Professor Vibes
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It’s vee_bat from the site formerly known as twitter. She/her. I am a literal professor. Reposts aren’t endorsements
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We're doing some serious contemplating over here
July 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
We're doing some serious contemplating over here
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Maria Farmer reported Epstein to the FBI for child pornography in 1996. Fucking 1996. Fucking FBI did NOTHING until their 2007 investigation where Epstein got a stay at home sweetheart deal thanks to Alex Acosta and other creeps.
From the Epstein files…
Epstein threatening to burn someone’s house down if they revealed he stole photos of young girls and sold them and had other photos taken.
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Epstein threatening to burn someone’s house down if they revealed he stole photos of young girls and sold them and had other photos taken.
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![Complaint Form
FD-71 (Rev. 4-13-92)
NOTE: Hand print names legibly; handwriting satisfactory for remainder.
Indices: ☐ Negative ☐ See below
Subject’s name and aliases:
Jeffrey Epstein
Character of case:
Child pornography
Complainant: ☐ Protect Source
[REDACTED]
Complaint received:
☐ Personal ☑ Telephonic Date ________ Time ________
Address of Subject:
[blank]
Complainant’s address and telephone number:
[REDACTED] (comp)
Race ______ Sex ☐ Male ☐ Female Height ______ Hair ______
Age ______ Weight ______ Eyes ______ Build ______
Scars, marks and other data ______
Birth Date and Birthplace ______
Social Security Number ______
Complexion ______
⸻
Facts of complaint
Complainant stated that she is a professional artist and took pictures of her sisters (12 and 14 yrs) for her own personal art work. EPSTEIN stole the photos and negatives and is believed to have sold the pictures to potential buyers. EPSTEIN at one time requested [REDACTED] to take pictures of young girls at swimming pools. EPSTEIN is now threatening [REDACTED] that if she tells anyone about the photos he will burn her house down.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:t46sqvutibvsmjgwn6r6izve/bafkreida4eoi7ihmx5m3r763swedwn6kdosnxlhp7k5ijcvcgmkro2ulcy@jpeg)
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Maria Farmer reported Epstein to the FBI for child pornography in 1996. Fucking 1996. Fucking FBI did NOTHING until their 2007 investigation where Epstein got a stay at home sweetheart deal thanks to Alex Acosta and other creeps.
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
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House Oversight Committee members have released the most damning images yet of Jeffrey Epstein and his vast consortium of perverted associates.
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
House Oversight Committee members have released the most damning images yet of Jeffrey Epstein and his vast consortium of perverted associates.
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
To see the full collection, watch The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein -
youtu.be/XjhSoGcQhWU
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For entertainment purposes only.
Donald Trump's potent cocktail of frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcissism.
You're soaking in it.
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
Donald Trump's potent cocktail of frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcissism.
You're soaking in it.
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
DAMMIT It's Not Alzheimer's! Here's Why It's A Far Worse Nightmare Scenario
You deserve the facts, not conjecture. Alzheimer's diminishes a person. Trump's not diminishing, he's escalating, and you need to know the frightening reason why.
open.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For entertainment purposes only.
Donald Trump's potent cocktail of frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcissism.
You're soaking in it.
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
Donald Trump's potent cocktail of frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcissism.
You're soaking in it.
open.substack.com/pub/frankgeo...
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One thing that absolutely definitely happens for real in the academic job market is that when you do not get a job, the Dean calls you and explains why you didn't get it. This is extra-super true when the explanation is something legally actionable on its face.
You’ll never guess who else experienced ‘racism’ on the job market despite their unimpeachable academic credentials.
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One thing that absolutely definitely happens for real in the academic job market is that when you do not get a job, the Dean calls you and explains why you didn't get it. This is extra-super true when the explanation is something legally actionable on its face.
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The only reason unemployment is up is because I fired people
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The only reason unemployment is up is because I fired people
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PITTSBURGH — Trump’s racist ice goons repeatedly punch a man in the face on camera
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December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
PITTSBURGH — Trump’s racist ice goons repeatedly punch a man in the face on camera
www.instagram.com/reel/DSb2rPX...
www.instagram.com/reel/DSb2rPX...
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Preorder. It matters more than most people realize. buff.ly/lvL8e5j
December 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Preorder. It matters more than most people realize. buff.ly/lvL8e5j
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You can do this right now:
Think of a person who wrote a paper you love, whose work influenced or helped you, or has made your professional life better.
Search up their email address. Shoot them a quick email of thanks. It means so, so much. This is a rough time of year, share some joy.
Think of a person who wrote a paper you love, whose work influenced or helped you, or has made your professional life better.
Search up their email address. Shoot them a quick email of thanks. It means so, so much. This is a rough time of year, share some joy.
December 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You can do this right now:
Think of a person who wrote a paper you love, whose work influenced or helped you, or has made your professional life better.
Search up their email address. Shoot them a quick email of thanks. It means so, so much. This is a rough time of year, share some joy.
Think of a person who wrote a paper you love, whose work influenced or helped you, or has made your professional life better.
Search up their email address. Shoot them a quick email of thanks. It means so, so much. This is a rough time of year, share some joy.
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Truly insane that the networks took this speech live after refusing to do the same for Biden in 2022
In a nationwide address that major US TV networks are carrying live, President Trump announces 1,450,000 military members will receive a "warrior dividend" of $1776 before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Truly insane that the networks took this speech live after refusing to do the same for Biden in 2022
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These are the places where American students learn about the world. These cuts are one sign — I know there are others — of a country that is shrinking away.
www.dailytarheel.com/article/a4ee...
www.dailytarheel.com/article/a4ee...
UNC cuts all six area studies research centers, effective 2026
As part of the University's plan to make $70 million in budget cuts across the institution, Vice Chancellor for Finance and Operations Nate Knuffman projected that cutting 14 centers and institutes in...
www.dailytarheel.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
These are the places where American students learn about the world. These cuts are one sign — I know there are others — of a country that is shrinking away.
www.dailytarheel.com/article/a4ee...
www.dailytarheel.com/article/a4ee...
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A trainer at the gym told me that one of his clients in tech (very Seattle story) was frantically asking him what AI might be good for at the gym. Real “We have to make this thing happen, what is it for???” vibes.
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A trainer at the gym told me that one of his clients in tech (very Seattle story) was frantically asking him what AI might be good for at the gym. Real “We have to make this thing happen, what is it for???” vibes.
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This article quotes Jason Lee Van Dyke, a self-described fascist who I found participated in a Patriot Front private chat room, to say he is not a member of Patriot Front and to defend Patriot Front's reputation. The article does not mention his fascist beliefs or his participation in the chat room.
Patriot Front, a White supremacist group, has been quietly building a 124-acre compound in the mountains of east Tennessee, where they train members and host fight clubs. https://cnn.it/44rpU6V
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This article quotes Jason Lee Van Dyke, a self-described fascist who I found participated in a Patriot Front private chat room, to say he is not a member of Patriot Front and to defend Patriot Front's reputation. The article does not mention his fascist beliefs or his participation in the chat room.
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Research is mostly discovering cleaner ways to express what you overcomplicated yesterday
October 22, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Research is mostly discovering cleaner ways to express what you overcomplicated yesterday
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We just murdered eight more people in boats.
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We just murdered eight more people in boats.
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The New School was founded by Columbia University professors who wanted a university run by the faculty with minimal administration. For over 100 years it has been a unique institution with progressive values and incredible students and faculty from Ai Weiwei to Hannah Arendt. We are devastated.
Last week, the New School issued voluntary separation & early retirement offers to 40% of the full-time faculty & the majority of non-union staff. These cuts to the bone are an ideological attempt to decimate historic spaces of critical inquiry & social justice. Share our statement tr.ee/qQBIDCpIuj
OFFICIAL Statement from AAUP-TNS on Cuts to Faculty and Staff 12-9-25
The New School - Austerity Cuts to the Bone A Statement from the Leadership Council of AAUP-TNS On December 3, 2025, New School President Joel Towers and Provost Richard Kessler issued voluntary sep...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The New School was founded by Columbia University professors who wanted a university run by the faculty with minimal administration. For over 100 years it has been a unique institution with progressive values and incredible students and faculty from Ai Weiwei to Hannah Arendt. We are devastated.
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In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence.
In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.
In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.
Trump’s Own Mortgages Match His Description of Mortgage Fraud, Records Reveal
The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found Trump once did the very thing ...
www.propublica.org
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
In 1993, Trump signed a mortgage for a Florida home, pledging it would be his principal residence. Seven weeks later, he attested a neighboring property would also be his principal residence.
In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.
In reality, he does not seem to have lived in either home.
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so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.
insanity.
insanity.
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Jeffrey Epstein called her “my great defender.”
Emails and texts show Goldman Sachs’ top attorney Kathy Ruemmler disparaged reporting on Epstein’s abuse as “rehashed crap,” in 2018 and helped craft a 2019 publication relations comment denying he got a sweetheart deal.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/11/p...
Emails and texts show Goldman Sachs’ top attorney Kathy Ruemmler disparaged reporting on Epstein’s abuse as “rehashed crap,” in 2018 and helped craft a 2019 publication relations comment denying he got a sweetheart deal.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/11/p...
Former Obama White House attorney dismissed report on abuse allegations and advised Epstein media strategy | CNN Politics
When billionaire sex offender Jeffrey Epstein needed legal advice, help responding to negative press, or just moral support, he often turned to an unexpected confidante – Kathy Ruemmler, an elite atto...
www.cnn.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Jeffrey Epstein called her “my great defender.”
Emails and texts show Goldman Sachs’ top attorney Kathy Ruemmler disparaged reporting on Epstein’s abuse as “rehashed crap,” in 2018 and helped craft a 2019 publication relations comment denying he got a sweetheart deal.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/11/p...
Emails and texts show Goldman Sachs’ top attorney Kathy Ruemmler disparaged reporting on Epstein’s abuse as “rehashed crap,” in 2018 and helped craft a 2019 publication relations comment denying he got a sweetheart deal.
www.cnn.com/2025/12/11/p...
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NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Trump-Vance White House Targets Beloved Nun in Texas, Retaliates Against Catholic Charities
Catholic Charities of the Rio Grande Valley — praised by Pope Leo as an “agent of hope” — now faces a six-year federal funding ban. Church leaders say it’s a vendetta by the Trump-Vance White House.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NEW: The Trump-Vance White House has falsely accused an ally of Pope Leo — Sr. Norma Pimentel — of illegal activity tied to migrant aid, and cut off all federal funding to Catholic Charities in Texas.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
Church leaders say it’s a targeted, political reprisal against Pope Leo and the Catholic Church.
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Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
An agent criticized for his role in a violent arrest boosted racist and anti-LGBT posts on his X account.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gun-Toting Border Patrol Goon Unmasked as Racist Online Troll
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
www.thedailybeast.com/gun-toting-b...
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My colleague @dfriedman.bsky.social contacted the Pentagon about a top Pete Hegseth aide.
The next day, far-right influencer Jack Posobiec threatened to write a scurrilous story about him.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The next day, far-right influencer Jack Posobiec threatened to write a scurrilous story about him.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
I asked the Pentagon about Pete Hegseth's mentor. Then the threats started.
Journalism in the second Trump administration gets personal.
www.motherjones.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My colleague @dfriedman.bsky.social contacted the Pentagon about a top Pete Hegseth aide.
The next day, far-right influencer Jack Posobiec threatened to write a scurrilous story about him.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
The next day, far-right influencer Jack Posobiec threatened to write a scurrilous story about him.
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...