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Does the pomodoro method work for anyone
July 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Does the pomodoro method work for anyone
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at this point I will take my inspiration where I can find it
June 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
at this point I will take my inspiration where I can find it
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Head hurts on my day off. Why has god forsaken me
June 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Head hurts on my day off. Why has god forsaken me
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Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts
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May 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Nation's UPS Men Break Out The Shorts
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Someone’s third favorite kind of cheese says so much about them
April 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Someone’s third favorite kind of cheese says so much about them
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Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
April 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Hi, I'm God.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process.
Even Jesus got a hearing.
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I wonder who it would be useful for if we pretend the majority of people aren’t working class. Hmmmmmm
April 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I wonder who it would be useful for if we pretend the majority of people aren’t working class. Hmmmmmm
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You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over.
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April 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over.
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This guy has no idea how much he has influenced how my family talks to each other. We say “and the point is…?” All the time since he said this
April 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This guy has no idea how much he has influenced how my family talks to each other. We say “and the point is…?” All the time since he said this
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Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.
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I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I refer to growing up in the acid rain/ quicksand/impending nuclear conflict era as being "classically trained" in generalized anxiety
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Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
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March 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cardinals Weirded Out By How Religious Brush With Death Made Pope
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getting stupider, as is my right
March 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
getting stupider, as is my right
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I have my own private sense of where commas ought to go
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I have my own private sense of where commas ought to go
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“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i take my gummy vitamins
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
“still punk as fuck” i whisper as i take my gummy vitamins
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I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally
March 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m strong in every way except physically or mentally
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Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
March 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Last night I dreamt Elon lost so much money that the bank repossessed his hair.
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i'm supposed to be locked in and saving money but Taco Bell introduced Crunchwrap Sliders idk if i can help myself
March 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i'm supposed to be locked in and saving money but Taco Bell introduced Crunchwrap Sliders idk if i can help myself
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Starting to feel a bit trapped in my enclosure
March 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Starting to feel a bit trapped in my enclosure
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me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
me: waiter what is the most expensive meal you have
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
waiter: the lobster sir
me: wonderful one for me and one for my date
waiter: (reading note i secretly passed him) “i’m sorry sir but all we have tonight are hotdogs”
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somehow im still hungry after eating gummy nerds for dinner
March 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
somehow im still hungry after eating gummy nerds for dinner
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the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.
March 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the window on a box of pasta offers a visual connection to the outside world, making a space feel more open and comfortable for the pasta.
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That empty spot in your bed is meant for snacks not a liar
March 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
That empty spot in your bed is meant for snacks not a liar