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This is good and a little bit funny. Kudos to Sen. Nurrenbern.
January 30, 2026 at 11:01 PM
"I didn't wanna do it! Look at what you made me do!"

Fuck these soulless shitbirds.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
No matter how miserable they are, it is not nearly enough.
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I mean ... we've got secret police, concentration camps, and ongoing ethnic cleansing.

But on the plus side, the World Cup lands just in time for the start of swamp-ass season.

So, yeah. Tough call, I guess.
January 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Well, shit. This seems a little ominous.
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Cheap and easy ways to stock your emergency go bag
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January 22, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Brad Pitt
Daniel Day-Lewis
im ready to bring the conversation to hate so lmk when yall ready to talk about actors who you hate to see coming.
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Quelle surprise.
BREAKING: Jackson County Legislator Manny Abarca — voted legislative chair just last week — has been charged with two counts of Harassment by Telecommunications Device in Hutchinson, Kansas.
More criminal charges filed against Jackson County Legislative Chair Manny Abarca
Abarca has been charged in Hutchinson, Kansas in addition to charges in Kansas City and Johnson County.
www.kcur.org
January 21, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"Choke!" Holy shit. She's awesome.
what a legend lmao
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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the president has declared war on an american state and the leaders of the opposition wont shut the fuck up about retraining the stormtroopers
January 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Somehow "lipstick on a pig" feels both right on the money and really hamfisted here.

Also, those uniforms are straight out of "Police Academy."
Replacing the French blue shirt and wool pants worn since 1984, the new uniform is all navy blue and has a freshly designed shoulder patch. “The look and the feel of our police force is changing,” said Tom Whittaker, chair of the Board of Police Commissioners.
Kansas City police officers are getting new navy blue uniforms. Here's why
Replacing the French blue shirt and wool pants worn since 1984, the new uniform is all navy blue and has a freshly designed shoulder patch. “The look and the feel of our police force is changing,” said Tom Whittaker, chair of the Board of Police Commissioners.
www.kcur.org
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Oh no! I hope someone checked on the pavement.
Ice on ICE violence
January 11, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Yup. They were pretty clear on where they were gonna take us.
Sen. Katie Britt: "This is what America voted for"
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/
January 7, 2026 at 7:30 PM
It's crazy that the most predictable outcome is actually happening.

Just bonkers.
January 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I don't want get my hopes up ... but 2026 may be the year.
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood & I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump said of his habitual overdosing against Dr’s advise. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?” 

Yessir, big nice sense, sir.

www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
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January 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sounds like it's North Kansas City's time to shine.
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When That Day comes, I hope he is treated with all of the respect and dignity he is due.
Trump just posted about Rob Reiner's death:
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This rules.
Today in “Dudes Rock”:

A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
To be fair, Westport hasn't exactly been subtle about its racism for about 20 years now.

Also, maybe don't drink at the shitty corner bar there.
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.

Well UH
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hell is a Plymouth Volare station wagon with red vinyl seats, or whatever the Buick equivalent was.

No one wants this shit.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Every snowstorm is an IQ test.
Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is good advice for most states. Things get weird and spooky off the beaten path.
THEE number 1 thing you need to know about the commonwealth of Virginia…

Stay on the interstate
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM