bubble proclaims the Jax and Zooble ship name: "Jooble!"
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
like five people got this one but WHATEVERRRR otp #tadc #tadccaine #tadctheatrekids that's what I'm calling the Caine/MovieFone ship by the way
The text conversation gently fades, centering on Caine talking on a 90's era telephone handset. "H-hey uh... sorry to call you out of the blue like this, but I..." [he looks downwards.] "No, nothing-- nothing's wrong. Yeah, the circus is doing great! Heh..." [his expression becomes mournful and pleading.] "I just... I just wanted to hear your voice." "Oh!" [he brightens up considerably.] "Oh, would you? Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that..." Caine's expression is bittersweet as someone else's voice comes booming over the line. "HELLO, AND WELCOME TO MOVIEFONE! IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE MOVIE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE, PRESS 1..." at the bottom of the comic, Caine's expression turns outraged as he says, "No, I'm not putting Bubble on the phone!"
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
this comic has apparently been the cause of several deaths on tiktok #tadc #tadcjax #tadcfunnybunny
Jax, a lavender bunny from the amazing digital circus, sits silenly, looking sullen and annoyed. Then he takes a deep breath and lets it out, smiling, and begins to sing the song "Daisy Bell:" Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do... As he continues the song, he goes through a variety of expressions, ranging from suave to deranged to punch-drunk, before shifting to a happy expression. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... Jax continues singing; a slightly different angle reveals that he is actually sitting against a door with his knees drawn up to his chest. His happy expression begins to slip, and though he tries to hold it together, his voice begins to crack and waver as he reaches the second to last line of the song. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage-- But you'll look sweet... ... upon... the seat... The comic abruptly shifts to full color, revealing Jax sitting against Pomni's door. The icon on her door, crossed out in red, indicates she's abstracted. Jax's expression is melancholy, and he can only sing a few more lines of the song: of a bicycle built for...
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
I’ll finish this animatic one day I promise #tadc #tadcjax
Jax in a very skimpy Chippendales like outfit holding a tray with three pink cocktails on it and wearing an expression it was pure murder. Tending bar in the background, Zooble waves.
December 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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All the Boodles so far
Boo boo asleep and snoring. Boo boo very grumpy. Boo boo opening one red-lidded eye as she’s told what a sweet baby bear she is. Boo boo making baby eyes when someone greets her.
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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More silly doodles from the fft group chat #finalfantasytactics
Argath Thadalfus as the Tragic Eyes Cat Meme, woefully meowing “m-my sord……”
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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@razzek.bsky.social sorry it took me so long to provide any alt text! #tadc #tadcjax
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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A quick animation I made for @inkoherent.bsky.social the other day
December 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
Who was writing emails at dawn of time? Arthur Dent?
sketchesbyboze.bsky.social Boze the Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 14d
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
[wailing like a toddler who wants the Barbie AND the hotwheels toys]
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
I feel the exact same way about crisis core
inkoherent.bsky.social yo it's inky @inkoherent.bsky.social · 13d
digimon world 2 is NOT a good game.

still love it. i feel comfy playing it hehe
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
I’m in this!!
jetjetdurai.bsky.social FFXVI in Ivalice playthrough but Mustadio MVP @jetjetdurai.bsky.social · 15d
The #FFT Fan anthology ✨Onion Knights and All✨ is finished! This free digital zine features work by 10 participants, exploring the lives of generic units that players come across in the game! #OnionKnightAntholo

📜 Carrd: fftonions.carrd.co#distribution
📜 Gdrive: drive.google.com/file/d/1O6CI...
Cover preview for Onion Knights and All, a Final Fantasy Tactics Fanwork Anthology Focusing on Generic Units, December 2025 Mastering Fundamentals by Pompi Letters From the Road by Jack Daniels Mizutani Five Among our Guard by CorpseBrigadier Helping Hand by mimirumiruuuu Time is MOney by WhiteCat Rooftop Reflections by Inkoherent Celestial Stasis by Keyk To My Dearest Friend by Elmina
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
suicidesauce.bsky.social
Fire whoever designed your UI
December 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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I drew evil Caine and Evil Pomni too but can’t post them because they’re Offensive
Gangle, Ragatha and Pomni dressed for a night out on the town. Hi, I’m evil Gangle! Vaccines cause autism! Jax with his hands tied above his head, wearing a strap on with an ear of corn on it. Written on his chest is “I heart consent.” Jax: brig… are you a Ragatha? Zooble: definitely not. Jax: c’maaawn
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM