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Iris
@prismaticiris.bsky.social
(shakes fist at clouds)

she/her/hers
Just watched Muppets Christmas Carol and I can say it's still very good. And I teared up for Tiny Tim 🥺
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
😿 sigh need room for magfest
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Shares appreciated ❤️

My shop has some super cute winter gear to keep you warm! I made Love and Deepspace blanket hoodies and shoulder/lap blankets too! They are SO SOFT and SO WARM!!!

Grab them today, as they’re almost gone, and I won’t restock them again!

jupypoopy.bigcartel.com/product/love...
December 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think I'm overhearing two transplants talking about nyc in this Gregory's 👀
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I miss xiv sometimes :( my life still don't feel stable enough to rejoin
December 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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it's that time again
December 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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To friends overseas, please don't visit the US right now unless it's an unavoidable necessity.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I can’t go on like this.

*continues to go on like that*
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The more I'm in this job the more I kind of don't like it
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I be gobblin' this bowl
December 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The IRS finally caught up to him
A TikTok User has posted a photo of subway workers removing Yoshi from the train tracks. https://kotaku.com/yoshi-classon-avenue-g-train-station-tracks-tiktok-2000650930
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)

you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wondering if I can get away with stealing a Kirby plate thing at kura ..
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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🚗 Where We Headed? 🚗
👇 BONUS PANELS in the comments 👇
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Reminder: a 20 year old Black cosplayer recently committed suicide because of shit like this. She was just a kid.

If you come across any Black cosplayers sharing their work, please take a second to like and leave a positive comment. You never know how much that can help someone.
Cosplaying white characters? Are you under the impression Ami Mizuno or Rei Hino are white??

Usagi Tsukino. Very white.
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Neat
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Neat
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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NOT A ASS OUT PASS OUT PHOTO They didn't have to do my guy like that
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM