Arun_V1.0
@postmodernhippy.bsky.social
Friend, lover, occasional blogger. Confirmed fantasist and experienced unicorn breeder.
Frka od čoveka.
'You were never fleet of foot, Hippy'.
Frka od čoveka.
'You were never fleet of foot, Hippy'.
Pinned
Fun fact: the Portuguese man o' war is not a true jellyfish, as it has no ability to control its speed or direction.
It is also not a true man o' war, as it has fewer than three masts, carries no guns, and is not a naval ship developed in the sixteenth century.
It is also not a true man o' war, as it has fewer than three masts, carries no guns, and is not a naval ship developed in the sixteenth century.
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it’s the ultimate troll to give someone four days worth of birds, then gold rings before giving them another two days worth of birds
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
it’s the ultimate troll to give someone four days worth of birds, then gold rings before giving them another two days worth of birds
The best part of being a bearded man in a small town is that at this time of year, you're just drowning in big city vajayjay. 🎄🎁 #Hallmark
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The best part of being a bearded man in a small town is that at this time of year, you're just drowning in big city vajayjay. 🎄🎁 #Hallmark
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The most boring, most uninteresting, most unexceptional people in America are sick and tired of being treated like the most boring, most uninteresting, most unexceptional people in America. And, goddammit, they’re not gonna take it anymore.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The most boring, most uninteresting, most unexceptional people in America are sick and tired of being treated like the most boring, most uninteresting, most unexceptional people in America. And, goddammit, they’re not gonna take it anymore.
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Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
December 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Which words have given you happiness this year? I’d love to hear them.
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
(And if you fancy some distraction over the holidays, do give my word game Two Words a try.
twowords2.page.link/play)
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I know that what Trump posted after the Reiner deaths was despicable.
I thought about posting to say how despicable it is, but, If this is the one thing anyone needed to convince them that Trump is a POS, you should have been paying attention a long time ago.
I thought about posting to say how despicable it is, but, If this is the one thing anyone needed to convince them that Trump is a POS, you should have been paying attention a long time ago.
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I know that what Trump posted after the Reiner deaths was despicable.
I thought about posting to say how despicable it is, but, If this is the one thing anyone needed to convince them that Trump is a POS, you should have been paying attention a long time ago.
I thought about posting to say how despicable it is, but, If this is the one thing anyone needed to convince them that Trump is a POS, you should have been paying attention a long time ago.
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Even North Korea’s going to be telling Johnson to tone it down a bit.
Mike Johnson: "We're so excited for the exceptional leadership, for the vision of President Trump to do this. I can't wait to tell everybody about Form 45-47. If we could only put an exclamation point at the end of the form number that would be perfect."
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Even North Korea’s going to be telling Johnson to tone it down a bit.
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Great protest song‼️
Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE
Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Great protest song‼️
Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE
Well, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
There's a sign-on bonus of 50 grand
They're in need of you, needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE
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Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Word of the day, should you be feeling a little huffish, is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a love of solitude and the desire to be away from other people.
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If I were a reporter: Cool story, bro. Now answer the fucking question.
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If I were a reporter: Cool story, bro. Now answer the fucking question.
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Republicans acting like they wouldn’t line up for this like it’s early voting at a gun show.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Republicans acting like they wouldn’t line up for this like it’s early voting at a gun show.
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Women want to leave behind a better world. Men want to leave behind a better world, and a perfectly seasoned cast iron pan.
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Women want to leave behind a better world. Men want to leave behind a better world, and a perfectly seasoned cast iron pan.
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The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.
Any questions?
Any questions?
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The Kremlin is praising the new US security strategy.
Any questions?
Any questions?
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me...
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me...
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk?
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me...
I didn't mean to call you that
I can't remember what was said or what you threw at me
Please tell me...
In an unusually sporty evening for me, I have seen the Chicago Bears win, and the Chicago Bulls apparently couldn't hit a barn door while holding the handle. Strange evening.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In an unusually sporty evening for me, I have seen the Chicago Bears win, and the Chicago Bulls apparently couldn't hit a barn door while holding the handle. Strange evening.
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It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's got racism. It's offensive to people with intellectual disabilities. It's Islamophobic. Happy Thanksgiving from the president
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It turns out the newly elected Mayor of New York City is a skilled moron whisperer and it is sending MAGA into a full blown panic attack.
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"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Oh Mamdani, you're so lovely!!!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
"Yes I know it, I can't help it!"
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I saw this photo and could not stop laughing. Trump is so utterly starstruck.
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I saw this photo and could not stop laughing. Trump is so utterly starstruck.
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Me: "Do you want me to look into your eyes when I put it in my mouth?”
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Me: "Do you want me to look into your eyes when I put it in my mouth?”
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
Cop: "Ma'am, just blow into the breathalyzer please."
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Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whether it's Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Donald Trump calling for the execution of Democrats, both presidents engaged in norm-busting behavior.
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The moulade, 1905
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15488
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15488
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The moulade, 1905
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15488
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/15488
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If it made the news at all, that's a win...
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If it made the news at all, that's a win...
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here's today's post: "fascism, but with fuckwits" — can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
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fascism, but with fuckwits
can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
here's today's post: "fascism, but with fuckwits" — can’t any of these clowns do their jobs without screwing up?
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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