James
@puddlejumper011.bsky.social
Just a guy trying to get the good ending.
"Enjoy every sandwich." - Warren Zevon
"Enjoy every sandwich." - Warren Zevon
Me: Yo Landlord, would you please fix these water leaks that have been going on for a week now?
Landlord: Best I can do is raise rent $125/month and offer a vague plan as to when we'll fix that... Also rent's due, so please pay.
Parasites.
Landlord: Best I can do is raise rent $125/month and offer a vague plan as to when we'll fix that... Also rent's due, so please pay.
Parasites.
February 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Me: Yo Landlord, would you please fix these water leaks that have been going on for a week now?
Landlord: Best I can do is raise rent $125/month and offer a vague plan as to when we'll fix that... Also rent's due, so please pay.
Parasites.
Landlord: Best I can do is raise rent $125/month and offer a vague plan as to when we'll fix that... Also rent's due, so please pay.
Parasites.
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Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
January 24, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Nuremberg trials for ICE is the moderate position
So this is what the volume knob's for...
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So this is what the volume knob's for...
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
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Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way
Chop the Dog deserves more love and respect than Charlie fucking Kirk ever will.
Even We Rate Dogs is writing anti-ICE screeds after they killed a dog for no reason entering someone's house to look for Anne Frank.
Rest In Power, Chop.
Rest In Power, Chop.
October 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Chop the Dog deserves more love and respect than Charlie fucking Kirk ever will.
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aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage
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Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
theonion.com
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
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Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"
Trump says he’s ordering the release of all government records on Amelia Earhart.
September 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"
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If you're the naked guy driving on 279 right now, the cops are too busy to look for you. Be free, King.
September 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If you're the naked guy driving on 279 right now, the cops are too busy to look for you. Be free, King.
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Cartoon ass country
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Cartoon ass country
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Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Workers under cover of night removed a rainbow crosswalk outside of the former Pulse nightclub, apparently as part of state and federal transportation officials’ aim to wipe “political banners” from public roadways. www.orlandosentinel.com/2025/08/21/r...
Rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub removed overnight
“We did everything according to state law, everything was compliant,” said Patty Sheehan, the city’s first openly gay elected official. “FDOT never moves that quickly with anything.R…
www.orlandosentinel.com
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Their memorials are history. Ours are political. Because as always, there are two sexualities - straight, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
Two genders - male, and political.
Two religions - Christian, and political.
Two races - white, and political.
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"Everything we've been doing for the past 30 years was a kind of warm-up for the moment we're in."
Jeffrey Goldberg interviews the Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey about punk, politics, and Donald Trump:
Jeffrey Goldberg interviews the Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey about punk, politics, and Donald Trump:
Ken Casey: ‘I’m Not Going to Shut Up’
A conversation with the Dropkick Murphys front man about punk, politics, and Donald Trump
bit.ly
July 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
"Everything we've been doing for the past 30 years was a kind of warm-up for the moment we're in."
Jeffrey Goldberg interviews the Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey about punk, politics, and Donald Trump:
Jeffrey Goldberg interviews the Dropkick Murphys front man Ken Casey about punk, politics, and Donald Trump:
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If anyone reading this is so fucking stupid as to think this meant for immigrants there is zero hope for you.
July 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
If anyone reading this is so fucking stupid as to think this meant for immigrants there is zero hope for you.
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Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
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theonion.com/peter-t...
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Peter Thiel Shows Trump How To Sort Spreadsheet Of Americans By Ethnicity
theonion.com/peter-t...
theonion.com/peter-t...
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When I see Elon Musk and Trump insulting each other I don’t think “Haha yes” I think “those men shut down soup kitchens and many babies and children died as a result”
July 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
When I see Elon Musk and Trump insulting each other I don’t think “Haha yes” I think “those men shut down soup kitchens and many babies and children died as a result”
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A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons: "If you look before January 20, and even after January 20, the men & women of ICE did not have to have masks on their face. Me personally, I don't want those officers having to wear masks bc it's hot, it's dangerous. But ICE agents are being doxxed at a horrible rate"
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone.
Pigs gonna pig.
Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."
June 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pigs gonna pig.
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Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop
"Put your hands behind your back."
"I'm trying, you have to let go of them first."
"I'm trying, you have to let go of them first."
June 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yeah it's really something to see a U.S. senator being hit with the same impossible compliance demands that the cops scream at people before shooting them during a stop
Can't wait for this chud to ask his "computerized superintelligence" what the meaning of life is.
Meta to announce $15bn investment in bid to achieve computerised ‘superintelligence’
Meta to announce $15bn investment in bid to achieve computerised ‘superintelligence’
Mark Zuckerberg expected to announce Meta will buy 49% stake in Scale AI as race to dominate AI market speeds up
Meta is to announce a $15bn (£11bn) bid to achieve computerised “superintelligence”, according to multiple reports.
The Silicon Valley race to dominate artificial intelligence is speeding up despite the patchy performance of many existing AI systems. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
June 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Can't wait for this chud to ask his "computerized superintelligence" what the meaning of life is.