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properphoenix.bsky.social
@properphoenix.bsky.social
Slay, Cuban, slay
*brat summer "
August 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Your joint m’lady 💨
August 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income
August 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The Confederates always used "state's rights" when it was convenient and the feds to control the states when it wasn't.

We are still fighting the confederates...they weren't punished well enough and they never went away.
August 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Remember, kids
Wage slavery is where you trade your soul for a paycheck, and the only thing rising faster than your bills is your existential dread
#WorkersOfTheWorldUnite
August 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Is This Seat Taken? is out later today on #NintendoSwitch, Steam, and mobile! Play matchmaker for groups of particular people in this puzzle game. Whether it’s the cinema, a bus, or a wedding, every setting introduces characters with pet peeves that make seating them a challenge!
August 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Me except I never post
Thought my last post really bombed until I realized I never posted it.
August 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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I’m watching a live stream
August 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Remember-- if Trump wanted transparency on Epstein, he wouldn't need to gather Vance, Bondi, Patel, Blanche and Wiles tonight to discuss strategy; he would simply release the files. This is what a coverup looks like.
August 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Once you find out someone uses ChatGPT for everything, you know that everything from them is suspect. “Oh man this guy sure is asking a lot of questions in this meeting” then you realize he definitely asked chatGPT to generate a list of questions
August 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Like in a cute way. Good morning! 🩷
August 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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You might think the most dangerous game refers to hunting humans but it is actually putting a baby on your shoulders right after they eat and hoping they don’t vomit directly on your face (I lost)
August 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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I very rarely suffer silently. Good morning! 🩷
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I’m just sitting here brooding, so maybe I should leave my cave.
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Thou shalt believe women.
August 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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So true.
August 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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morning mood
July 31, 2025 at 10:57 AM