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prophecy-cat.bsky.social
It's the only way you'll ever get rid of that stuff
mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · May 8
if you want someone to get out of your house ASAP, offer them a cup of tea and then reach way back in the cabinet and serve them that nasty-ass sweet ginger almond or smoked lavender raspberry bullshit you have for some reason.
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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onachtwey.bsky.social
Sehr guter Text.
Tragödie von Crans-Montana: Der Schmerz und die Schuld des Wallis
Kein anderer Kanton der Schweiz erlebt derart viele Katastrophen wie das Wallis. Doch in kollektiver Trauer hat Einsicht wenig Platz. Das hat mit dem Grössenwahn der Bergler zu tun.
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January 8, 2026 at 3:10 PM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
Shipping this to Europe costs as much as the shirt itself but I'm an insane person
scottaukerman.bsky.social Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 12d
On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN: Hollywood’s Good Boy Jack Quaid returns to discuss another movie about the big green guy — SHIN GODZILLA!

Also, our t-shirts make a return to the Kinship store in both colors! Get one before they sell out again!

Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!
The poster for Shin Godzilla, a pic of Jack Quaid, and the SHS logo The Godzilla SHS tshirt
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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hownottodraw.bsky.social
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
a screenshot of text from a website. it reads: The History of the January 1 Birthday The tradition dates back to the early days of organized horse racing, long before electronic timing and online records. Race organizers needed a simple way to group horses by age since a horse’s age often determines what races they can enter. Instead of tracking every horse’s exact birth date (which would have been a logistical nightmare), they decided that all thoroughbreds would share one official birthday: January 1.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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comiccontext.bsky.social
Setting unclear in the panel. A woman from about the 1950s faces us to say to someone off panel, "My God...how much booze did you drink last night?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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hanvoi.bsky.social
Volker Bouffier (CDU) konnte sich nach eigener Aussage bis zum Mord an Walter Lübcke nicht vorstellen, dass Nazis Menschen ermorden.

Der Mann war Innenminister und hat den rechten Terror der 90er und den NSU miterlebt und war bei Hunderten Gedenkstunden zur Shoah es ist einfach nicht auszuhalten.
December 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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cybe.bsky.social
Hallo ihr Mal-und Zeichen-Mausis, ich such nen Buntstift. Und zwar soll der in nem richtig schönen CMYK-Magenta sein. Möglichst leuchtend, kein Neon. Der dem ganzen am nähsten kommt ist der 994 Process Red von Prismacolor. Problem bei den Prisma: die sind hier komplett schlecht zubekommen. 1/2
December 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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schrillmann.bsky.social
du sagst an Feiertagen wünsche ich mir immer kein Single zu sein ich sage aber wie willst du denn in Ruhe Herr der Ringe gucken wenn im Hintergrund jemand seine Bedürfnisse formuliert
December 10, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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peanutscollab.bsky.social
It's now up and ready to view! Check out the link in the bio to read and download the whole thing!
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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linusmisera.bsky.social
macht ihr den nervenzusammenbruch dieses jahr bei eurer familie oder ganz gemütlich zuhause
December 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
Return of the King sounds ominous...
doctorlundi.bsky.social Ricardo Lundi, DPM @doctorlundi.bsky.social · 27d
Friday the 13th. 😑
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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adriandaub.bsky.social
New tagline suggestion:

“CBS News: Please Kill Me Now”
THE Hollywood REPORTER SUBSCRIBE CBS has lined up people like Isabel Brown and Harry Sisson to debate the American dream, Steven Pinker and Ross Douthat to debate the God question, and Liz Plank and Allie Beth Stuckey to debate the feminism question. ADVERTISEMENT
December 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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ceej.online
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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christianstoecker.de
Ich teile normalerweise keine Petitionen. Für diese hier mache ich eine Ausnahme: Die Vertreterinnen und Vertreter der Bundesregierung sollten X endlich geschlossen verlassen.

Bislang 131.000 Stimmen dafür. weact.campact.de/pet...
Screenshot "keine Macht für Oligarchen: Bundesregierung endlich runter von X".
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
🎵🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶🎵
cbbworld.bsky.social Comedy Bang! Bang! World! @cbbworld.bsky.social · Dec 15
Coming in at 2 hours and 19 minutes…it’s the 2025 Holiday Spectacular!!

Ring in the holidays with co-host Jason Mantzoukas, RFK Jr., Krendall, Austin & Tony, Soupsa Claus, Ho Ho the Elf, and an automated call from DeLuca’s Chophouse! Happy holidays from CBB! 🎄
Holiday spectacular selfie number one! With five guests and a host. Selfie number two with six guests and a host!
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Robin Williams' daughter, Zelda Williams, also recently slammed people who are making Al-generated videos of her late father, calling the clips "gross." She added, "To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop pup-peteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it."
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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benteliciousart.bsky.social
Und damit ich nicht mehr hinterher hänge kommt Türchen Nr. 8 direkt dazu! 🥵

#witztürchen
Ein kleiner Bär steht auf alles vieren und guckt ängstlich nach oben. Er schreit: Kugel! Während eine Kugel auf ihn niederfällt. Darüber steht: Wie nennt man einen Bären, der laut „Kugel“ schreit? Kugel-Schrei-Bär!
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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cbbworld.bsky.social
It’s actually happening!!
Crisis on infinite bang bangs is here!
December 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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cbbworld.bsky.social
Happy December — No more joking about I, Robot.
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
I tried to guess before opening the link and not in a million years would I have called that
scalzi.com John Scalzi @scalzi.com · Nov 24
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
What a terrible day for being able to read
aurabogado.bsky.social Aura Bogado @aurabogado.bsky.social · Nov 12
Jeffrey Epstein was developing a series, moderated by @lkrauss1.bsky.social, to bring scientists and celebrities together. The first season would include an episode where "Woody Allen talks about the human condition with Linguist Noam Chomsky."

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November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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comiccontext.bsky.social
#MondayMorning
On the far right of the panel, we see the bottom end of a four post bed with curtains secure around the posts. The bedroom is otherwise empty but faces three curtain windows. Alfred, the faithful butler, is at one set of curtains, opening it wide to let the sunshine in. From the bed, Bruce Wayne narrates: “All too soon sunlight stabs through my eyelids. Barely slept this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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brendannyhan.bsky.social
Outstanding. This entry is a journey.
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
prophecy-cat.bsky.social
AAH!
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM