Jack Daniels Mizutani
@suicidesauce.bsky.social
Artist, writer, last of a dying breed of internet trolls. Check out patreon.com/suicidesauce , donate through ko-fi.com/suicidesauce , or attempt to find me on tiktok.
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Hi my name is Jack Daniels "Jaydee" Mizutani and I've always been like this, you're welcome
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
Nutrition Facts: I have more diagnoses than dicks and I've got at least five dicks currently so my username can be whatever I want
"Come on, come down from there! What will killing yourself even solve?! Oh, they-- they have an itemized list. This is nice paper, it-- and it's scented, wow, how did you know sandalwood is my favorite fr-- GET BACK HERE"
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"Come on, come down from there! What will killing yourself even solve?! Oh, they-- they have an itemized list. This is nice paper, it-- and it's scented, wow, how did you know sandalwood is my favorite fr-- GET BACK HERE"
Breaking: James Donald David Bowman Hamel dot dot Vance attempts to kill two more people
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Breaking: James Donald David Bowman Hamel dot dot Vance attempts to kill two more people
Well I was talking about a vibrator so I can’t really put that in the living room, not because my dad would be embarrassed, but because the dog would chew on it
Yeah if they do anything but have the charging light change color it's getting jammed into a living room socket
November 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well I was talking about a vibrator so I can’t really put that in the living room, not because my dad would be embarrassed, but because the dog would chew on it
It annoys me when people say things like “I’m so annoying, it’s so funny that anyone puts up with me because I’m so super annoying.” You have never, ever in your life, met someone more annoying than me. I drive people fukken bonkers yonkers.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It annoys me when people say things like “I’m so annoying, it’s so funny that anyone puts up with me because I’m so super annoying.” You have never, ever in your life, met someone more annoying than me. I drive people fukken bonkers yonkers.
This was drawn on a white background but I really like the way it looks with the black background. It belongs in a dusty gilt frame at your grandma‘s house.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
This was drawn on a white background but I really like the way it looks with the black background. It belongs in a dusty gilt frame at your grandma‘s house.
A friend from middle school found these random pictures of me in an old storage box. Neither of us could really figure out what they were doing there, but here’s me when I was 11
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A friend from middle school found these random pictures of me in an old storage box. Neither of us could really figure out what they were doing there, but here’s me when I was 11
Minerals! Everything is quartz!
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Minerals! Everything is quartz!
Spontaneous emission, stimulated emission and pumping sound like something I could severely jerk off to but it just has to do with lasers which I can only moderately jerk off to.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Spontaneous emission, stimulated emission and pumping sound like something I could severely jerk off to but it just has to do with lasers which I can only moderately jerk off to.
Finch is sleeping with his dick out again
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Finch is sleeping with his dick out again
Dear makers of stuff: please do not make your device blink while charging. Love, somebody with autism who has to cover all of their electronics with socks
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Dear makers of stuff: please do not make your device blink while charging. Love, somebody with autism who has to cover all of their electronics with socks
Generally I don’t like bugs but skippers are kind of cute with their giant eyes
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Generally I don’t like bugs but skippers are kind of cute with their giant eyes
I gotta stop reposting stuff with no commentary, people are going to forget that I’m annoying and not funny
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I gotta stop reposting stuff with no commentary, people are going to forget that I’m annoying and not funny
FUCK YOU YOU’LL NEVER GET ME TO LOVE DISNEY WONDER AND WE ALL KNOW THE OURANG MEDAN HAD SOME KIND OF CURSE ON IT
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
FUCK YOU YOU’LL NEVER GET ME TO LOVE DISNEY WONDER AND WE ALL KNOW THE OURANG MEDAN HAD SOME KIND OF CURSE ON IT
Who the fuck is this? I can’t even share a blanket with someone sleeping in the same bed. I can barely share a bed. I hate sharing a room. Get out of my house
Couples who say that snuggling up and reading the same book at the same time together is romantic have never actually tried it. It's infuriating. My boyfriend reads so slowly. By the time he finishes one page, I could have read three. Nah, individual reading only from now on.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Who the fuck is this? I can’t even share a blanket with someone sleeping in the same bed. I can barely share a bed. I hate sharing a room. Get out of my house
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At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
November 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
At 16 I did a part time job in a new supermarket. I asked who counts the people. Blank looks. "For the millionth customer prize," I explained. A colleague explained they just pick a photogenic person for a news story. That's when I realised there will never be justice.
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D&D Capybaras!
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
D&D Capybaras!
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My wife thinks I left my last job for mental health reasons but actually I was fired. A colleague was off sick but had something I needed in their locker. I picked it open using the skills I'd learnt from LockPickingLawyer on YouTube and was caught on CCTV
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
My wife thinks I left my last job for mental health reasons but actually I was fired. A colleague was off sick but had something I needed in their locker. I picked it open using the skills I'd learnt from LockPickingLawyer on YouTube and was caught on CCTV
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"And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit"
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit"
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"And some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit"
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit"
Reposted by Jack Daniels Mizutani
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
Not feeling up too much today, here are some plants I drew
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not feeling up too much today, here are some plants I drew
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Trying to raise enough money to move out of Cowtown. I only have 3 weeks so any help is appreciated!
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www.gofundme.com/f/help-razz-...
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Hello! I'm Razz, a blind artist and Colorado native.
I've been trying to mov… Razz Terizzi needs your support for Help Razz Move to Accessible Housing
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November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Trying to raise enough money to move out of Cowtown. I only have 3 weeks so any help is appreciated!
www.gofundme.com/f/help-razz-...
www.gofundme.com/f/help-razz-...