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Trad wife? More like rad wife.
More proud moments as a music loving mama:
My feral goblin progeny just came out to the living room room, humming a song and I said ‘hey what was that?’
“Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack,” they said.
I might not do it all exactly right. But kid has taste. 💅🏻
My feral goblin progeny just came out to the living room room, humming a song and I said ‘hey what was that?’
“Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack,” they said.
I might not do it all exactly right. But kid has taste. 💅🏻
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
More proud moments as a music loving mama:
My feral goblin progeny just came out to the living room room, humming a song and I said ‘hey what was that?’
“Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack,” they said.
I might not do it all exactly right. But kid has taste. 💅🏻
My feral goblin progeny just came out to the living room room, humming a song and I said ‘hey what was that?’
“Dissolved Girl by Massive Attack,” they said.
I might not do it all exactly right. But kid has taste. 💅🏻
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I ALREADY TOLD U NO PEGGING
December 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I ALREADY TOLD U NO PEGGING
Sorry guys I think I’m gonna just go marry Klovar.
別の証明書はいかがですか？例えば、結婚証明書などはいかがでしょうか？
🥺
👉👈
🥺
👉👈
December 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Sorry guys I think I’m gonna just go marry Klovar.
🎶this is about meeeee🎶
finally, my sugar momma has arrived
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 AM
🎶this is about meeeee🎶
My auntie sent me one of those forever wick candles with a diamond in it.
The candle scent was “Santa’s sweaty sack”
Anyway. Here’s my diamond.
The candle scent was “Santa’s sweaty sack”
Anyway. Here’s my diamond.
December 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
My auntie sent me one of those forever wick candles with a diamond in it.
The candle scent was “Santa’s sweaty sack”
Anyway. Here’s my diamond.
The candle scent was “Santa’s sweaty sack”
Anyway. Here’s my diamond.
I don’t wanna be too controversial on Jesus’s birthday and I never wanna get political but like.
@robocop1987.bsky.social is the most politically relevant account I follow here.
@robocop1987.bsky.social is the most politically relevant account I follow here.
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I don’t wanna be too controversial on Jesus’s birthday and I never wanna get political but like.
@robocop1987.bsky.social is the most politically relevant account I follow here.
@robocop1987.bsky.social is the most politically relevant account I follow here.
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The old man thought it was pretty important, Dick.
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The old man thought it was pretty important, Dick.
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one thing to know about us is that we just set our weed vape down somewhere
do you know where
do you know where
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
one thing to know about us is that we just set our weed vape down somewhere
do you know where
do you know where
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i refuse to interact with the language settings. if bsky is unable to know what language thirty seven THOUSAND of my skeets are in, it is a failed platform.
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
i refuse to interact with the language settings. if bsky is unable to know what language thirty seven THOUSAND of my skeets are in, it is a failed platform.
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Is your guitar a Martin? Because then I could be “Martin luthier: king”
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Is your guitar a Martin? Because then I could be “Martin luthier: king”
It’s a Christmas miracle.
December 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
It’s a Christmas miracle.
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alrighty, time to check the reindeer traps for meat
December 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
alrighty, time to check the reindeer traps for meat
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Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
I’m pretty sure I need an upright bass.
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I’m pretty sure I need an upright bass.
YEAH SURE ILL HAVE ANOTHER VODKA
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
YEAH SURE ILL HAVE ANOTHER VODKA
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me prayin that my haters see the light some day
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
me prayin that my haters see the light some day
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Spare parts for 25 years.
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Spare parts for 25 years.
Hey. I got y’all a little something.
Happy Christmas, beasties. I love yous.
Happy Christmas, beasties. I love yous.
December 25, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Hey. I got y’all a little something.
Happy Christmas, beasties. I love yous.
Happy Christmas, beasties. I love yous.
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I like you so much that I would actually listen to the links you send
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I like you so much that I would actually listen to the links you send
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I need a chocolate.
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I need a chocolate.
Real friends say real shit.
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Real friends say real shit.
Tonight you’ll be visited* by three spirits**
*texted
**exes
*texted
**exes
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Tonight you’ll be visited* by three spirits**
*texted
**exes
*texted
**exes
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You've insulted me.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You've insulted me.
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And you've insulted this company with your bastard creation.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
And you've insulted this company with your bastard creation.