Prologue Black
prologueblack.bsky.social
Prologue Black
@prologueblack.bsky.social
Yes it's an anime avatar but honestly you could do worse than a dual-pistol wielding vampire that fights Nazis and the Catholic Church.

Also hello. Not much to this account other than saying what interests me.
I named my fists Mariano Rivera because they'll have you meeting the Sandman
I named my fists universal studios because they are going to leave you like a victim of the classic monsters
I named my fists Schuiten and Peeters because they are going to leave you a shadow of a man.
December 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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WELL, LOOK WHO CURRENTLY SITS AS THE NO. 1 SEED IN THE NFC
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
From everything I know about Virginia (listening to Clipse songs) I'll just keep my hands on 3 and 9 going dum ditty dum ditty dum
THEE number 1 thing you need to know about the commonwealth of Virginia…

Stay on the interstate
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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ahhhh those venture capital interest rates always bite back
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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i've worked hard and gotten the grades and did the essays and mom they let me into Yale and even let me play football and

and now I'm getting my shit kicked in by a bunch of dudes from Ohio with penguins on their helmets
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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...did that man just try to headbutt a ref
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Keys to a Gus Johnson nickname
—not a pun or a reference to anything
—almost catchy, but not quite
—makes you think “oh I didn’t know that was his nickname” and then you google it and nobody has ever called the player that before
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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I’ll break it down another way:

If wait and you don’t get it, the game is over

If you try now and don’t get it, you need two scores

What’s better?
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Frankly just do it again Iowa
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Lmao I've definitely had that one happen to me before this is not a one-off
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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DAWG
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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dawg
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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for both teams
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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man you’re supposed to say “we played well in all three phases of the game”
this is pretty insane LMAOOOOOOO
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Frankly this is the most logical continuation of the "fumble through the endzone is a turnover" rule
REMINDER: if you fumble and the ball goes out of bounds it should be a turnover. protecting the rock is the most important thing and we should punish teams that do not do that.
November 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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keep pushin'
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How about we worry about a proper quel with the books before we worry about a sequel?
November 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nick Cannon every year:
When your dick tells you to do something, don’t reason it out. Don’t ask four friends. Don’t pray about it for six months. Don’t come up with twelve excuses. Just do it. Be obedient to what you hear in your spirit. Your dick is leading you to your place of blessing.
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Voochie Mane" is an incredible name
The Cardiac Bulls have done it again!! VOOCHIE MANE CALLED GAME !!! 👀🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Lmfao the Cardiac Bears man
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The importance of scoring touchdowns instead of field goals
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Me looking in the mailbox as an adult
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 PM