Jack Daniels Mizutani
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Jack Daniels Mizutani
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Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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This was drawn on a white background but I really like the way it looks with the black background. It belongs in a dusty gilt frame at your grandma‘s house.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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A friend from middle school found these random pictures of me in an old storage box. Neither of us could really figure out what they were doing there, but here’s me when I was 11
A student ID from Parras Middle School in Redondo Beach. My dead name is spelled wrong. I’m a witch in a black dress and hat! Me and my older brother, and our mom, George Clooney
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Finch is sleeping with his dick out again
A screenshot of a cartoon finch wearing a rainbow shirt and a pink hat with a mysterious dick shaped appendage between its legs
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Generally I don’t like bugs but skippers are kind of cute with their giant eyes
A drawing of a skipper moth, perched atop a crumpled piece of paper with random parts of a letter on it
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Not feeling up too much today, here are some plants I drew
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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this isn't car and driver but Papa also did work in the record business as a photographer and a... promoter? I think? I'm really tired right now
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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jaydee: do you like picking things? Sabra: ye. I like filtering stuff down; a week ago I spent time listening to the history of categorization and the scientific use of classification, because one, I like doing it a lot, and two I've realized that it's an extremely vital first step for almost every task, interest, or endeavor I take... because if I don't do it and/or if I lack a starting point or general direction overall, usually because I don't already have a routine in place for approaching the subject matter, I get locked up on account of oh god there's way too much stimulation to process at once. Jaydee: I love you so much. you're so meticulous and careful. I was talking about a bunch of ingrown hairs on my ass that I can't reach. sabra: Us in a nutshell LMAO
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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(this is actually my fall-back postcard design for december in case I'm too tired/stressed/in jail to whip up something else.)

ANYWAY, Puppy from "A Crown of Oleander." Revolutionaries fed his sister to starving dogs :) I work on this story whenever I hate my life a lot and want to die.
a young man with long, unkempt reddish hair stares ahead with an empty-eyed, hollow expression, as if wearing a mask. he is wearing a red kokoshnik-- a style of headwear typically only seen on women-- embroidered with a pattern of white oleander flowers, spiky green leaves of the same plant, and orange poisonous berries. a large, heavy ruby and diamond earring in the shape of a teardrop hangs from his right ear, and several strings of pearls as well as an ornate gold and garnet necklace are around his neck. Above the necklaces and clashing with the elegance of the rest of his accessories is a thick, heavy leather dog collar. on his right cheek, nearly invisible, is the track of a single tear. the text reads: crown of oleander.
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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hangin' out on youtube again
a youtube conversation between Jaydee and a random unfortunate stranger. Jaydee: I really miss when drinks came in glass bottles. I know plastic is safer and probably way less expensive, but as a compulsive collector of containers I always love something I can rinse out and then keep pennies in. So-be briefly had a line of drinks... [the comment is clipped there for length.] reply from aquarius thompson: how is drinks in plastic safer than drinks in glass? [exasperated face emoji] jaydee: ah. you may be too young to remember when drinks came in glass bottles, so you aren't aware of the risks they posed. you see, when glass cracky break it become pointy sharp, and that can make boo boo ouchies the pointy sharp pokey-pokes your lil skins. An old-timey singer named Annie Lennox wrote a song about the phenomenon, titled "Walkin on Broken Glass," where, because of the censorship and societal pressures of the time, she cleverly used the lines "walkin on walkin on broken glass" to symbolize the act of walking on broken glass. life is amazing. you learn something new each day!
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome

Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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I don’t know who the fuck this is. I was trying to find information on whether puffins were endangered.
How would Tanjiro kiss you? AI overview. Tanjiro would likely be gentle and Ernest in a kiss, with a gentle, protective nature. He would be very considerate of your feelings and comfort making it a loving and respectful moment. If it were an accidental kiss he would likely be apologetic and a bit awkward showing his genuine care for you. Gentle and loving: his kisses would be gentle affectionate and reassuring, mirroring the comforting and protective nature of his hugs. Considerate: he would be highly attentive to your comfort and likely you wouldn’t initiate anything that would make you uncomfortable. Ernest: he would approach the kiss with sincerity and genuine emotion, making it a meaningful experience. possibly awkward: if you were nervous or the kiss was a first time experience, he might be a bit awkward, as he is generally quite earnest and not used being casual about intimate moments, according to Wattpad. AI responses may include mistakes.
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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The asmr isn’t fucking working
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Life is stupid
Supreme Court issues emergency order to block full snap food aid payments
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Owosso r u ok
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I’m GOING to make it work
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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The red crown and jewelry clashes with his hair but they have to be red it’s *symbolic*
November 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Ooo he pretty, he a pretty boi
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Wip
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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The scream that she scrumpt
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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News anchor on ironically wears iconic “Clueless” blazer while reporting on horrible tragedy, this writer wonders if 90s nostalgia has gone too far
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Is that the name we’re going with?
A screenshot of a menu item that is called “Schweetz red velvet holes cup.” it is a clear plastic cup filled with donut holes.
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Uh-huh.
A screenshot of a news clip which reads, firefighter saves cat, 10 PM cat rescued by firefighter. The image in the screenshot is of the man’s tattoo, which reads all cats are beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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A screenshot of a person who looks vaguely like Lee paces character Thranduil in The Hobbit movies laying back with their eyes closed and hair spread out over a pillow while someone else stands over them. The text reads, ASMR soft spoken dreamy micro attention of the neck, ears face and hair for sleep music and rain version Thranduil, just and stern King of Mirkwood, let his pride keep him from relinquishing his reign and returning to the Undying Lands. How sweet were those scant handfuls of years spent clinging to power, O Lord of the Wood, and did that power cling long to your fingers, or did desperation lick them clean in your final days among the mortal men? For now, a mortal and ordinary death has come to claim you, you who were never meant to taste its sour tang, and here now you lay in this random ASMR video
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM