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i draw & write! it's cringe hours 24/7 over here. she/they.
is this a safe space. ranking gary oldman high on a list of sexy draculas: WRONG. christopher lee 👍
April 16, 2025 at 12:20 PM
is this a safe space. ranking gary oldman high on a list of sexy draculas: WRONG. christopher lee 👍
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I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
March 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches
set my work laptop on the corner of my dresser and then tried to bend over to pick something up off the ground but only succeeded in whacking my temple on the corner of the laptop. proprioceptors 0 my immediate surroundings 10000
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
set my work laptop on the corner of my dresser and then tried to bend over to pick something up off the ground but only succeeded in whacking my temple on the corner of the laptop. proprioceptors 0 my immediate surroundings 10000
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I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
March 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'd like to announce that I'm pivoting to media criticism. Here is my critique of the media. It sucks ass. Having registered this critique I'm now pivoting back to songs about the true nature of prophecy & books where there was maybe a ghost but you're not entirely sure
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Are they like memorializing the Bond franchise because Amazon bought it and it's gonna suck shit from now on
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Are they like memorializing the Bond franchise because Amazon bought it and it's gonna suck shit from now on
i cant stop thinking abt isabella rossellini wearing blue velvet to the oscars. im going insane im so sad
March 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i cant stop thinking abt isabella rossellini wearing blue velvet to the oscars. im going insane im so sad
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on one side: piña coladas, health food, yoga, champagne. all controllable variables. on the other, "getting caught in the rain," which you can't fairly do on purpose. by definition an inconvenience. this is the only one on the narrator's list I buy; as a kink it rings true. the rest is obfuscation
February 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
on one side: piña coladas, health food, yoga, champagne. all controllable variables. on the other, "getting caught in the rain," which you can't fairly do on purpose. by definition an inconvenience. this is the only one on the narrator's list I buy; as a kink it rings true. the rest is obfuscation
about to enter a permanent stage of crashing out. you guys wish you had my level of crashing out expertise. they call me the crash out king
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
about to enter a permanent stage of crashing out. you guys wish you had my level of crashing out expertise. they call me the crash out king
love when i look at reviews for a fragrance and everyone's like "this is NOT for everyday wear!!" brother im wearing that shit to wegmans
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
love when i look at reviews for a fragrance and everyone's like "this is NOT for everyday wear!!" brother im wearing that shit to wegmans
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tim robinson, my hero
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
tim robinson, my hero
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"The commercial - which was supposed to showcase Gemini's abilities - was created to be broadcast during the Super Bowl.
It showed the tool helping a cheesemonger in Wisconsin write a product description by informing him Gouda accounts for '50 to 60 percent of global cheese consumption'."
It showed the tool helping a cheesemonger in Wisconsin write a product description by informing him Gouda accounts for '50 to 60 percent of global cheese consumption'."
Google remakes Super Bowl ad after AI cheese gaffe
Its Gemini tool wildly overestimated global gouda consumption in ad that was meant to show off its capabilities.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"The commercial - which was supposed to showcase Gemini's abilities - was created to be broadcast during the Super Bowl.
It showed the tool helping a cheesemonger in Wisconsin write a product description by informing him Gouda accounts for '50 to 60 percent of global cheese consumption'."
It showed the tool helping a cheesemonger in Wisconsin write a product description by informing him Gouda accounts for '50 to 60 percent of global cheese consumption'."
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I’m a part time librarian and I just want to echo what I’ve seen other librarians say recently: there is a HUGE uptick in requests for social justice, climate justice, abolition, history, etc books and I just want to say nobody is giving up the fight. If anything people are fighting harder #library
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I’m a part time librarian and I just want to echo what I’ve seen other librarians say recently: there is a HUGE uptick in requests for social justice, climate justice, abolition, history, etc books and I just want to say nobody is giving up the fight. If anything people are fighting harder #library
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I’m packing herb-bean boxes and have you ever thought about the spelling:
alfalfa
Just look at it, that’s a woody word , so balanced, a round öot slant rhyme pseudo-palindrome of a word
alfalfa
Just look at it, that’s a woody word , so balanced, a round öot slant rhyme pseudo-palindrome of a word
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’m packing herb-bean boxes and have you ever thought about the spelling:
alfalfa
Just look at it, that’s a woody word , so balanced, a round öot slant rhyme pseudo-palindrome of a word
alfalfa
Just look at it, that’s a woody word , so balanced, a round öot slant rhyme pseudo-palindrome of a word
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feeling deeply vindicated by this as a rosehead. woody or spicy or powdery or jammy hand them over!!! if you think it's only for your grandma you're a COWARD
I know Bluesky is hot for my fragrance takes so be advised I am all-in on rose rn. today a sample of the wonderful Opus XII Rose Incense from Amouage. travel spray decant of the divine Hollyrose by Room 1015 in the wings to carry me into the bower of dreams. Killian's Roses on Ice cashed
February 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
feeling deeply vindicated by this as a rosehead. woody or spicy or powdery or jammy hand them over!!! if you think it's only for your grandma you're a COWARD
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Heads up, the Biden-Harris White House websites are now archived! If you have an old link that gives an error, you can delete the www . whitehouse in the link (be sure to remove the www) and replace with bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ [rest of your link]
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ostp/news-up...
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ostp/news-up...
FACT SHEET: Climate and Energy Implications of Crypto-Assets in the United States | OSTP | The White House
Climate change is one of the most pressing problems confronting our nation and our world, and President Biden has taken bold steps to address it with legislation and policy. Among the President’s comm...
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Heads up, the Biden-Harris White House websites are now archived! If you have an old link that gives an error, you can delete the www . whitehouse in the link (be sure to remove the www) and replace with bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ [rest of your link]
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ostp/news-up...
bidenwhitehouse.archives.gov/ostp/news-up...
truly the only option in the wake of lynch's death is to get weirder. i'm still working out how but i'm determined to do it
January 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
truly the only option in the wake of lynch's death is to get weirder. i'm still working out how but i'm determined to do it
molly finally showed me saw the other night and now my brain keeps generating silly things john kramer would put me in a saw trap over. this morning's entry is "listening to the smiths"
January 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
molly finally showed me saw the other night and now my brain keeps generating silly things john kramer would put me in a saw trap over. this morning's entry is "listening to the smiths"
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why do straight men get so mad about female playable characters in video games? i thought they loved manipulating women.
December 21, 2024 at 4:51 AM
why do straight men get so mad about female playable characters in video games? i thought they loved manipulating women.
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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
I have to take an annual fire safety training for work, and I am reminded that I asked some of the folks who manage these things how they evacuate the NICU and apparently they have vests you can load up with babies
December 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
my boss: and the other one
me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]
now WHY did we decide to watch phantom menace for the second half of movie night (the answer is we aren't well)
December 7, 2024 at 3:21 AM
now WHY did we decide to watch phantom menace for the second half of movie night (the answer is we aren't well)
i receive an invite to ANOTHER training meeting for a task thats pretty self-explanatory and i have to recite the Litany Against Getting Mad At Work. i must not get mad at work. getting mad at work is the mind-killer.
December 6, 2024 at 6:11 PM
i receive an invite to ANOTHER training meeting for a task thats pretty self-explanatory and i have to recite the Litany Against Getting Mad At Work. i must not get mad at work. getting mad at work is the mind-killer.
what the fuck i don't want to ""work"" they should be paying me to watch succession. $21/hr to look at shiv roy in her backless dress and say I Think I Huave Covid please
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 PM
what the fuck i don't want to ""work"" they should be paying me to watch succession. $21/hr to look at shiv roy in her backless dress and say I Think I Huave Covid please