Doctor Cucumber
@possumdementhe.bsky.social
Just a bendy intersex/trans possum attempting to be a hoopy frood. ✡️
e/em/eir Check out pronoun labeler. @pronouns.diy
Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.
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Please stop pretending to know my 'deal', especially the whining about how you think I'm zionist/AFAB without any evidence.
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Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
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I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
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"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
Dozens Of Women Allege Unwanted Surgeries And Medical Abuse In ICE Custody
More women are coming forward to say they were pressured to have reproductive surgeries they did not want or understand, offering a glimpse into alleged medical abuses at an ICE detention center.
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November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
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We don't know why the Donald and Bubba story is suddenly drawing attention so many years later, but we can assure that it is being taken out of context.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We don't know why the Donald and Bubba story is suddenly drawing attention so many years later, but we can assure that it is being taken out of context.
Apparently airwalking and skipping scares the shit out of my roommate's cat.
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Apparently airwalking and skipping scares the shit out of my roommate's cat.
I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability
gofund.me
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I've been talking about this for a while, but I'm in an astronomical amount of debt on low income and it's actively preventing me from getting to a safe area for LGBTQIA+ people or afford healthcare. Dealing with some of it will really help me to take care of the rest of my problems. #transcrowdfund
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I've been discussing this for a while, but I'm in some absurd amount of debt and need help. I've exhausted many of my options to manage this, and I don't expect people to take care of all of my problems, but I'm opening up a GFM. Help a broke trans/intersex person get stable & safe? #transcrowdfund
Donate to Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability, organized by Alex Smith
I'm Alex, you might know me from a variety of art collaborations, running an … Alex Smith needs your support for Support Alex's Journey to Financial Stability
gofund.me
October 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I've been discussing this for a while, but I'm in some absurd amount of debt and need help. I've exhausted many of my options to manage this, and I don't expect people to take care of all of my problems, but I'm opening up a GFM. Help a broke trans/intersex person get stable & safe? #transcrowdfund
A wolf in lots of lovely outfits. They're fashionable but also kitsch.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A wolf in lots of lovely outfits. They're fashionable but also kitsch.
I love how this time of year, every other fast food place has some variant on the moistmaker, but none of them want to call it that.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I love how this time of year, every other fast food place has some variant on the moistmaker, but none of them want to call it that.
Why couldn't I have gotten friendly bowel syndrome?
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Why couldn't I have gotten friendly bowel syndrome?
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Idk how coherent this will be because my brain is kinda fuzzy right now but this feels like a perfect demonstration of my thesis that one of the defining characteristics of the current reactionary project is the need for mediocre men to be praised and rewarded just for being men
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Idk how coherent this will be because my brain is kinda fuzzy right now but this feels like a perfect demonstration of my thesis that one of the defining characteristics of the current reactionary project is the need for mediocre men to be praised and rewarded just for being men
I found a Bogen 3021 at Goodwill yesterday. The head was utter garbage, but I only really even wanted the legs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I found a Bogen 3021 at Goodwill yesterday. The head was utter garbage, but I only really even wanted the legs.
Tfw people mistake your "dark and mysterious" act for "gay and autistic".
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Tfw people mistake your "dark and mysterious" act for "gay and autistic".
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"trying to dox someone doesn't count if they got it wrong"
What the fuck
What the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"trying to dox someone doesn't count if they got it wrong"
What the fuck
What the fuck
I have received a lot of death threats and suicide baiting with obvious hate motivations for my ethnicity, gender, disability, etc but have never seen my harassers get banned, the arbitrary nature of who does and doesn't get banned including often the victims of harassment is astonishing.
"People are mad that BlueSky won't allow them to make death threats."
No! People are mad that BlueSky's AI automod regularly gets it wrong, moderation decisions/ penalties are seemingly arbitrary, and the moderation team has terrible comms.
No! People are mad that BlueSky's AI automod regularly gets it wrong, moderation decisions/ penalties are seemingly arbitrary, and the moderation team has terrible comms.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I have received a lot of death threats and suicide baiting with obvious hate motivations for my ethnicity, gender, disability, etc but have never seen my harassers get banned, the arbitrary nature of who does and doesn't get banned including often the victims of harassment is astonishing.
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
A lot of the people who've been the shittiest thing to me about supposedly selling out(despite being in poverty) have been people who did not in fact have to worry about resources. I've got a chronic condition to think of.
Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
A lot of the people who've been the shittiest thing to me about supposedly selling out(despite being in poverty) have been people who did not in fact have to worry about resources. I've got a chronic condition to think of.
"Who are you to demand $200 a day?"
$200 a day is fuck-all, literally not even median income while I have a bachelor's degree.
$200 a day is fuck-all, literally not even median income while I have a bachelor's degree.
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
"Who are you to demand $200 a day?"
$200 a day is fuck-all, literally not even median income while I have a bachelor's degree.
$200 a day is fuck-all, literally not even median income while I have a bachelor's degree.
My employer has been charging more every year citing "rising expenses", but I haven't had a COLA in three years despite losing medicaid and having my actual expenses continue to rise.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My employer has been charging more every year citing "rising expenses", but I haven't had a COLA in three years despite losing medicaid and having my actual expenses continue to rise.
The worst thing about using a paid dryer is that you have to buy an entire cycle when you just need an extra 15 minutes. My jeans came out wet last night(yes I know some people will judge me for machind washing and drying jeans).
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The worst thing about using a paid dryer is that you have to buy an entire cycle when you just need an extra 15 minutes. My jeans came out wet last night(yes I know some people will judge me for machind washing and drying jeans).
I mean Matt Walsh has been fairly consistent about "violating his kids' boundaries" per his words including lecturing one of my friends on the evils of how tankinis make him hot and bothered and how she should be more modest at the beach.
8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I mean Matt Walsh has been fairly consistent about "violating his kids' boundaries" per his words including lecturing one of my friends on the evils of how tankinis make him hot and bothered and how she should be more modest at the beach.
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Canadians: get your 🍞📈 money! If you bought packaged bread from a major chain grocery store in Canada between 2001 and 2021, you could get at least $50 as part of a class action settlement over bread price fixing!
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
You could get at least $50 from the bread price-fixing settlement. But the deadline is coming up | CBC News
Your chance to get a piece of a $500-million class action settlement, following a years-long bread price fixing scheme will soon expire.
www.cbc.ca
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Canadians: get your 🍞📈 money! If you bought packaged bread from a major chain grocery store in Canada between 2001 and 2021, you could get at least $50 as part of a class action settlement over bread price fixing!
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
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It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's cool how the origin story for every beloved 80s property is "well Ronald Reagan got children's television deregulated, so there was this show that was designed to sell toys to people that aren't yet fully capable of understanding when they're being advertised to."
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Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Computers were a skill. They were taught in classrooms as a skill. Skills give you power over your tools because you work them as an expert and that is leverage to multiply externally.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
And then computers became an A/B tested telemetry-based advertising conduit to brains for SaaS recurring revenue.
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I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.
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Epstein files (121 GB)
A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the DOJ and Congress, and leaked emails.
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A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the DOJ and Congress, and leaked emails.
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Epstein files - Distributed Denial of Secrets
A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the Department of Justice and Congress, and leaked…
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November 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Epstein files (121 GB)
A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the DOJ and Congress, and leaked emails.
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A collection of documents, emails, and recordings relating to Jeffrey Epstein, including his FBI and Interpol files, court documents, releases from the DOJ and Congress, and leaked emails.
ddosecrets.com/article/epst...
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