Jack Daniels Mizutani
@suicidesauce.bsky.social
Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
this isn't car and driver but Papa also did work in the record business as a photographer and a... promoter? I think? I'm really tired right now
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
this isn't car and driver but Papa also did work in the record business as a photographer and a... promoter? I think? I'm really tired right now
Seb is getting into photography, and after I got him a point and shoot digital camera to play with, I mentioned that everyone in my immediate family is a photographer to some degree (like, had their work featured in galleries and magazines and stuff. Papa did a bunch of work for Car and Driver).
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Seb is getting into photography, and after I got him a point and shoot digital camera to play with, I mentioned that everyone in my immediate family is a photographer to some degree (like, had their work featured in galleries and magazines and stuff. Papa did a bunch of work for Car and Driver).
(this is actually my fall-back postcard design for december in case I'm too tired/stressed/in jail to whip up something else.)
ANYWAY, Puppy from "A Crown of Oleander." Revolutionaries fed his sister to starving dogs :) I work on this story whenever I hate my life a lot and want to die.
ANYWAY, Puppy from "A Crown of Oleander." Revolutionaries fed his sister to starving dogs :) I work on this story whenever I hate my life a lot and want to die.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
(this is actually my fall-back postcard design for december in case I'm too tired/stressed/in jail to whip up something else.)
ANYWAY, Puppy from "A Crown of Oleander." Revolutionaries fed his sister to starving dogs :) I work on this story whenever I hate my life a lot and want to die.
ANYWAY, Puppy from "A Crown of Oleander." Revolutionaries fed his sister to starving dogs :) I work on this story whenever I hate my life a lot and want to die.
hangin' out on youtube again
![a youtube conversation between Jaydee and a random unfortunate stranger. Jaydee: I really miss when drinks came in glass bottles. I know plastic is safer and probably way less expensive, but as a compulsive collector of containers I always love something I can rinse out and then keep pennies in. So-be briefly had a line of drinks... [the comment is clipped there for length.] reply from aquarius thompson: how is drinks in plastic safer than drinks in glass? [exasperated face emoji] jaydee: ah. you may be too young to remember when drinks came in glass bottles, so you aren't aware of the risks they posed. you see, when glass cracky break it become pointy sharp, and that can make boo boo ouchies the pointy sharp pokey-pokes your lil skins. An old-timey singer named Annie Lennox wrote a song about the phenomenon, titled "Walkin on Broken Glass," where, because of the censorship and societal pressures of the time, she cleverly used the lines "walkin on walkin on broken glass" to symbolize the act of walking on broken glass. life is amazing. you learn something new each day!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:krp7b4k45rvdhkkdjlgiudpp/bafkreicjc3p7weh4zpm7qffjotckhpmtfe5wdyztvgzy64jofqzouqywky@jpeg)
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
hangin' out on youtube again
I don't wanna tell you how to do your job, Sam's Dad, I dropped out of college to become a prostitute, but as one of those people who depends on those protections I know and accept it's socialism (which is good and I like it).
The American people need protection from those who seek to exploit the workers for every last penny.
Some decry this view as "socialism."
I call it fair.
Some decry this view as "socialism."
I call it fair.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don't wanna tell you how to do your job, Sam's Dad, I dropped out of college to become a prostitute, but as one of those people who depends on those protections I know and accept it's socialism (which is good and I like it).
this is the kind of shit they send you home with at the food pantry
Does anybody need some dehydrated water?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
Perhaps a boneless orange?
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this is the kind of shit they send you home with at the food pantry
Reposted by Jack Daniels Mizutani
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
I don’t know who the fuck this is. I was trying to find information on whether puffins were endangered.
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I don’t know who the fuck this is. I was trying to find information on whether puffins were endangered.
I'm hungry but can't eat, tired but can't sleep. Tried drawing, jacking, watching a movie, working on writing, adding random shit to the Amazon wishlist. Nothing can shift the stress and the depression. I can't even use one of my usual descriptive similes to tell you what it feels like.
sigh.
sigh.
November 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I'm hungry but can't eat, tired but can't sleep. Tried drawing, jacking, watching a movie, working on writing, adding random shit to the Amazon wishlist. Nothing can shift the stress and the depression. I can't even use one of my usual descriptive similes to tell you what it feels like.
sigh.
sigh.
The asmr isn’t fucking working
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
The asmr isn’t fucking working
Life is stupid
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Life is stupid
Owosso r u ok
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Owosso r u ok
stop asking how Rufus survived I TOLD YOU HE JUST DOES, OKAY? HE JUST DOES. Now pay attention to-- LOOK IT'S RULE OF COOL ALRIGHT I KNOW YOU CAN'T LIFT A MOTORCYCLE USING ONLY YOUR THIGHS
My love language is making you watch a movie I’ve made part of my personality and then quietly seething at you as you gradually lose interest and begin to play on your phone more and more
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
stop asking how Rufus survived I TOLD YOU HE JUST DOES, OKAY? HE JUST DOES. Now pay attention to-- LOOK IT'S RULE OF COOL ALRIGHT I KNOW YOU CAN'T LIFT A MOTORCYCLE USING ONLY YOUR THIGHS
I’m GOING to make it work
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I’m GOING to make it work
The red crown and jewelry clashes with his hair but they have to be red it’s *symbolic*
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The red crown and jewelry clashes with his hair but they have to be red it’s *symbolic*
I think Dr. Oz should be eaten alive by crabs but at least he went over, probably for optics but he did *turn.*
47 should also be eaten by crabs but I want him to die of sepsis first
47 should also be eaten by crabs but I want him to die of sepsis first
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I think Dr. Oz should be eaten alive by crabs but at least he went over, probably for optics but he did *turn.*
47 should also be eaten by crabs but I want him to die of sepsis first
47 should also be eaten by crabs but I want him to die of sepsis first
Ooo he pretty, he a pretty boi
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ooo he pretty, he a pretty boi
in the dream (I can't remember what the rest of the dream was about honestly): "I learned THAT technique from a little book called, THE HATCHET."
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
in the dream (I can't remember what the rest of the dream was about honestly): "I learned THAT technique from a little book called, THE HATCHET."
The scream that she scrumpt
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The scream that she scrumpt
Probably more than 20 years ago someone made a post describing how to write Gambit’s accent in fanfic with the example “ah’m so ‘ongry, dat Wolverine et all mah pie.” And now every single time I am hungry, Gambit speaks to me across the ages
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Probably more than 20 years ago someone made a post describing how to write Gambit’s accent in fanfic with the example “ah’m so ‘ongry, dat Wolverine et all mah pie.” And now every single time I am hungry, Gambit speaks to me across the ages
That’s fucking bullshit man I cannot fucking believe this fucking website would do that it’s fucking disgusting and heinous almost as disgusting and fucking bullshit as my stupid bitch mom and her Dipshit husband both of whom are whores and cunts send tweet
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
That’s fucking bullshit man I cannot fucking believe this fucking website would do that it’s fucking disgusting and heinous almost as disgusting and fucking bullshit as my stupid bitch mom and her Dipshit husband both of whom are whores and cunts send tweet
Food stamps day (the first of two we usually get). We have donated funds to cover a large portion of our grocery bill (thanks guys!) but calling the SNAP balance line and hearing “your balance is, zero, dollars and, zero, cents” is chilling.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Food stamps day (the first of two we usually get). We have donated funds to cover a large portion of our grocery bill (thanks guys!) but calling the SNAP balance line and hearing “your balance is, zero, dollars and, zero, cents” is chilling.