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This is an impeachable statement. It should be a career-ending scandal to avoid a question, especially one of grave import and consequence, by claiming ignorance about the most basic fundamental aspect of your job.
Suddenly republicans have forgotten what the constitution says 🤷🏼 🇺🇸
January 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
One thing that’d be cool about playable Lea in Fraymakers is that having two grown women on the playable roster means they can finally yuri

I guess you can do that now anyway, with like, her, Watcher, and/or Lady Luck
January 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
how do people even like Silver
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 AM
imagine you tell your dad you wanna make animated movies like him and then he makes The Boy and the Heron
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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swen seems like a decent dude... he might just need to get off the computer for a bit

also, his assumption that this scoring system if implemented would result in a lessening of his anguish and not, say, his biggest haters getting millions of upvotes, reminds me of this thing i wrote in a blog
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Sometimes you’re all the help you can get
January 28, 2026 at 7:40 AM
y’know if you think about it, Bug Fables is tied with A Hat in Time for most characters in Fraymakers
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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The concept of striking a third time
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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But remember, consenting adults can’t use apps like Patreon to pay for adult content on Apple devices. *That* would be immoral.
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Seeing “(ALL Phases)” in the title had me grinning like the Grinch

youtu.be/9j4xgfEvxbw?...
Unexpectancy (ALL Phases) (Pizza Tower) - GaMetal Remix
YouTube video by GaMetal
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January 28, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Sorry if this sounds like some potterheads grab your wands shitlibbery but being a bad sport about not winning the Nobel Peace Prize is, like, Bowser behavior.
January 28, 2026 at 6:39 AM
gotta say though, if it really is Peppino then animating him with all that Fraymakers shading had to have been insane
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
they even made that post about Fraymakers character 8 being a former assist on Pizza Tower’s anniversary that’s crazy
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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me and oomfs when it's nintendo direct thursday and mom's ordering pizza and my stupid uncle i hate dies
January 28, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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lowkey this is pretty much the entire plot of Birth By Sleep
#KingdomHearts
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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btw if you ever share some clickbait headline with "well what do you expect from [ign/kotaku/polygon]" type commentary i do not trust you. its not like any of you fuckin people actually read the sites
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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and like yeah the marketing has been mismanaged, is fun to riff on, who up wresting their shieldbreaker from enemy wardens etc. but thats not the vibe on youtube. the vibe is really dark. at some point you gotta say what on earth is "good" marketing when this is the audience you have to sell to
January 27, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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lot of very Not Good dynamics going on with the highguard situation but one that fascinates me is how gamers main issue with geoff keighley - who lets be clear is an extremely easy figure to criticise for many material reasons - is personal, visceral betrayal if the announcements arent hype enough
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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kind of strange nobody ripped off Lady Dimitrescu, it’s been like five years. we should be up to our necks in Nine Foot Tall Terrifying Women by now
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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people still bring up the "too much water" line from that one pokemon review despite people generally agreeing the game has too much water
This is fucking insane to me as someone old enough to remember the 8.8 shit show with Twilight Princess

they were trying to create the spirt bomb to kill Jeff Gerstmann
January 28, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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I think what gets under my skin about all the discourse-about-highguard-discourse is that it reveals how these guys care about what reactionary ragebait thumbnail bs other guys say on their yt video podcast, and we're all on the sidelines with blogs and opeds and indie pubs catching all the flak
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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[eyes welling up with proud tears] Little buddy, you're going to be so strong that people are gonna make every protagonist of every subsequent comic and show of your genre shadowbox you for decades to come. And you're gonna win every single time.
January 28, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Try a couple decades of shitty emails ranging from simple insults all the way up to death threats from idiot fanboys who can't handle you giving a game "only" 8/10 and see which one puts more calluses on your soul, dummy. You'd fold in six months or less.
January 28, 2026 at 3:18 AM