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Evelynn
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Gay
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That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
August 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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The singularity is awesome
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Credo: Trans issues are issues because trans people are people.

Trans issues are also is sues because they are one case of “how do we treat the vulnerable among us” which Christ suggested might determine the condition of our soul.

I believe this is what Lynch means by “Fix your heart or die.”
March 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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AI when forced to confront a man's love for his beautiful transsexual wife
Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description
February 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Wow
February 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This is the hardest thing I've ever read. Agree.
i think i like injections so much because the violence of directly puncturing the flesh feels like the most appropriate format for the transmutation of the self i am the crucible, reagents, catalyst, and compound
February 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Transphobic Scooby-Doo be like
February 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Eliminating the need for social media by taking pictures of memes and funny posts on my computer screen and sending them to my friends work emails.
January 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Son: I can't sleep. When I close my eyes I see the original Michelin man.

Me: What's so bad about the *closes eyes* OH NO
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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hard to beat this pic from wikipedia
January 27, 2025 at 5:25 AM
This is good work oh my god
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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im not interested in boobs or jugs. dont show those things to me. my doctor says if my eyes and tongue shoot out of my head like a cartoon wolf again she might not be able to put them back in this time
January 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Dave Foley was too good at crossdressing. The deep state couldn't allow it.
January 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM