slow lorax
@pryanberret.bsky.social
Not a sleepy chihuahua mix, here for a bad time.
He/him
He/him
I forget who said it but, after I heard someone describe the Trump dipshits as the worst boomers confronting their own mortality and loss of relevance and torching a path of destruction as they march into nothingness the news everyday makes more sense.
December 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I forget who said it but, after I heard someone describe the Trump dipshits as the worst boomers confronting their own mortality and loss of relevance and torching a path of destruction as they march into nothingness the news everyday makes more sense.
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
Republicans: No, we will not just Shut the Fuck Up And Leave You Alone
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Republicans: No, we will not just Shut the Fuck Up And Leave You Alone
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MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
MY LEGS MY BUSINESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
Do you think Ben Franklin pronounced it “wooder”?
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Do you think Ben Franklin pronounced it “wooder”?
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
HILLIARD, OH—Reluctantly admitting to the table that she might have been too quick to judge, local mother Janet Greenbaum told family members Thursday that she was actually quite impressed by the mann...
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December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners
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remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
Frankly surprised it took this long for Hegseth to commit a war crime though I’m sure he’s really excited to have finally unlocked that achievement.
December 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Frankly surprised it took this long for Hegseth to commit a war crime though I’m sure he’s really excited to have finally unlocked that achievement.
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You're not imagining it: NYC's Citi Bike system costs more to ride than any other major bike-share system in the United States, Canada or Europe — despite astronomical geographic and ridership growth raking in more and more money for Lyft, which operates the program.
Lyft Hoses Citi Bike Riders Compared to Bike-Share in Other Cities: Report - Streetsblog New York City
New York City's Citi Bike system costs more to ride than any other major bike-share system in the United States, Canada or Europe.
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
You're not imagining it: NYC's Citi Bike system costs more to ride than any other major bike-share system in the United States, Canada or Europe — despite astronomical geographic and ridership growth raking in more and more money for Lyft, which operates the program.
I know I’m getting older because my patience has grown exceedingly thin with people who leave their shit in the dryer after it’s done. Bitch, it’s Sunday. I have things to do.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I know I’m getting older because my patience has grown exceedingly thin with people who leave their shit in the dryer after it’s done. Bitch, it’s Sunday. I have things to do.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Definitely the two fattest, baldest, most physically laughable fucking nerds on the planet know alpha
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Definitely the two fattest, baldest, most physically laughable fucking nerds on the planet know alpha
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
this cover fucking whips: youtu.be/q1JYXY15k6E?...
Lucy Dacus - "Dancing in the Dark" (Bruce Springsteen cover)
YouTube video by Lucy Dacus
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this cover fucking whips: youtu.be/q1JYXY15k6E?...
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well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
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Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Mamdani has won more votes than there are people in South Dakota.
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Mamdani has won more votes than the entire population of any of the 5 smallest states.
Man, I get it if New York is not your vibe, but today I voted and rode the bus with my kid to the library and walked home. It isn’t much but it is a life that should be available and affordable for everyone if they want it.
November 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Man, I get it if New York is not your vibe, but today I voted and rode the bus with my kid to the library and walked home. It isn’t much but it is a life that should be available and affordable for everyone if they want it.
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Just had a neighbor say he voted for Mario Cuomo on Sunday because he knows Cuomo and doesn’t know the Indian guy. We’re doing great, y’all.
November 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just had a neighbor say he voted for Mario Cuomo on Sunday because he knows Cuomo and doesn’t know the Indian guy. We’re doing great, y’all.