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still the liz lemon of drag.
clown of the year every year.
ceo of clown ii clown communications inc. llc.
VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
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please do not reply to me asking for money bc i dont have it either girl.
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You never met a Libra?
Is it possible for someone to flirt without knowing they’re flirting?

(Red pill and manosphere people, please don’t answer)
February 19, 2026 at 1:43 AM
hello, should i be adding anyone today??
February 19, 2026 at 2:29 AM
im 32 and no.
IF YOU'RE OVER 40: Was Lemon Pepper a flavor when you were a kid?
February 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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February 18, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Have journalists considered they enjoy Twitter more because their "unbiased journalism" is really closer aligned with the bigotry there? Im kidding. It's definitely the audience and not you🥰
February 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
delusion is part of black history.
making it out of oppression requires delusion, it requires imagination.

BE DELUSIONAL TODAY IN HONOR OF BLACK HISTORY!
February 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
its my duty as a black woman to be on the phone all day, actually.
Millennials went two ways:

You’re either the type that wants phone calls.

Or you’re the type that hates phone calls.
February 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Millennials went two ways:

You’re either the type that wants phone calls.

Or you’re the type that hates phone calls.
February 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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Happy Black History Month
February 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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The only choice.
February 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I know it’s popular to say “oh men are dumb, they don’t know”

They absolutely do know and that’s why they react like that.

They knew what they were doing, they didn’t know you would bring it up.

Fully agree that the silence following coercion is normalized.
TW: mentions of sexual coercion

I have dealt with sexual coercion from men several times and every time I let them know they violated me they seem offended bc all they probably hear is that I am calling them a creepy violent rapist bc sexual coercion is so normalized in our society.
February 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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A great moment in hip hop history.
“What made you go with that verse?”
February 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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TF DID ROSA PARKS AND SPONGEBOB DO!???
February 16, 2026 at 11:03 PM
i had the best valentines weekend ive ever had, sans partner, sans man. my friends really make it hard for niggas to keep up. wow
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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In honor of BHM, if no one gives me a dollar for jazz cabbage - you’re racist and will be reported 😘
February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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People experiencing lack of housing are “average” people

They are not some mutant strain of human being

They are just people… who experienced one thing too many and couldn’t bounce back
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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One lay off
One car breakdown
One medical emergency
One unexpected death

And you could be outside
February 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
oh shit i get time and a half today i almost forgot
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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A true yearner…
Stevie Wonder said …

“I see Us in the park”

HOW???
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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*with visible disdain, stares intensely at a person brandishing a penis*

but like… why?
February 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
teeeheee
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
just updated my resume.
im kinda that girl, hol awwwnnnnn!
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
i do not feel like fixing this resume 😭 but its money calling 😭😭😭😭
February 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM