Pat Cavanaugh
@pscavanaugh.com
Writer. Sellout. Chicago.
Narrative @ Monoblue Games
Follow for Hazel updates.
https://pscavanaugh.com/writing-portfolio/
Narrative @ Monoblue Games
Follow for Hazel updates.
https://pscavanaugh.com/writing-portfolio/
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Can’t afford therapy? We’re releasing Drywall Eating Simulator on Dec 10th, so get ready for a tasty distraction from the stresses of life.
Wishlist on Steam to get the freshest drywall!
store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...
Wishlist on Steam to get the freshest drywall!
store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Can’t afford therapy? We’re releasing Drywall Eating Simulator on Dec 10th, so get ready for a tasty distraction from the stresses of life.
Wishlist on Steam to get the freshest drywall!
store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...
Wishlist on Steam to get the freshest drywall!
store.steampowered.com/app/3749110/...
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Message me to request whistles, or check out links to get you started on your own whistle operation!
linktr.ee/apwhistles
linktr.ee/apwhistles
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Message me to request whistles, or check out links to get you started on your own whistle operation!
linktr.ee/apwhistles
linktr.ee/apwhistles
I like Pluribus but I do think if I were Pluribus Lady I would have questions for the hive mind, such as “what are other planets like” and “can I go to one”
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I like Pluribus but I do think if I were Pluribus Lady I would have questions for the hive mind, such as “what are other planets like” and “can I go to one”
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Oz Perkins can't keep getting away with making movies
Keeper has real "48 Hour Film Project" energy dressed up with some handsome images www.avclub.com/keeper-review
Oz Perkins spends a long weekend in the woods with the forgettable ghost story Keeper
Oz Perkins' Keeper is a straightforward cabin-in-the-woods two-hander whose big genre pivots are as dull as its rote premise.
www.avclub.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oz Perkins can't keep getting away with making movies
Getting ready to catch the bus in -3 minutes
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Getting ready to catch the bus in -3 minutes
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"Please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong *** It is not law enforcement; it is terror."
Letter from Chicago broadcast veterans: Federal immigration agents have traumatized us and eroded our rights
The fact that some federal immigration forces may be leaving soon is cold comfort given the damage they’ve done.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"Please trust us now when we say that what is happening in the Chicago area is wrong *** It is not law enforcement; it is terror."
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this is beside the point but do any of these weirdos know how to talk normally in an email. like, write a normal sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
this is beside the point but do any of these weirdos know how to talk normally in an email. like, write a normal sentence.
Wait is Bond supposed to be the same guy across every single movie? I thought they just reset for every new actor.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Wait is Bond supposed to be the same guy across every single movie? I thought they just reset for every new actor.
Lots of visible faces!
Border Patrol boss Greg Bovino and other federal immigration agents could be leaving Chicago this week, reports say. blockclubchi.co/4qT41qx
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Lots of visible faces!
Perfect time for the bean to hatch and all the spiders to come out
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Perfect time for the bean to hatch and all the spiders to come out
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These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.
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ATTN ILLINOIS
The only Durbin number accepting voicemails is the Rock Island office: 309.786.5173
I called with this:
1 - Don't cave on the shutdown, you have the momentum don't waste it
2 - How dare you not have a simple way for your constituents to reach you in time-sensitive moments like this.
The only Durbin number accepting voicemails is the Rock Island office: 309.786.5173
I called with this:
1 - Don't cave on the shutdown, you have the momentum don't waste it
2 - How dare you not have a simple way for your constituents to reach you in time-sensitive moments like this.
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
ATTN ILLINOIS
The only Durbin number accepting voicemails is the Rock Island office: 309.786.5173
I called with this:
1 - Don't cave on the shutdown, you have the momentum don't waste it
2 - How dare you not have a simple way for your constituents to reach you in time-sensitive moments like this.
The only Durbin number accepting voicemails is the Rock Island office: 309.786.5173
I called with this:
1 - Don't cave on the shutdown, you have the momentum don't waste it
2 - How dare you not have a simple way for your constituents to reach you in time-sensitive moments like this.
senator @durbin.senate.gov doesn't even take messages which has always pissed me off but man is it really pissing me off right now!
Schumer (NY) 202 224-6542
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
Booker (NJ) 202 224-3224
King (ME) 202 224-5344
Hassan (NH) 202 224-3324
Durbin (IL) 202 224-2152
Ossoff (GA) 202 224-3521
Shaheen (NH) 202 224-2841
Gillibrand (NY) 202 224-4451
Masto (NV) 202 224-3542
Warner (VA) 202 224-2023
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
senator @durbin.senate.gov doesn't even take messages which has always pissed me off but man is it really pissing me off right now!
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The rich guys of the Gilded Age were all assholes, but they all felt the need to at least pretend to be cultured and philanthropic (the existence of Carnegie Hall, for instance). These guys are all boobs who think it's funny when 14-year-old boys say slurs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The rich guys of the Gilded Age were all assholes, but they all felt the need to at least pretend to be cultured and philanthropic (the existence of Carnegie Hall, for instance). These guys are all boobs who think it's funny when 14-year-old boys say slurs.
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Pilsen PUÑO has issued a community wide alert urging vulnerable residents in Pilsen and Little Village to shelter in place due to heavy ICE activity.
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Pilsen PUÑO has issued a community wide alert urging vulnerable residents in Pilsen and Little Village to shelter in place due to heavy ICE activity.
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Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Sorry to do litmus tests but I want candidates who understand and say out loud that the big tech industry is a hive of evil charlatans who get rich pumping poison into the world
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
ChatGPT advised a suicidal young woman on how to take her own life, telling her "If you choose death, I'm with you - till the end, without judging."
I wanted ChatGPT to help me. So why did it advise me how to kill myself?
ChatGPT wrote a woman a suicide note and another AI chatbot role-played sexual acts with children, BBC finds.
www.bbc.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The fact that 30% of our stock market is wrapped up in “help-kids-kill-themselves” technology seems to be an important datapoint in the evolution of late stage capitalism.
Unironically an all-timer performance. RIP.
We are very sorry to hear of the passing of Curtis Webster who played the incredibly patient, just, and fair Judge Szymczyk in The Trial of Tim Heidecker.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Unironically an all-timer performance. RIP.
About to be a lot of sandwich based crimes going forward. Be careful everyone.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
About to be a lot of sandwich based crimes going forward. Be careful everyone.
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I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song
Ellis starting the day off by reading out Carl Sandburg's poem "Chicago" in its entirety.
November 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I want to see Bovino perp walked out of the courtroom to the Sufjan Stevens song
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Ellis begins by quoting from Carl Sandburg's "Chicago": www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...
Chicago
Laughing the stormy, husky, brawling laughter of Youth, half-naked, sweating, proud to be Hog Butcher, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and Freight Handler to the Nation.
www.poetryfoundation.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ellis begins by quoting from Carl Sandburg's "Chicago": www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi...