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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Props to Mick Foley
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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If you’re tired of this nonsense, time to vote Pete Ricketts out.
'Devastating' — Federal spending bill includes ban that will shutter Nebraska THC shops
The House gave final approval to a bill that will end the record-long government shutdown — and eventually shutter most of the 300 shops that sell THC products in Nebraska.
journalstar.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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That's because an incapacitated man can produce ill humours
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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why it's almost like there's a concerted assault on informed consensus by extraction class owned media conglomerates to replace what was left of U.S. political journalism with lazy controversy hounding infotainment and right wing and corporatist agitprop
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wow
The Trump Doctrine: If a supposed “narco terrorist” survives our attempt to kill him, we send him home and let him go free.

Kind of makes it look like they didn’t have sufficient proof to present in court.
October 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Good one sir. Huh huh huh. Fuck.
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Thank God he's not saying this while wearing a tan suit.
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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OTOH if anybody is an authority on pearl clutching it's JD Vance
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Me: "Chain Lightning seems to be about Stephen Miller?

Chat GPT: "Ha! You’re definitely not the first person to notice that “Chain Lightning” feels eerily like a character study of a slick, right-wing true believer — someone with that smirking, rehearsed charm and fascist undertone."
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Vacherot d. Rinderknech 4-6 6-3 6-3 in Shanghai

World #204 Valentin is a Masters 1000 champion

He came here as an alternate hoping to get into qualifying.

He leaves as the lowest ranked man in history to win a Masters 1000 title.

Couldn’t have written a better tennis story if you tried.

🇲🇨❤️
October 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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It's seriously infuriating how national media is bothsidesing Portland. There's a major (award winning!) airport here which you can fly nonstop to from every city in the country.

SEND A FUCKING REPORTER AND RENT THEM A CAR!!!
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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one thing that’s definitely new over the past decade or so is the number of bumper stickers and signs threatening to kill you
October 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Coco Gauff and Jessica Pegula will face each other in the final of Wuhan.

Pegula leads the head to head 4-2 and has won 3 of their last 4 meetings.

They haven't played this season.

All American showdown.

Who wins the title? 🏆
October 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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The moment Valentin Vacherot beat Novak Djokovic to reach the Shanghai final

World #204 becomes the lowest ranked player EVER to reach a Masters final

The first player from Monaco to reach a Masters final

It’s his fairytale, we’re just living in it 🥹
October 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Hey Kristi Noem Portland was just protecting all the pets from you
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM