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@fkasmnpls.bsky.social
still the liz lemon of drag.
clown of the year every year.
ceo of clown ii clown communications inc. llc.
VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
clown of the year every year.
ceo of clown ii clown communications inc. llc.
VA 🚃 BK 🌈✨
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@fkasmnpls.bsky.social
· Apr 13
please do not reply to me asking for money bc i dont have it either girl.
please, havent i had enough???
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
please, havent i had enough???
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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And it's official!
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
And it's official!
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this reminds me of my favorite scripture
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
this reminds me of my favorite scripture
omg guise stop!!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
omg guise stop!!!
record yourself saying because rn.
2026 is the year yall gon stop saying Jerseyans have accents. Thanks.
December 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
record yourself saying because rn.
iconic
my best friend just put her entire roster in a group chat and told them may the best wya text at midnight win. she said she is gonna mute the chat until 11:59pm.
I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
December 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
iconic
now nye on the ground no but i *do* want to go to the olive garden next year and watch the ball drop lfndosgzjsdbd
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
now nye on the ground no but i *do* want to go to the olive garden next year and watch the ball drop lfndosgzjsdbd
probably 9 😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
probably 9 😭
The Wire
December 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The Wire
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Where the chicken is hot and the bourbon is plentiful.
and this is why I love me a good “old head” hole in the wall type spot.
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Where the chicken is hot and the bourbon is plentiful.
what is happening
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
what is happening
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what Kevin Hart said in 40 Year Old Virgin?
January 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
what Kevin Hart said in 40 Year Old Virgin?
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i'm impervious to thirst traps
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
i'm impervious to thirst traps
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did this at a bar people wouldnt leave us alone about how cute it was.
it was cute but we were like uhmmm can we…. get back to our date? pls.
it was cute but we were like uhmmm can we…. get back to our date? pls.
I want a coloring book date.
Markers/crayons, wine/juice, soft blankets and some adult coloring books.
With some movies in the background 😌 and some occasional snuggles.
Markers/crayons, wine/juice, soft blankets and some adult coloring books.
With some movies in the background 😌 and some occasional snuggles.
December 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
did this at a bar people wouldnt leave us alone about how cute it was.
it was cute but we were like uhmmm can we…. get back to our date? pls.
it was cute but we were like uhmmm can we…. get back to our date? pls.
ohhh.. thats not…
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
ohhh.. thats not…
a favorite from high school
December 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
a favorite from high school
my sister's gifts are actually very great this year we both are so late but im excited to get them to her when they get here 🙊
December 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my sister's gifts are actually very great this year we both are so late but im excited to get them to her when they get here 🙊
misery loves company.
Like just be kind? Please. I’ve been begging yall since we migrated from Twitter to just be kind. Why is it such a struggle for so many? Just. Be. Kind.
December 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
misery loves company.
in 2026 no one is bigger than the program, not even me!
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
in 2026 no one is bigger than the program, not even me!
and i dont go in until 3 so suck my ass.
It's almost 9pm EST for those that work tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
and i dont go in until 3 so suck my ass.
finally homeeeeeeeeee, more work tm 😭
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
finally homeeeeeeeeee, more work tm 😭
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xmas movie throwback
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
xmas movie throwback