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jake
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if you even fuckign care,
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Just hit some fuckass cyclist on the ronald reagan memorial tollway
Drone roomba
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
yall jerkin it regular or goofy?
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Thinking about buying a new keyboard just to feel something
February 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social reading football
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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It's pretty amazing to me the amount of shit that apparently you can Just Do as an NYC mayor. It makes basically every other American politician look like an incompetent loser.

What do you mean there was just a button that reversed wage theft? Why wasn't and isn't everyone hitting it all the time??
February 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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are we all ready to stop believing that everything sucks shit on accident yet?
February 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 12:35 AM
stop playing side scrollers. grow up
January 31, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
literally all anime looks the same
January 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
pisser's clogged
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Devices should not have "built-in" speakers. Fuck you.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
its literally so easy to win a presidential election, watch:

I will ban all advertisements, everywhere
January 7, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Deus ex voice:

I didnt vote for this
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
its good that you can always tell which new game is dogshit by the word count in the trailer
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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I buy the Cabaret theory of modern politics: current right wing politics was, once upon a time, a thing elites sold to rubes while merely pretending to believe themselves while they pursued wealth, but now the True Believers are actually in charge and acting on sincerely believed insane nonsense.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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But I need your help to do it.

With defending this case on top of running a campaign, your support matters more than ever.
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November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Do non-english speakers say shit like "did you know the name Bob means strong and noble in english"?
November 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Asexual folk cant even come to a conclusion
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Gamer who cools down hot food with canned air
October 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM